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i live in a farm in the countryside and my family is really poor so we only have one cow. i share my room with it actually. anyways one morning my cow had to use the toilet so he went and took 5 million years. i kept knocking and shouting "COWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! COWWW!!!!!!! OPEN THIS DOOR OR I'LL EAT YOU FOR DINNER!" but mr. cow wouldn't come out! finally i got an axe and crashed the door open! mr. cow was pregnant with 3 little cows!! they were so cute! anyways so then i found out mr. cow was a mrs. cow so that was kind of weird. but the weirder thing is..where did mrs. cow find another mr. cow to have the cows? i am so confused, we live in the middle of nowhere and our nearest neighbor lives 100 miles away. i am confused!!!!!!!!!!!
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check those baby cows again. Maybe they have human heads. And maybe they look like you. EEWWW, that's cruelty to animals.
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