Kevin1986 here. I just wanted to say that after reading Russian Mailman's answers,I thought I was gunna die laughing. Which is probably what he wanted,as if he is reading this,he's probably thinking "What a moron". But my favorite has to be the question about what to say when somebody moves away. Just read his answers and you'll laugh too. He's the funniest mofo on this site,by far.
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