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Question Posted Friday July 1 2005, 4:25 am

ok, i just met this guy in terrytown. He looked really good to me, and i thought id take a shot at it. Obviously im gay,My name is Tommy Thortan.Im 15,and i was born in NC,Raleigh. So i met him in a club, it was gay night on a friday, i met this guy named corneliouse. He was a real sweetheart his middle name was dana, and i was digging all of his energy. Well i brought him home after a few beers at the bar. I was eating sunflower seeds and we were watching BET nightley news. Well, He looked at me, in sort of a weird way, and said, "want to do something freaky?" I said sure why not, im in the mood to PARTAY. So he takes his cloths off and starts rubbing on my penis.And me and him are making out so i make the TV louder because my mom was sleeping in the next room over. So he takes the seeds and he is gentley massaging my butthole with the seeds. One gets stuck and i freak out. I throw him off and shove my hand up my ass, whiech forces my bowels to move,i shit on the floor in front of him, and he smelled like shit!He said "eew sick dude, get a life" put his cloths on, and left my house. I left a message on his phone that said " im sorry about the other night, i freaked out, but nobody ever shoved sunflower seeds up my ass before, it was a new expirience for me, but i hope u come by so i can annel atack you! Call me back later sweet pee, your lover, Tommy.Can you give me advice on how to get him back. Please i need you, or im going to shit on you, and thats promiced!

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KristinaRoseS2 answered Friday July 1 2005, 4:37 am:
Hmm this seems pretty tuff..Iv never been ina situation like this before,maybe you can call him more and figure out what his deal is..tell him you didnt mean harm,but you were scured,tell him excatly what you toled me,and how you wanna start the relationship over(but have it clean this time)no dorty dorty just yet!! wait a week or to..than you can get your freek on..if he ends up not talking to you for a while,message me back..id be GLAD to help =D..

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