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ladies
i just can't get the ladies off me. they wont leave me alone to tend to my own needs. they flock to me like sheep to a sheep herder and nothing will stop them. sometimes they even break into my house jsut to watch me make my cute little face when i sleep. what can i do to get the ladies off of me??
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Hmm.. ADT! And a bodyguard... or a pitbull.. or plastic surgery... Oh! How about you go to Party City and buy a witches' mask? You might fool them. Girls are so stupid. Yeah, that's right. I just dissed myself. They won't notice that you look so ... fake. I mean, half of them might have fake boobs or something. And a pitbull? Aww, I just have a soft spot for them... at least the deaf ones... but that might not make a great guard dog... they're really sweet, they just look a little scary. Or you could get a cat. My cat is so... demonic. She tore up my sister's cat's face... yeah, it looks pretty nasty. But, oh, she loves me. Boy is she mean though. She's beaten up my Black Lab and my Golden Retriever. When she was a kitten, she'd chase my Chow around the yard! She popped my 1,200 pound mare in the face, and got away with it too! So you could get a cat. Or you could get a Shire. Ohh, buddy. They are so magnificent. Though, that might attract girls more... because everyone loves a big, strong, muscular horse. And I've never met a mean Shire. They're just really tall. (and weigh like 3,300 pounds!) But ADT might help some. Or any other alarm system. Or you could get married. Then your wife could beat them away.
-FunnyCide
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I don't see why they like you. You sound like a stuck-up jerk.
♥ Hope I helped.
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oh man that must sucks ! Any ways buy an alarm system or being ugly er something just stop bragging :) hope i helped
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