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what's the secret to getting the pickle jar open?

well... what you do is you clean the bathroom for your mommy when she tells you to, and then your problems will be solved... here are some other options
-paint your toenails pink..
-buy a new toaster
-ask your mom if she has chest hair
-call your brother a silly, stupid vegetable
-plant a flower
-run over a deer
-make koolaid on a hot summer day
-go to bed
-stop asking me stupid questions
-and grab a tissue and lick it!


hope my advice means a lot to you!

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muh b/f call me a skinny freak!!its b cuz i dont eat alot but im not a skinny freak wut shuld i tell him!?!?!?!?!!?
~*DiVa77*~

you are a skinny freak eating is good for the soul, just eat more, like peanut butter chips, if you get fat though, you will be a fat freak. hope my information helps you out!!!!!!!!!1 jkbgbjhnmcdxdehsfnjnmbx keep that in mind

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ive got a rellie great role model but i never get 2 c her!!!lol well the only time i gets 2 talk 2 her is on AIM how can i get 2 c her more!?!?!?!?!

well as you might know, I am her role model (this is mary speaking/typing) but i say that you invite her to the mall and buy her some food lol that would be great! or jsut invite her places.. if she says no, it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.. hope my advice helps

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ahhh i hate skool and i daze off in skool alla da time!!!i get bad grades and then i get in trouble!!!i need help bout how 2 stay awake in classes!!!!!!

doodle on your paper, it always keeps me awake! Also, if you suck up to teachers it will help, because i never did any hw in math, yet somehow i got a b- which is pretty good considering i thought i was gonna fail that class. I think i got a b- because i was really nice to all of my teachers.. or you can sleep in class and just make sure you get your homework done, and do well on tests... that is all. hope our advice helps you out!

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well i love muh ch b/f so0o0o0o muh but i like other guys and i flirt wit them 2!!!help wut shuld i do but it!!!!!

decide which guy you like the most, and whoever you choose, stay with them and don't flirt with the other ones. (that would be slutty if you did) if you stay single, you can flirt with all of them freely without feeling bad or anything! And i love you and hope my advice helps, because that was like the first real question we have got so far!

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How do i get a girl to fuck me first time meeting her?

Good Question! I have already given advice like this before, you usually have to pay her, or you can get her drunk, that also works just fine, TRUST ME! I have like a lot of experience with girls. Don't ask why, just give in to my advice! hope it helps you out a bit!

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hey!! i just met you but i wanna get a car. wwut kinda car should i get?? prolly a truck, preferably. or an older chevy. but hey ur the expert. plz respond!!
cya

Well if you look on your sister's yearbook last year, there is a car on the front of it. I preferably would chose that kind of car, whatever it is. I also am in love with like station wagons and beat up cars, i could really see myself driving an old beat up car, but idk how you would look in an old car.. so i hope that answered your question and have a wonderful day! and thank you i am an expert.

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well see today i sprouted a penis..and im a girl..it scared me because i didnt know people sprouted penises but then i learned that everyday every 2 hours..a person sproutes a penis..and see..i like my penis its just i wanna name it sparky and i like the feeling of a boner..but my mom is a little confused..i was wearing a thong you know and it was crooked and hanging there..now all my thongs will go to waste! whaat can i do..!?

well see what you do is you get surgery.. you don't have to get it removed if you like the tingly feeling of a boner. you should just make it detachable so that when you want it at certain times, you can't just re-attach it when you think you are about to have a boner! that should fix your problems: and i know how you feel, many girls sprout penises! dont forgot everyone "everyday, every two hours, a girl sprouts a penis" it may happen to you to, don't be alarmed! I really hoped that helped because that is deep!

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I lost my penis! If you were a penis, where would you be?! please help me out!

If it were my penis missing, I would personally want to look in my back pocket, or maybe under my bed, or a girls apartment, or even a guys maybe, it just depends who you are! Oh, and don't forget to look for it on a blanket by a broken toaster oven where one may try selling it for about 22 dollars. Hope that was helpful information!

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Whats the best way to make Kool Aid? Stirring w/ a spoon or shaking it in a container. And also how much sugar is too much sugar.

I love Koolaid! I say stirring with a spoon because if you shake it, it might make a mess, and then your parents might yell at you if you make a mess, and that is never fun! And the instructions say one cup of sugar, but if you want more or less sugar, that is REALLY up to you! And I really hope that my advice was helpful! have a wonderful day!

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how do i get grls to do me???

see what you do, is you get a really good job and become rediculously wealthy and then you can just pay them to do you! and sometimes you don't even have to pay them, they will just go for a wealthy man anyway! hope my advice helps a whole bunch!

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