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Shakespeare and Penises


Question Posted Thursday March 23 2006, 9:12 am

Michelle. I need help. My penis is too big. Shakespeare is gay. I don't wanna write this essay. I love this class. but there is too much work. My penis is too big. Can you help me? I think i might need surgery. Shakespare is absorbing. Julius Caesar is John Mason Brown. The Lit book is gay. but it's cool online. That's Hot! You're a slacker. My penis is too big. Help me! I need help. I might need surgery. My penis is too big. I don't know what to do. My penis is too big. I'm very, very lost. It jiggles. Cause my penis is too big. The guys think there can't be a problem and all the girls are afraid to sleep with me and laugh at me. They are afraid of my wild giraffe that has an attitude. Okay, I gotta work now. My penis is too big. Help me. Thanks! Call ME! :-D BYEEEE

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Michelley answered Thursday March 23 2006, 9:18 am:
maybe, you should talk to brutus about it. bc he has a big penis and thats why cassius has a crush on him. thats why he pulled brutus into his plan to kill caesar. DUH! i can't believe no one else sees that. but anyway, i think big penises are hott. unprotected sex is funner, so don't worry about buying condoms. thats what the morning after pill is for
=) HoPe I HeLpeD!

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