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Gender: Female
Location: Ohio
AIM: SweetestGdbye
Member Since: September 17, 2004
Answers: 9
Last Update: October 3, 2004
Visitors: 795
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How the hell can I increase my weiner size? (link)
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dip it in sprite.
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hello i really liek yu but i dont know how to tell yu and i want to pound you asshole (link)
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umm...this is where I just simply walk away.
You could just leave who you are...I don't bite.
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i'm gay, how do i tell everyone i gay? (link)
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Well, I don't exactly know. I guess you should just come out of the closet and tell them you are, in fact, gay. If they laugh, you should flip out and kill them. Or you could just say you're serious. Tell people you really trust, I guess....then go on from there. if you want to be really crazy and you are a BADASS, announce it on the school announcements. Or put it in your AIM profile so your friends can see it. I hope that helped...:)
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Dear SweetestGoodbye,
Last week, my dog died. Some jock guy I killed in high school with a semi-automatic carbine weapon after he made fun of me for being geeky came back to haunt me and killed him with a screwdriver. I miss my puppy, but at least I gave him a proper burial in the cornfield. But then I realized that I kept eating the corn, so I was technically eating corn made from my dog. The my wife left me. She said that I'ma fraid of too much commitment. My best friend killed her and then killed himself. My parents are both dead, but my foster mom is still alive, although she used to beat me and give me these nasty bruises. She has cancer now, though, and makes me chew her food for her. Then, I got AIDS and was shot four times in the back, rendering my legs unusable. What can I do to make my life suck less? (link)
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Just don't talk to anyone. Seclude yourself from everything. Don't eat anything. Slowly wither away...
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Is it ok to use viagra 4 times a day? I wouldn't use it so much but my lover just wants it all the time. please tell me its not unhealthy (link)
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Well, I'd say that is a little over the top. You should not take it so much...you could end up overdosing. If she keeps asking for you to take more, just throw her in the back of your car, then drive to the nearest cliff. Then, make sure the car is still in drive and let it go over the cliff. Then, grab the nearest shot gun and shoot at your car while it's burning :)
Hope that helps!
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How come you suck so much? (link)
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I don't.
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SO meg... i wanna know whats the best way to stalk a girl while maintaining a healthy relationship with a lover, what is the art form to this? are there classes i can take from professionals? And will i need a new pair of shoes to run from cops if necessary? (link)
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Well, you could secretly stalk her. My cousin Leah taught me many ways to stalk Adam Levine if the need arises. Anyway...find out anything you can about her. Her phone number, where she goes to get her hair done, her address, where she's at RIGHT NOW, what she's doing tomorrow, etc...also, just be sure you don't get into too many intimate details about her life...that's how you can maintain a healthy relationship with your girlfriend! Yes, you may need some new tennis shoes. I recommend LeBron James' new shoes that just came out recently...they have very good flexibility and they are light as a feather. You will run very swiftly in them, considering you run CC. Good luck!
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Do you think that playing zelda all day can have an affect on my love life? not that I do it or anything.... just asking.... yeah... (link)
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Yes it can. pretty soon you'll end up dressing like Zelda and every girl that knows you will want to kill you, and it just will be ugly. What I do suggest, though, is to maybe stick with girls who don't live withing a 500 mile radius of you. It will cause you pain for the rest of your life if you don't. :)
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I have a premature ejaculation problem. I need help. Fast. Ack...the word fast gives me horrid memories. (link)
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I suggest you just go commit suicide. It's the only way out, Nikos.
j/k.
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