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myspace bullitin riddle.
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
NO I CANT GUESS THE EFFIN RIDDLE!!!!!
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^^ its a myspace bulliten and i dunno the answer! haha apparently thos kindergarters are smarter than me.
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There are a few possible answers.. i looked it up online.
one is salt.
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Salt water give objects more buoyancy. Polar bears swim all the time. Their hollow clear hair appears white. Its hollow to better maximize the buoyancy of the oceanic salt water. Kindergarten kids know that polar bears swim in the sea.
next... Who has ever gotten salt in their eyes? Yeah... you cry.
pee... duh. When you pee your body loses salt. Kids know this because (Amazingly) many of them have tasted pee and(thankfully) they kow that when they eat something salty they drink alot more and then have to pee.
sweat and oil contain high ammounts of salt which causes hair to become dull, and tangle easier. ever get hair in your mouth when working out... its salty.
this is great... when famous people sweat its because they are screwing up and when we sweat its because were working hard. the harder you sweat the harder it seems like youre working.
this is the tricky part... Butter has a high ammount of salt (go lick some) and you have to fry pancakes in butter or margarine. thats why they brown.Fry anything in butter and it browns. ask a little kid how to cook pancakes. (Dont ask the children of crackhead loser parents because they will tell you that pancakes come in boxes ant you put them in the toaster because mommy is too strung out too cook) the champagne thing is sneaky and I dont think young kids would know this...
add salt to champagne and watch it fizz like crazy. hell, add salt or sugar to soda even.. it fizzez like crazy. but then again... i used to mix soda and salt as a kid just to make a mess.
squeeze a salt grain and it explodes along its fracture (cleavage) lines
if you put salt in your eyes they eventually dry out and erupt because the skin of the retina splits and the inner fluid drains out (again, it would be a very inquisitive child but I think kids know that salt dehydrates stuff)
answer...
Its friggan salt people. Try to think like a kid, theyre smarter than we give them credit for.
but i think the answer is "no, i can not guess the answer."
a harvard student would keep looking for an answer, but a kindergardener would just say, "no."
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Sorry to break it to you, but that's one of those bulletins that's pointless and people keep reposting for no reason, so, yeah. Sorry, haha. There's no answer to it.
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