Argh. The site doesn't like me to use HTML in my column. And it didn't like parentheses, either. That makes this hard. This is my third attempt at an answer, and I'm going to put extra spaces inside each bracket. Just remove them, and the code will work.
I hope this works - if it doesn't, I'm just going to give up.
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