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dear fm,
okay. well. there is this guy i know. he used to be cool, but he kind of turned into a mattress warming slamhole. his girlfriend is THE BIGGEST BITCH EVER. all my friends want me to kick her ass because no one likes her, except i don't want her to press charges. i hate her more than life itself and i want to chew her jugular vein out of her neck or rip her intestines out through her eyes. there is nothing i want more than to see her unhappy but i don't want her parents to press charges. Please help me. if not i'll kill her by sunset. i can't stand her any longer.
thanks,
-turkeysandwich
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Dear turkeysandwich,
1. turkey makes u sleepy.. 2. Why does everyone hate her? Or does EVERYONE really hate her or is it just your imagiation running wild with you? Im sure if you look at the bigger picture, I think that your jealous.. Im really not trying to sound mean but it comes off like that.. and as for her parents pressing charges, just take her on after school/work.. Im pretty sure if you hate her, the she doesnt like you either and that she wants to fight as much as you do but shes being the bigger person.. and thats what you should be doing too! be the bigger person.. by letting her piss you off then its her getting to you.. your never supposed to let your enemy get to you.. war is like football, u dont want the other team to know that your pissed.. that makes them push harder.. and makes you more vulnerable.. so heres my advice: be the bigger person.. show her that you dont really give a shit.. because then you win..
~FM
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