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Hello my name is FM. I believe Im the right person to give advice because I tell it like it is. I used to have my own email advice program, but it messed up. Feel free to ask me anything, Im all yours!

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you know i really dont know how to explain myself cause in all actuallity this guy is confusing as hell.

things were great i remember staying up having late night conversations, getting cute texts, and cute myspace comments and now its like i dont exist, you kinda like the drunk girl at a party type of thing. what should i do, i'm like 110% there is another girl.

Dear Confused,
Dump him! No guy is worth it when you know theres another girl. But if you don't want to leave him straight up talk to him about it.

My ex boyfriend used to be all cute, with text messages and comments and then I found out that he stopped because he was feeling guilty over cheating.. Maybe your boyfriend is feeling guilty, and you should talk to him about it.. It worked for us..

But if talking doesnt work, and you still want to be with him, show him that you exist.. If theres things that he wants you to do with him then maybe you should, like playing paintball or hanging out with him and his friends (you know, stuff guys do)..

Always remember that no guy is worth your tears.. and theres more fish in the sea! Myspace is the perfect place for that!

Good luck
-FM

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Hey,
Uh. This is quite the .. tangle or whatever you can call it. But.. My bestfriend died. I have sexual agression, which means..that instead of like cutting i'd go out and have sex with people to make myself feel better. I have stopped that. I stopped cutting. but.. I have a bad reputation now because of the "sexual agression" and now all the "hardcore" kids in my area like to make fun of me for being a slut, and when they say that.. reminds me of the whole reason I AM a slut, because my sexual agression.. and the whole bestfriend dying situation. and I'd like to tell them.. but I don't know exactly how to put it.

Dear Tangle,
Im really sorry this is like 7 months late. But I didnt even recieve it till today. Hopefully your sitution cleared up on its own but if not, SEX AWAY. Because if that makes you happy then do so. Your not a slut. Your expressing your sadness and anger a healty way, as long as its safe.
WHO CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK! Do what makes you feel better..
-FM

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dear fm.
i lost the only guy i ever cared for over an arguement caused by one of his friends. he is too think headed to listen to reason and his friend is enjoying his handywork. i just dont know what to do.

-sufokate

Dear Sufokate,
All you can do is try to reason with him over and over again. If the arguemnet is over his friend, and he doesn't want to see your side of it then maybe he cares about his friend more than you. Which is fucked up, I must say, but Ive had it happen to me. I just wish that guys could see that we don't want them to leave their friends for us, we just want them to believe us on the same level as they believe their friends. Because we trust them on the same level we trust everyone else. Possibly even more. Maybe you could tell him that.
I really hope he understands that his friend is just jealous of you two, and I hope he can see that before its too late.
-FM

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dear FMMMMMM
i was with a guy...we broke up. i didnt want to...but somehow we did. everyone says to just get over him...because he hurt me, but i simply cannot get over him. what should i do? i gave him a part of myself that i can never get back...what do i do fm??
stary star star star

Dear Stary Star x3,
I feel for you.. I was just recently in the same situation as you.. except it was worse..I gave him everything (yeah, everything) and it turns out he had a girlfriend..

The best way to get over someone and I know its going to make me sound like a whore, but its to meet other people.. However, I still havent done this myself, and I hate to tell you, but you cant make yourself get over someone.. theres things you can do to speed up the process, but if your heart is still with him then its going to be with him until either one, you just dont find what you found in him anymore, or two that you give your heart to someone else(who deserves it more) or lastly, you become happy enough with yourself that you dont need him or anyone else..

I really hope you find happiness in someone else..
Good luck,
~FM

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its kinda hard to, but i could probably do it. i see that you're not single, how do you and your boyfriend talk to eachother about these types of things? I mean, does he feel that way about you or vice versa?

Dear, Valo?
well, yeah Im not single... I dont know if he thinks about things like that.. If he were to tell me that he doesnt like the people I talk to, then i might understand. It all depends on the way he says it.. if hes really demanding then im going to get pissed, but if he talk about why he doesnt like me talking to them then we'll see.. Good luck with telling her..
~FM

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Hi-
i started dating this girl about a month ago, she's really incredible, and she's been the right in my wrongs. We dont get to see each other that often, but the times i do get to see her i feel so close to her and i'm so comfortable around her. I've never been this comfortable around anyone, and to tell you the truth i really think i'm starting to fall for her. I'm not sure how much she cares for me, and i get worried sometimes about people that she talks to. What should I do? should I tell her how I feel, or should I let it be? I just dont want to lose this girl, she means a lot to me, and I cant think of some I'd want to be with more. Help me please.
-{Valo}-

Dear Valo,
I am happy to hear that your in a nice realtionship, but if you dont know how she feels then you should just be honest.. If you think that she doesnt feel the same then its better to know now then down the road when you really have strong feelings for her.. Be honest.. even if it hurts.. because hey, the truth can hurt sometimes.. Never hold things back, because it all comes out in the end which can make the possiblitly of friendship after the relationship impossible.. and the things about her talking to other people, you cant control it, but she needs to know how you feel.. Maybe if she sees that its making you uneasy then she'll stop.. I wish you the best of luck with this.. and happy Valentines Day..
~FM

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hey-
ok,so my story is i fell in love with someone,someone who i least expected it..someone who has always been there for me.and we have an amazing time together every single day we are together.i want her and she wants me,but for some reason,i dont think i am the right person for her..i want to be so much,but i dont think i am..how do i get over this feeling?
~Standby and watch me die~

Dear Standby,
Go for her. It seems like you want the best for her. If you love her and she loves you then there should be nothing stopping you. Just be with her for the right reasons, you understand.
~FM

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Dear FM,
I was in love with this guy right, and he fell in love with his bestfriend. So we broke up so that he could be happy. But now, I cant stop thinking about him. What can I do?
signed,
Heartbroken

Dear Heartbroken,
umm.. shit.. your going through the same thing as me.. all i can say is that you have to move on.. thats what im trying to do.. dont let them get to you.. im really sorry.. i feel your pain.. email me sometime
~FM

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Ok... Say you have wanted someone for the longest time...and you know they love you... it just seems like they dont want to be with you... What do you do? You cant really stop loving this person right?
-Confined

Dear Confined,
yeah you can stop loving someone. Im really not the person to ask right now I have to learn to hate the person I just broke up with. If you want something go for it.. Thats the only thing you can do.
~FM

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Do you think that loving a friend fucks up a relationship?

~Its all down hill from here~

Dear Its all down hill,
Most of the time no.. but if you realize that you love that person when he or she is in a relationship then thats just you being jealous.. If you really love him or her and your already friends than no, its not going to mess things up **for the most part,,if you think theyre going to work.** Because theres always the chance that your going to break up, and things wont be the same. Advice that you didnt expect: Dont get into it. Im in the same situation right now, well WAS. He was my friend, then we dated and now its just not the same. I hope you make the right choice though, good luck!!
~FM

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haha,well,im single..but yet in that fun stage..but ill get lonely really soon haha..and yes,we will do these things!!!..along with lolli-pop using..where i'd trail a wet sticky lolli-pop down your stomach to the outline of your panties and slowly follow the trail with my tongue..
~brightEyes~

Dear Bright Eyes,
yeah, being lonely sucks.. but you know, Im here when you actaully want to do those things which sound very, VERY, good.. keep in touch sexy..
~FM

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u know you would lllooooovvvvveeeee chocholate if i licked it from the bottom of your ankle,over every inch of your bare leg,up to your bare thighs slowly yet smoothly
~BrightEyes~

Dear Bright Eyes,
hell yes I would! you know.. some girl was talking to me just now.. she said shes been reading our talks and she wants to know if we were going to actually do this anytime soon.. yeah, i think she also wanted to know if you had a girlfriend.. but thats besides the point.. if u did, i dont care, i still want you, licking chocholate off of me..
~FM

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i want you,in chocholate syrup,dipped with frosting of select parts..while your li8ttle Captain panties are down and im having fun with you
~BrightEyes~

Dear bright eyes,
hey welcome back! I missed ya.. well, I want you too except ive got this thing right, its called not liking chocolate lol.. but hey, things change right? I might just so happen to love it.. you never know.. *this captain goes DOWN with HER ship* haha you like that dont you.. OH! I also forgot to tell you, that I love lolly-pops!!
~FM

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hows it hanging over there

dear dude,
good.. IM me if you wanna talk.. but hey! the more questions the better im rated so im good..
~FM

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how can you tell if your in love???

Dear culeless,
when your heart stops at the sight of a person.. when you'd do anything and everything for that person.. when you cant go two days with out talking or seeing that person.. you just know.. love is different to everyone though..
~FM

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i wanted to mean everything to you,buti dont,and i understand that
-By all accounts,today was a disaster

Dear By all accounts,
Im sorry.. that really wasnt a question.. but Im sorry.. and I dont know who you are but Im sorry..
~FM

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FM, I have hheard of you through some friends, and I hear that you are good at what you do. I have read some of the advice you have given to people and I figured that it wouldn't hurt to get your advice on something. So with that being said, I'm gonna ask you a question. "If you are truely in love with someone, and you are certain she is the one you will always love, is there anything that should stop you from telling this person how you feel?"
-Hopes and Fears

Dear Hopes and Fears,
No, there shouldnt be anything in the world from stopping you from telling her! If you truly love her than nothing should keep you from her if she feels the same way.. I wish you all the luck in the world,
~FM

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haha,i think at least one of those "i like this girl but she has a boyfriend" things are about me..haha..but yea..i love you!! and i have a question..when the fuck will i see you???

~*Bright Eyes*~

Dear bright eyes,
yeah, i think so too.. but my major is in relationships so maybe not.. i love u too!! and idk when we're going to see each other again.. but hopefully its this weekend! *muah*
~FM

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if i like a girl that is taken and i want to spend more time with her how should i go about leting her know without being to blunt or should i be very blunt help.
mr.intimidated

Dear Mr. Intimidated,
Well this is the 2nd time Ive heard from you.. Im sorry but if shes taken theres nothing you can do to take it to the next level.. Hang out with her as a friend, but respect her relationship.. Just let her know that you want to be her FRIEND, because if the relationship ever fails she knows your there.. you know what I mean? Good luck!
~FM

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hey fm
i got a question that needs some answeringwhy is it that nothing exiting or even remotly intereing ever happens at school? help my make school interesting.
the bored 1

Dear bored 1,
well im sorry that your school sucks like that.. mine sucks too.. I bet we go to the same school! just try to see the lame things as fun and it'll go by faster..
~FM

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