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do you like caleb?

no... y

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is it true that michael jackson is innocent? is it true???

HECK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL JACKSON IS FREE OF ALL CHARGES.
HE'S AN INNOCENT MAN, STAYED AN INNOCENT MAN AND PROCLAIMED AN INNOCENT MAN. whats up now mj haters?? oooo

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What best person would have five hundred thousand million billion cazillion pockets of fat and a big saggy thing?

umm i dunno
don't really feel like saying the name

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ok hey... well i have a major liking for star wars and i tend to become a little obsessed about it...ok maybe not obsessed but i do like it...anyway my question is if i have a crush on anikon and i tell him and he faints should i ask him "anikon, ru ok, ru ok anikon?" or should i just leave? Also, i LOVE michael jackson but i can only get up to date news about him on tv and and the news is all filled with stupid biased reporters who are totally anti-michael so what should i do? Also, so during the school year i was totally fine, but once summer started by whole healthy eating/trying to lose weight plan completely flew out the window...so now i've gained like 3 pounds...any advice?

we are on the same page with this one! who doesn't have a crush on the awesome anikon?? i'd deffently say anikon are you ok, are you ok anikon. then you could brag to everyone that you saved him and boy that would be cool! then y'all will fall happily in love (thats rare ya kno but i have a feeling you're special so that will come true) ahh michael jackson. lets just give a moment to think apon his greatness.................................................................................................................................... never trust the news really. i mean they diss bush and make up stuff about him so who knows who else they bash. get the reports off www.mjjsource.com because they're up to date and of course its for mj lovers like us!!!!! yay!!! ok about the diet/food thing. you were not fine during school! you didn't eat! i ate more than you and the people at the table combined (i must say that was quite fun). usually i'd brag about it but this time no. throw the whole lose weight thing out the window. u don't need it so why not eat it? ok sorry that rymed! anyways who doesn't gain pounds in the summer? thats IMPOSSIBLE. i should of bought this t-shirt i saw at spencers. it said "i overcame anorexia" or something like that! isn't that ironic! it's suppose to be for like big people so i'll buy it once i collect the cash. call me and we'll hang out this summer...
love meggie (ahh mrs wolf!) victor navorski (who's really hoTT haha) gt - good times ;)

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GUESS WHO'S NUMBER 64 ON THE TOP 100 GREATEST AMERICANS LIST??????????????
thats right

michael jackson of course! my mom and sister were saying who would vote for a guy who's about to get arressted?? mwahahaha seconds later he was named number 64! i thought he deserved higher. you know, like right up there with george washington and good ol' abe.

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if you had one shot
or one oppertunity
to seize everthing you've ever wanted
one moment
would you capture it?
or let it slip?

I would atleast try to capture it...but I wouldn't take advantage of it...

and I believe that God will take care of whatever I need, whether I am living by the skin of my teeth or filthy rich..I will always trust in Him...even if that doesn't mean I don't get whatever I want...

(three cheers for my cousin's words which i love!)

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look
if you had one shot
one oppertunity
to seize everything you've ever wanted
one moment
would you capture it?
or just let it slip?
yo

i would leave a voice message lol avery
**to everyone else!!: please call my cell and you'll hear the best voice message ever, of two white chicks rappin. peace out

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who would you rather do mj or cdawg, apparently cdawg already has done you though acc. to him

nun of ur beeswax

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would u hump caleb if i gave u $200 and a free car?

only if it was a white diamond catallac escalade




who gave you the white diamond catallac escalade

santa

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Step 1) look up the lyrics to "the love you save". Step 2) Change the word Benji to Benjamin Franklin and and change Isaac to Isaac Newton and see if you notice the pattern. Step 3) Then explain who the Christopher reference is to????

sounds like a good plan. get to it

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So i have this "friend" that thinks everyone likes her and all and she's always like "oh everyone's posing me" and what not. and she CONSTANTLY wants to prove something to me, like she's better than me or something. and i frankly, don't care if she's better or not, but what really bugs me is that one of my bestfriends is ALWAYS complaining about how annoying she is but always goes out of her way to be nice to the "annoying" kid. i talked to her about it already and it didn't help but strain our relationship. and quite frankly, a lot of kids think she's kinda...awkward but they all STILL go out of their way to please her and all. it's gotten to the point that i just can't stand being around her because of her so focking annoying behavior. she ALWAYS wants people to pity her ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS and she ALWAYS thinks people are posing her when in reality, she's as much of a poseur as any of us. this has been bugging me for the longest time so what do you think i should do? sitting down and talking to her is definitely not a choice because she's such a butthole.

I HOPE ANY OF THESE ADVICE THINGS HELP!!:
my suggestion is just ignore her and hang out with your other friends and soon they will all begin to ignore her to and eventually she realize how shes acting and if that doesnt work then simply just yell at her and make sure she listens
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If she starts bugging you again, tell her, in a nice way, that she is really bugging you, and you want ehr to stop it, and if she doesn't then just don't be friends with her. Hope i helped.
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I have a friend JUST LIKE THAT! and it's RELE hard 4 me cuz she lives right next door, and I know EXACTLY whut u mean! I rele haven't figured out whut to do yet....but so far i have been kind of not hangin' out with her as much. i mean..dont blow her off completly but give her a hint and if she dont get it then...then tri to tell her...start the convo like "i have a friend that goes to another skool, she..." and tell a story about "someone else" and see if she gets it then. ya noe? i hope that helped a little.
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Maybe blowin up on her and sayin what you got say will straighten her out cause she needs some reality blown into her mind to think people are actually poseing her.. If everyone was posing her i think that you wouldnt be able to stand anybody.. but i would just speak my mind if i was you maybe be a lil bit mean but just so she knows whats going on.. ♥ Nikki
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Hi Hun, Sorry to hear about this friend of yours. Hmm.. I know this sounds weird, but iv'e had a friend like this a while ago. I know it seems like she wants to be "miss popular", or the most beautiful, or anything like that. I know this sounds a little mean, but if your this annoyed of her behavior and/or personality, you should try making some new friends that you can actually hang around or thats more like you. Because every girl is beautiful in there own way, and if someone like this girl your mentioning is putting herself out there too much, then she really doesnt have a true beauty. It doesn't seem like shes really a poser.. but maybe sort of a "Push Out Girl". If you know what that means.. But like i said. If this has been annoying you long enough, you should consider making new friends. And in the end, she will finally realize what shes been doing wrong.

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soo seems like you and caleb have been together a long time, what are you goin to do over the summer?? are yall goin to break up? and what happens when school starts are you goin to dump him??

tu amigo

yup it's been 4 months and i don't think we're going to break up over the summer (unless he wants to bc i don't). this summer we're just going to hang out.. u know like usual and go to six flags and stuff. when school starts he'll have to decide. he might meet some hott lake travis girl and wanna go out with her so u just never know. (he's already met 2)

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soo i hear c-dawg is small, but others say different. What do you say he is? and how would you know?????
--samantha (LT)

all i can say is ul have to see for yourself

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I know you have fantasies of listening to Harry Potter while making out with your boyfriend. So I must know, what's the best Harry Potter book to put you in the mood if you know what I mean? Oh, and did MJ knock Tatiana off her feet in their kiss? Need these answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol i wonder who this could be..
anyways what are these fantasies?? well i'd say none of the harry potters bc they keep it g rated so i guess my "fantasy" can't come true. tear tear. How am i suppose to know if MJ knocked Tatiana off her feet in their kiss? i'm still waiting for the money to buy her book but when it comes in i'll be sure to tell you!
remember: just eat it

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would u hump caleb if i gave u $200 and a free car?

only if it was a white diamond catallac escalade

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why did u take away your profile, the one with all the dif catagories in it...it was awesome, oh well.

well i took it away because i hate how my profile is always like "sorry to many characters"!!!! and so i got rid of my huge click profile thing. but if it's missed, i guess i'll have to put it back on huh? yay
remember: just eat it

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do you like caleb?

no i don't... i love him!

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did you put the lime in the coke, you nut?
put de lime in de coke, you nut and drink em both up
thank you for your time...please answer wisely

haha i love that commecial 'cept it gets stuck in my head 24/7. hate to break it to you but i didn't put the lime in the coke, you nut. good song but not a good idea (sounds like it would taste weird). i dunno maybe it's just me.

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I was just wondering how you make out... my boyfriend is pushing me to make out and i dont kno how!!! i've heard from many people that you know how to GET IT ON!! so please help me.

uhh lol. well there's um no correct way or a specific way to do it. it just you know happens (serious i promise). If your boyfriend is pushing you to make out thats not good unless you're ready. I dunno who told you that i know how to get it on... thats kinda freaky but you're just probably one of my making fun of me about it. it's all good.
well i guess good luck!
*mags~

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I feel like im losing one of my best friends... and it makes me feel even worse that i'm losing her to a guy she met this year. Even one of my other friends admitted "yeah, she has replaced u wither her bf". One of the worst parts is that she doesn't tell me anything anymore eigther and we never hang out or at least... when we do her boy friend in a "politfully/mean" way says to go away so that they can cuddle. i feel like telling him that the only time i get to see her these days is when hes there and its not fair that he gets to hang out with her 24/7 and still complains and i never see her anymore! i've tried calling her to invite her over, but shes always busy. so i guess my question is...how can i make sure i we lose our friendship for good and how can we hang out more with her boyfriend also there constantly telling u to leave?

First of all, you're not losing her. now that she has a boyfriend not all the attention is focused on you and you're probably not use to it. When her boyfriend tells you to leave I bet you anything she doesn't just let it happen easily. I'm thinking you should call her ahead of time and not just the day before/of because she obviously has a lot going on. You've probably already have let your friend know about how you feel so she's probably going to do anything in her way to make sure you're not feeling replaced because that is impossible. You've probably known her for a million years more than she has known her boyfriend so how could you even possibly think he could top all the fun times and inside jokes y'all have had. What are you doing still reading this! go call her up now and invite her!

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