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Question Posted Thursday July 22 2004, 12:50 am

Eh, Kimmy. I have a pet moose. And he bites me alot. He really abuses me, and I just don't feel the love me and Moose used to share. I mean, we would curl up together by the fire place and sing kumbiya, but now, all Moose wants to do is eat my shorts a make my ears bleed. What should I do dear Kimmy?

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heavensent89 answered Thursday July 22 2004, 9:45 pm:
oh brandate...i kno this was suppossed to be annoymous but ur too weird. thats ok tho. neway about moose... i think u shud talk to him. give him ur luv. i believe that if he eats ur shorts its time for u to be comfortable being naked around him. if he makes ur ears bleed its showing he needs more affection. he just wants to make out wit u. kumbiya is a great song btw. if u need more advice...im me. good luck with Moose.

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