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SO meg... i wanna know whats the best way to stalk a girl while maintaining a healthy relationship with a lover, what is the art form to this? are there classes i can take from professionals? And will i need a new pair of shoes to run from cops if necessary?
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Well, you could secretly stalk her. My cousin Leah taught me many ways to stalk Adam Levine if the need arises. Anyway...find out anything you can about her. Her phone number, where she goes to get her hair done, her address, where she's at RIGHT NOW, what she's doing tomorrow, etc...also, just be sure you don't get into too many intimate details about her life...that's how you can maintain a healthy relationship with your girlfriend! Yes, you may need some new tennis shoes. I recommend LeBron James' new shoes that just came out recently...they have very good flexibility and they are light as a feather. You will run very swiftly in them, considering you run CC. Good luck!
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