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i've been trying/planning fun parties with my good friend and i've ended up "shitting out" on him 3 times. he shitted out on me once but i deserved it after all those times. i need to know how to make this up to him so he doesn't think im a permanent shitter outer. what do i do? (link)
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give him alot of money and sex
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Other than being beautiful, tan, and blonde, what other qualities attract the ladies???... (link)
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a big wee wee, big car with big wheels, a big house, a big bod, and of course a big HEART
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whats the best lubricant to use....i want full pleasure...and wuts the best condom to use
thanks JB (link)
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well for personal experience lubricant just reduces the friction not neccasrily provided more pleasure! So i would jsut go dry so you can "make freinds" until you weewee is raw... or you could use "WET warming pleasures" thats a pretty good lube... Trojan seems like a reliable/ most used brand... max murph relies on that brand ask him how they work?
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ok so my FRIEND has this little problem and im gona ask about it for HIM not ME for my FRIEND. ok so this kid was all up in his grill saying that he could tap dance way better than him and my friend was like nigga please ive got the fastest feet in the west. so they decide to dual and have this HUGE GIGANTIC ENORMUS dance off to see who would be given the title "fastest feet in all the land" so the date is set for next friday and some black guys broke his ankles playing basketball (thats what black guys will do to ya these days) so my question is what should my friend do? should he just shoot the other kid so he doesent have to dance and he is crowned fastest feet in all the land? (link)
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Why wasnt i invited to this danceooff. I guess i could stand in for your friend becuase i did win the 1926 olymipc tap-off.. then after i win we can go let all the air out of those black guys basketball and call them bad names and throw some rocks and then jump in the hatecoremobil and drive off reaaaaaaaaaal fast!
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does vagisil really work? (link)
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Miracles happen everyday!
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My dog wont stop humping! He gets busy with every item left around the house! He's already gotten fixed but he still is so frikin HORNY! I dont know what to do and I'm afraid one day I will be sleeping and he will get his adrenaline rush and end up getting me pregnant! And then my parents would be pissed because they would ask who the father was and I would have to say "Well it was the dog" and then they would ground me for making poor excuses and well I'm asking for your advice for the sake of me! (link)
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This is deifinitly a very dangerous situation. The fact that this question is so dangeriuosly dumb that is.. come on look at the facts you dummy
1. YOUR DOG IS FIXED SO UNLESS ITS ANIMAL WIENER JUST EXPLODES OUT SOMEHOW IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BECOME PREGO
2. Even if he got up in your "grille" his sperm in no way would react with your eggs
3. hopefully you wear some type of clothing at night to cover up your vag
IF all else fails you could always just put one of those internal vag condoms on so you could enjoy your dogs love and not get pregnant!
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Johnny B...I am freakin in love with you! I've been too afraid to tell you because I fear rejection! Well I LOVE YOU BOY! (link)
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i would never reject such a beautiful girl as yourself. I think i might just love you too! it makes me think of a song...
Who knows what tomorrow brings
In a world, few hearts survive
All I know is the way i feel
When it's real, I keep it alive
The road is long, there are mountains in our way
But we climb a step every day
Love lift us up where we belong, where the eagles cry
On a mountain high
Love lift us up where we belong, far from the world below
up where the clear winds blow
Some hang on to used to be
Live their lives, looking behind
All we have is here and now
All our life, out there to find
The road is long, there are mountains in our way,
But we climb them a step every day
Love lift us up where we belong, where the eagles cry
On a mountain high
Love lift us up where we belong, far from the world
We know, up where the clear winds blow
Time goes by, no time to cry, life's you and I
A live today
Love lift us up where we belong, where the eagles cry
On a mountain high
Love lift us up where we belong, far from the wolrd
We know, where the clear winds blow
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say i really like this girl. i think about her all the time and every now and again.. have a massive erection thinking of her. how do you suggest i go about "whooing" her? (link)
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Take her to a tittie bar and get her drunk. i bet you could take advantage of her then! if thats not what your into then take her on to a swag restaurante for dinner, give her a diamond ring, and then bring her back to your place and put the barry white cd in.. that is definitly promising NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
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is it ok to accept sexual favors from someone you dont really like? (link)
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Hmmm a sketchy subject indeed. I'd say if the other person is just lookin for a good time to and no real relationship then i would most likely say RIGHT ON
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