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Grrlz, they scare me.
Ok, I'm in college and I want the fine ladies to know they are fine and that I know they are fine. How do I go about this?
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Don't come on to hard. Treat them like ladies. Open doors for them if the oppertunity presents itself. But don't like, follow her back to her dorm. That's creepy. Trust me on this one.
Also- don't call every night if you don't have a reason to. That's also really creepy. It could make a girl live on the edge of paranoia. You may find out a month later that every time the phone rang she was tempted to dive under her desk for cover, for fear it would be you calling, and she'd never get off the phone.
Believe me, this is the voice of experience talking. Stalkers, even ones who don't mean to be stalkers and have no ill intentions, are creepy and annoying. Please don't be one.
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Don't scare them.
Scary behavior would include staring, stalking, random licking, etc etc.
I'm totally for real.
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things like "damn you're hot" or "get in my pants" risk a good slapping and also make you look like a shovanist pig. a less direct "wow thats a great outfit, very flatterig to you, even though your pretty anyways" things like that make you sound more civilized and polite and it will get you farther...
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if u want fine ladies u gotta do stuff for em like fix there plastic mini blinds and hang up there nasty flowery curtans and stuff. thats how you get the ladies. this one time i was helping this fine women fix the electricals in her place cuz she wanted ta plug in more lamps and run her hair dryer at the same time, so i said i'd hep her and replaced tem damn breakers with jus some wire so it'd be ok, and i did it and got some fine lovin if you know what i mean. then her place burn down two days later and she was like "DAMn YOU ASSHOLE DIS ALL UR FAULT!" and i was like "damn go easy you fine woman yr gonna be FINE!" and she hit me with a blender.
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