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well see here's my dilemma. i have a friend who will just remain anonymous as noodle. linguini actually. well shes so much cooler than me and i feel incompetant and insignificant when around her. i am the walking dictionary girl so i look up to her in so many ways (i could define them ALL i swear) why is she so much cooler than me?
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well obviously there is only one thing left to do. it's to slap her around with a number 8 ball and tell her that life isnt a mango so quit being fruity. you dont deserve to be walked over by this noodle figure! dictionary girl- DEFiNE THAT WHOLE WHEAT PASTA THAT SHE iS. she's only cooler because she has air conditioning AND a fan. duh. :) good luck, and dont get too harsh, cause remember.. she IS your friend after all ! =] -ask_anything
ps: glad im not her hahah ]
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