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i like a girl(1) but i dont think she like me. i really like her. and i like some1 else (2). but i like # 1 better but number 2 actually likes me bak.but i asked number 2 out and she said no. HELP ME PLEAZE!!!

well see wat teh deal with number 1 is.. maybe she really does like u and u dont know it..

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Theres this guy and i cant decide if i hate him or if if love him. he dumped me in the bitchiest way ever, going after my best friend and hooking up with girls in front of me knowing i stil liked him. Well after a while we didnt talk that much anymore and i didnt even care anymore..bt then he randomly called me spilling all this apology shit and i bought it. yupp im a sucker for a sweet talker but it felt so much more than that bc we had never talked like that before. A lil while after this talk i went to this crazy party...anddd then we hooked up.LAter i find out he doesnt like me and was just using me to forget about his last girlfriend. I feel like shit now and i dont no how to handle it

well its easy to give into sweet talkers.. i have before its real hard.. the best thing u can do is talk to him.. and talk to the old girlfriend..maybe ull feel better?..and that guy is a jerk to use u like that~!! a REAL JERK~! dont feel bad..~!

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hi im billy im a 17 year old boy n im attracted to a 11 a year old girl. is this normal? i wanna tell her my feelings but im too shy around her i mean she is beautiful if u took a look at this girl there would be a party in your pants !!!!!! i dn all my friends laugh and me and call me R. Kelly n i dont even get who is R. Kelly??? I dn i juss rly wanna her. So could u give me some advice thanks alot. oh yeah her name is jessica if that helps. well thanks a bunch. please help

sign Billy aka R.Kelly(still dont get why though)

actually jessica doesnt help.. and u are R.kelly ..go out and get attracted to someone older~!

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I learned that the girl i liked so much is actually a stupid whore and i dont need her. She doesnt know i hate her so i'm just going to ignore her from now on. I want to thank you for you're advice. I perosnally feel that having girls as friends is a waist of time if you're a guy. So I'm going to work some other game and from now on do random hook ups. Lifes to short and some bitches are too sluty to see what they could have. So fuck her. Thanks

aight...watch ur language boy..

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i have retarded reflexs and at random moment ill scream tock a tick .. i dont know how to stop .. also i have a habit of leaving messages on my friends phones where i call them whores , sluts, and prostitudes .. incessantly .. i do it to one friend in particular - ergg how do i stop my bad habits

bailey stoner~!..i love u~!

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well ya see i have this friend, i mean like, we are pretty tyte i guess, but there are these times when she leaves me on the fone for like, 30 minutes and verizon disconnects us cuz she leaves me waiting so long on hold and then theres the whole thing of when i really liked her but she got with this other guy, so i was like blah blah blah wwwwwhatteverrrr, but shes having this new years party and i think im gonna go, the end
i also swear her name isnt alison

hAhAhA paul i love u ~!

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I'm seeing the girl i told you about the extremly beautiful one, I'm seeing her soon. But if things go well i want to ask her out, except she doesnt seem like the going out type, she has guys lined up for her but, i want to be her boyfriend i just dont know what she thinks. She's not a slut but she's gone far before, and it's hot to hear about it, but at the same time i find myself getting frustrated and jealous when i hear about it.

wow its seems ur pretty pressed.. no offense.. well if u think she doesnt want to go out.. is she forth getting turned down for ..

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See theres this girl i like and well i dont no how to approach her about it... any tips?

just tell her..

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my girlfriend wants to have sex with me and its like my first time right and you know i want to be good at it and im also kinda weird bout what she going to say bout my ummm "thing". like i dont no its nerv recking u know and i wanted ur opinion i guess because i dont want to ask her this. is 7.5" big to u???

yeah its big sweetie.. but ummm sex.. no no no..plus its not liek ur gurl is gunna be like get off me ur dick is too small..

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so theres this SUPER BEAST girl named alison kemp and shes TOTALLY OUTTACONTROL !!! i love her .. cuz shes a beast.. and we do CHEERLEADING @ AHC TOGETHER.. cuz well... outtacontrol beasts do that.. SHES A WEATHER GURL LIKE ME and well our purpose in life is to talk to the LUMBERJACK and go looking for BOB THE NOMB HUNTER.

hAhA nine i love u~!!!!!!!!

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okay so i got drunk one night with my guy friend. and we were having a good time i guess..qwhen all of a sudden i just totally blacked out! and i woke up with my panties off and my bra unhooked. i think he might have taken advantage of me but im just not sure. i mean hes my bff and i just couldnt imagine him doing something like that! should i confront him about it, or just let it be?? im kinda scared about STD's but i dont wanna be all like, "oh you raped me you stupid fucking whore"...and then another incident the other day, we were getting high and i jumped off a building but it wasnt very high and since the guy who is my BFF was there he saved me, so maybe it wasnt him who raped me, but i just dont know..so allison please please help me!!!!!!!!!

u really need to talk to ur guy friend...maybe he did maybe he didnt.. but u really need to find out.. just ask him wat happened that nite.and if he doesnt say anything.. just be like i was worried something happened.

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same guy from b4
The girl im talking about has the most awesome brown eyes, sounds corny but you can get lost in her eyes. Her smile is amazing lights up a room, and her rack is awesome, not to big but def not to small. She's funny and you can talk to her about sexual stuff and she's cool about it. She's always peppy, but not in a annoying way, she's loud but its cute, and she sint prude but she's not a slut. She's in awesome shape and i want her bod. Iv'e just neevr struggled like this for a girl before, it's hard when you find someone like her, should i just give up?

she seems worth it..dont give up ..maybe she"ll like u ..but being friends is always awesome

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ok u see this grl likes me and i like her, but shes black and im white and my school is kinda ghetto actually it really is and my dad is really racist about me going out with people different from my race. so what im asking is if i should go for it or not.

yeah if shes worth it.. i say go for it~!

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i asked a question before about how to get this hottest girl in the world 2 hook up with me, you said to give it time but, the thing is she's so hot any guy would want her, i'm just afriad she might want someone else if i wait. How long is to long? And how do i tell her without pushing it?

its seems uve already pushed it..if she doesnt want to hook up .. she doesnt. i guess ur gunna have to get over that.. but maybe one day she will.. hopefully she wnot find some other guy.. u really cant control that..

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alright...well like, this girl used to be my bffae..but now shes a total bitch...like should i try to win her back? or should i move on?

if u think shes worth it..go for it~!..but i wudnt want a friend thats a total bitch..

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I like this girl who'se quite possibly the hottest girl in the world. But we're friends, she was concidering hooking up w/ me for a little while and then i just waited too long and i hit the "we're just friends" wall. How do i tell her what i really think of her, and get her to hook up with me.

well tell her how u feel.. but u cant change the way she feels about u.. its up to her. give her time i guess.. otherwise dont push it.

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my mom said to ask you

sure......

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ight i totally fucked things up with this gurl i like I got pissed over something that wasnt that big of a deal but i jus ticked me off. She then got all mad at me and shit and we started fightin and when she tried to end it by sending me this link (which was wat i needed to hear) i didnt even read it i jus said something really cold and then i read it and felt like shyt. wat the fuck do i do now???
from, a guy

well u did get pissed at something that was lil which started the whole thing. soo im thinking u shud appoligize.. because im sure wat that gurl said that was cold.. was her being mad.. i wud really try to talk to her.. or is it not worth that much trouble?...

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its me again....my penis just wont grow....what am i supposed to do?

as ur mom..

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just thought id make a comment..u call urself a girly girl...yet u bench as much as 1/2 the guys i kno..im sensing a little manliness there...but then again...u are hott as shit, so completely disregard anything i said
-who else but paul

hahahah wat can i say.. lol

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