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Formals date
So i asked one of my coolio foolio friends to formals this year, but the only thing is i said that she could not get fat before formals or else i would totally ditch her ass. Is it wrong and shallow of me to ask this of her, cause i dont want to muffin topping girl as a formals date. Am i being shallow or just looking out for me??
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A: no, it is defintely not wrong or shallow of you to ask this favor of her. in this sad and cruel world, the ultimate law is survival of the fittest, you must always look out for yourself or you lose. you die. fatality. game over.
i mean, how embarassing would it be if you brought this fatch to formals for all your brhos to see, it would be complete and total humiliation. so bad that they might even have to terminate you from the brotherhood.
in conclusion, make sure this female either hits the gym on a regular basis, or upchucks after every meal. if she doesn't agree, tell her that she is being selfish and doesn't understand that your reputation is on the line and that if she were really your friend she would do this for you.
always remember, yourself before others.
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