I was supposed to be a virgin until I found the most miraculous guy in the world, where feelings would be amazing and everything would be right (you know, that old hat) but then I lost it being dumb and forgetting who it was, only remembering it was a guy. Anyways, it's a secret from everyone now and it's annoying as hell. I don't feel kosher.
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