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So, i was feeding my gerbils when they started to eat their babies. I freaked out, so then i got my baseball bat and fucking raped those two gerbils with the bat. Then i got some little bags (which im selling on ebay for $1.99 a bag) and put then in them and took them in my car and drove off to go find a place to burry them. I found a little forest type area to burry those canible sons of bitches and burried them real fast. I then took off hoping no one saw me...but i was watched..Some old fat bitch saw me burry the gerbils and called the cops. It didnt take too long untill the police came to my front door. They ask me all sorts of questions. I then told them that i was just burrying my pet gerbils. All of i sudden then said "Well, that is illegal here in Texas so we got to give you a 50 dollar fine for what you have done." So, now im pissed that i have to pay that mother fucking fine and I am asking you now what should I do? I've been thinking of beating the shit out of that old bitch and head butting her in the tits. But that is just my angers advice. So, what should i do?
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haha thats kinda funny but umm.. dont be a dumbass and get in more trouble. just pay the fine and leave that bitch who told on you alone.. ok well i have a question.. who are u?? thats pretty funny the whole ebay thing.. but neways im sry about ur gerbils..
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