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My dog wont stop humping! He gets busy with every item left around the house! He's already gotten fixed but he still is so frikin HORNY! I dont know what to do and I'm afraid one day I will be sleeping and he will get his adrenaline rush and end up getting me pregnant! And then my parents would be pissed because they would ask who the father was and I would have to say "Well it was the dog" and then they would ground me for making poor excuses and well I'm asking for your advice for the sake of me!
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This is deifinitly a very dangerous situation. The fact that this question is so dangeriuosly dumb that is.. come on look at the facts you dummy
1. YOUR DOG IS FIXED SO UNLESS ITS ANIMAL WIENER JUST EXPLODES OUT SOMEHOW IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BECOME PREGO
2. Even if he got up in your "grille" his sperm in no way would react with your eggs
3. hopefully you wear some type of clothing at night to cover up your vag
IF all else fails you could always just put one of those internal vag condoms on so you could enjoy your dogs love and not get pregnant!
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