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Pickles?


Question Posted Monday July 18 2005, 5:07 pm

what's the secret to getting the pickle jar open?

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ToEatBread answered Saturday July 23 2005, 8:19 pm:
well... what you do is you clean the bathroom for your mommy when she tells you to, and then your problems will be solved... here are some other options
-paint your toenails pink..
-buy a new toaster
-ask your mom if she has chest hair
-call your brother a silly, stupid vegetable
-plant a flower
-run over a deer
-make koolaid on a hot summer day
-go to bed
-stop asking me stupid questions
-and grab a tissue and lick it!


hope my advice means a lot to you!

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