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drunk times


Question Posted Wednesday May 11 2005, 10:40 pm

ok so my FRIEND has this little problem and im gona ask about it for HIM not ME for my FRIEND. ok so this kid was all up in his grill saying that he could tap dance way better than him and my friend was like nigga please ive got the fastest feet in the west. so they decide to dual and have this HUGE GIGANTIC ENORMUS dance off to see who would be given the title "fastest feet in all the land" so the date is set for next friday and some black guys broke his ankles playing basketball (thats what black guys will do to ya these days) so my question is what should my friend do? should he just shoot the other kid so he doesent have to dance and he is crowned fastest feet in all the land?

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El_Captian_De_Amor answered Thursday May 12 2005, 2:26 am:
Why wasnt i invited to this danceooff. I guess i could stand in for your friend becuase i did win the 1926 olymipc tap-off.. then after i win we can go let all the air out of those black guys basketball and call them bad names and throw some rocks and then jump in the hatecoremobil and drive off reaaaaaaaaaal fast!

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