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hey if any1 knows some really funny jokes than tell them to me!!! I am a struggling comic person!!!
thanx,
comedy person
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i kno lots of jokes but the one's i kno r "albanian" jokes i dunno if translatin them will b a good idea b/c may b it wont b so funny in english...but might as well giving it a try so here is one~~~~~>there was this one guy in jail...but he was there for a long time...n he made a promise to him self that when he got out of jail he would count the womans teeth (lets say she had 31)n make love to her 31 times....so he gets out of jail n this old lady get's infront of him..she had only one tooth left so he did it only once wit her...when he was done the old lady said "Son,Son...would u check well i think i got one more root!!" ahhahaha hope u get it n how u enjoy it ;) xoxo effy
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Ok, in the small town of Tripan Falls, there was an old wise man, the local wise man for the town. He was dying, and was in the hospital for a very long time. Eventually, the family of the old wise man called in the local priest to give the old man a blessing.
The priest stepped right next to the man's bed, and began to recite bible passages. Suddenly, the old wise man's eyes widened, and he started motioning for a piece of paper and a pen, pulling at the priest's jacket. The priest nodded, and handed the old wise man a piece of paper and a pen. The old wise man quickly scribbled something on the paper, and immediately died. The priest took the paper, folded it up, and placed it in his jacket pocket, feeling that it was not right to read it at the moment.
A few days later, at the funeral, the priest was delivering a eulogy to the congregation. At the end of his eulogy, he realized that he was wearing the exact same jacket as when the old wise man died. He reached into his pocket and, sure enough, the piece of paper the old wise man wrote on was there.
"Ladies and gentlemen," the priest said, "I have the final words of our departed friend here, and I believe that it would be fitting to read them now. Perhaps it is his final piece of wisdom, which we can all take in and learn from."
The priest smiled at the congregation, and unfolded the piece of paper. Into the microphone, he read, "Hey, you're standing on my air tube."
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this blonde is watching this guy use a dummy to say blonde jokes at this show. The blonde stands up "this is an outrage! how dare you insult me for the color of my hair! Being a blonde doesnt make me stupid" and so on. "im sorry mam, i didnt mean to offend you. its just a joke" says the man. "you butt out! im talking to the man on your lap" Try google search blonde jokes for more or google search jokes.
Knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who?
(and so on)
Knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who?
Orange you glad i didnt say banana!?
banana who?
Your Mama So Fat...
-when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
-she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
Also try "your mama jokes" Hope i helped. Plz rate.
Melissa
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Knock knock(whos there?)
Orange(orange who?)
Orange you glad this corny joke is over?
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