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my pants..


Question Posted Saturday July 16 2005, 9:30 pm

well see today i sprouted a penis..and im a girl..it scared me because i didnt know people sprouted penises but then i learned that everyday every 2 hours..a person sproutes a penis..and see..i like my penis its just i wanna name it sparky and i like the feeling of a boner..but my mom is a little confused..i was wearing a thong you know and it was crooked and hanging there..now all my thongs will go to waste! whaat can i do..!?

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ToEatBread answered Saturday July 16 2005, 9:45 pm:
well see what you do is you get surgery.. you don't have to get it removed if you like the tingly feeling of a boner. you should just make it detachable so that when you want it at certain times, you can't just re-attach it when you think you are about to have a boner! that should fix your problems: and i know how you feel, many girls sprout penises! dont forgot everyone "everyday, every two hours, a girl sprouts a penis" it may happen to you to, don't be alarmed! I really hoped that helped because that is deep!

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