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Question Posted Friday April 15 2005, 9:33 pm

Me and my friend really want to meet someone but we dont know how. What's the quickest route to Santa Barbara, California? How can we go with no money, and without our parents knowing it? And how much does it cost to send some guy to Africa?

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JustEatIt answered Saturday April 16 2005, 1:44 am:
Ok here's the plan you guys. raise money by babysitting, selling limonade, or whatever you can do that'll get you some bucks quick. Buy cheap delta airline tickets online for a weekend trip. tell your parents the whole i'm staying at bunny's house this weekend and bunny you tell your mom you're staying at fireballs then get one of ya'll brothers to be in on the plan and help you guys out by covering your "tracks" and providing a ride to the airport. fly your butts to cali to see michael jackson at his hotel. the hotel is going to be booked because mj is there so i'd suggest staying at a near motel 6 (nice and cheap for ya!) or somethin where ya'll can just walk across the street to his hotel and party.
may the force be with ya'll on that difficult task
next one. ok i told tim the whole you're going to africa and tara's marrying mj but he didn't exactly understand so i don't know if ya'll can ship him out there. when my dad and bro went it was pretty expensive so it probably still is. i don't really kno what else to tell you about that one. i'll keep on refreshing tim's mind about ya'lls little plan, hope it works.
phew i'm done. i hope i helped
~mags~
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