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Question Posted Sunday May 29 2005, 9:15 pm

one day i was up in my room and my mom caught me doing naughty naughty things = / and were like really religious so she made me eat like a ton of cream cheese to make up for my sins !? but i don`t think its a sin i mean i can stick things wherever i want you know ? i mean like shes being a bitch shes making me eat cream cheese which makes you fat !! like i bet she didn`t have to eat cream cheese after she made me !! i mean like it`s retarded because she used to be a hooker !! and now everytime boys call my house she tells them there going to hell ! i mean like i can masturbate without my mom barging in on me riight its wierd i think she liked it !! ewe disgusting !well what should i do i mean jesus christ ?

ps : i need a boyfriend that goes to church ..
pss: I HATE CREAM CHEESE !


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Teza answered Sunday May 29 2005, 9:54 pm:
Lmao! She made you eat cream cheese? Thats total crazyness! Its defenetly normal to mastrubate and its healthy for you, but your mom shouldnt care. If she used to be a hooker then why wont she let you masturbate? Just do it in the bathroom and lock it so she doesnt find out. Its normal so dont worry about it. You'll find a boyfriend just make sure they are catholic or whatever religion you are. ex__o0h ♥

PS: I HATE CR3AM CHEESE 2!

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