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how do i tease my mothers sexy maid?
well the maid my mother hired for a year now is sexy!!! Its just me and her alone in the weekends cause my mothers working.. im know this sounds crazy but its true, when my mothers home she dresses appropriate then when my mothers not home she dresses with hardly nothing on in the weekends ,and i know its to tease me cause ive caught her a few times staring down at my you know what!! I want to know things i could do to get her aroused with me, i know shes playing this game with me so i want to play it back secretly!!! How do i aroused a woman without her noticing im doing it in purpose?im 23 n shes 34.
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See, Xeno, I think this actually IS a sitcom. This 23-year-old man is living in his mother's house and is home with the maid every weekend. He can't even say 'crotch'? He also doesn't know what to do, at 23 mind you, about a hot maid who wants him? Yeah. Not buying it.
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This situation would make for a passable sitcom plot or even a letter to Penthouse, but in real life, it's got "danger" all over it. Be aware that if you pursue this, there are 100 different ways it could turn out in the end, and 99 of them are bad. Even if everything works the way I assume you want it to, it's fair to say that your mother would not be happy about it if she came home to find the two of you in a compromising position.
That having been said, there's plenty you can do to flirt and "arouse" her without attracting much suspicion at all. One of the simplest things you can do is to make sure you're looking your best on the weekends - put on clothes that look good on you, wear cologne (not too much, because you want to be subtle), and keep yourself well-groomed in general. This has the advantage in that it's not a bad idea to do those kinds of things anyway.
You can also start working out, preferably in some way that she'll see you doing it. Get a weight bench and start pumping iron, in a room where you can leave the door open and she can see you without having to try too hard. Again, this is a good method because it has its own benefits even if it doesn't turn her on.
However, as you embark on this flirtatious adventure, consider carefully that it is POSSIBLE that you're misreading her signs. There is a tendency for wishful thinking to take over when dealing with a sexy woman, particularly one who is right-there-but-unattainable. She might be dressed differently on the weekends NOT because you're there alone with her, but because her employer isn't there and she can get away with more comfortable clothes. She might be looking down at your you-know-what, but she might also be glancing downward because she's shy or something.
Be careful how you proceed! If you are misinterpreting her signals and respond with "signals" of your own, she may view that as sexual harassment, and your mother could be sued. This is one of the 99 bad outcomes I mentioned before.
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well first, you`ve got to get closerto her. try asking her if you can help her. once you`ve got her help, try seducing her. put your hand on her back or her thigh, get closer to her, just ways to get physically close to her so that your touch arouses her.
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