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No Fetch No Fun


Question Posted Monday July 5 2004, 11:13 pm

I have this black lab dog that is really dumb. I try to play fetch with her. When I throw the stick she goes to get it, but then she doesn't bring it back. What should I do to get her to bring the stick back?

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Big_Wilbur answered Monday July 5 2004, 11:21 pm:
Well, you could do this several ways:
1) Don't play fetch.
2) Get a smarter dog.
3) Tell everyone the dog figured out the game and refuses to play such a trivial game.
4) Reward the dog for bringing it back.

Numbers 1 and 3 are the easiest. Number 2 costs more and is harder to do. Number 4 would take the most time but could be the best solution.

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