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Question Posted Wednesday June 14 2006, 10:22 am

wat is the normal size for a guy "down thur" who is 15

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hitler_the_goat answered Wednesday June 14 2006, 1:40 pm:
I was talking to this one prostitute here in town, and somehow size was brought up. I dunno how, but apparently german prostitutes who can barely summon up the english to declare the asking fee can adequately describe the average customer's penis size. she said about five and a half inches, but I'm not really inclined to believe her. considering the horrendous number of old fat german men that visit her on a routine basis. now I did the math, and the average hot german hooker operating at the average german whorehouse sees about ten to fifteen dudes on a good night. with vacation time, and sundays factored in, she gets approximately 1800 dicks per year. with these figures, and with the fat old guy factor plugged in, I'd say the average is about six inches. I dunno though, some of those old dudes might've been packing, so the disclaimer of this advice is going to say something about a fat old german man's penis. and I find that hilarious. be satisfied with the weapon. and as we say in the U.S. cavalry; the right testicle is for suppressive fire, the left is the main body, and your penis is the maneuver element. as long as you have a main body to provide firepower, and a maneuver element, no matter how small, you're good.
-gunner

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babiigirl answered Wednesday June 14 2006, 1:27 pm:
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Average size on the chart says 4.7 inches.

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amygwendoline answered Wednesday June 14 2006, 1:04 pm:
Anywhere around 6 inches.

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EmoKitty69 answered Wednesday June 14 2006, 12:24 pm:
5-6 inches...

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