i relly do live in a trailer and my name is dan. i dotn write too good but i can tell you lots of ggood advice cause i been through some tough shit if u know what im sayin. like one time i was wit this girl and she was like "HONEY I WANT A DOG!" and i was like "honey i had a dog and my neighbor ran over it wit his geo and it laid there for a week and i got in trouble for not pikin it up, wat kinda shit is dat? so i'm not gonna get a nother one" and she hit me with a table leg that was broke off on the floor and knocked me the hell out and when i woke up she was lie "I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR STUPID DOG STORIES ANY MORE!!!" and dat shit. i mean hell. so dats the kinda stuff i been thru, so i can help you wit your problems and stuf.
Member Since: October 30, 2003
Answers: 9
Last Update: February 29, 2004
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I can't believe you really talk and think like that. You are a trip. But to what planet? (link)
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hell yah im real and youd better believ ME if u dont believe anybody else because on the intarweb hardny nothin is genuen except ME, tats what i figur anyway.
and i no i give teh best advice so everybody better ASX ME MORE QUETIONS!!!
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i have ben single for about a year and a half i have been seeing diffrent lads but none o then what a relationship i want to find the right person how long do you think that will be (link)
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if you want a relatship you gotta go over and see them peopol and not just watch erbody else having all ur fun. i think it wud be a good idea to ware some skinny see thru top and ten all them boyz will notice you some more or somethin. then tell them you want lovin NOW and beat the shit out of on of them becaue this one lady did that to me once and iwa s kinda ok wit dat, i was. beat me sometin feirce though when i think about it. shit.
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i love having my fortune read can any1 give good names of fortune tellers (link)
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yu gotta watch out for them fortun tellers this one time i went to some lady who sayd she'd read my hand er something and instead she told me all my shit i wuz wearing (like this watch i stole from sum lady) was cursed and i shuld give it to her. so i did. and you know what? that watch wasn't cursed. so i axed my friends if we culd burn her trailer down and they was like, "ok" but since she was one of tem futuer see'in people she NEW what whe was gonna do and skipped town and prolly cursed the whold damn lot of us on her way, i bet.
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Ok, I'm in college and I want the fine ladies to know they are fine and that I know they are fine. How do I go about this? (link)
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if u want fine ladies u gotta do stuff for em like fix there plastic mini blinds and hang up there nasty flowery curtans and stuff. thats how you get the ladies. this one time i was helping this fine women fix the electricals in her place cuz she wanted ta plug in more lamps and run her hair dryer at the same time, so i said i'd hep her and replaced tem damn breakers with jus some wire so it'd be ok, and i did it and got some fine lovin if you know what i mean. then her place burn down two days later and she was like "DAMn YOU ASSHOLE DIS ALL UR FAULT!" and i was like "damn go easy you fine woman yr gonna be FINE!" and she hit me with a blender.
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ok i've been studing tons of stuff on phycis and all this other stuff and i think i'm an empath now but i'm not to sure how can i tell if i am? (link)
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i'm sure that i am not phychic cause this one time i went to some furtune teller at some fair or sometin, and she looked at my eyes and said "YOU ARE DA UGLIEST SON OF A BITCH I EVER SEEN!!!" and i gess she couldnt tell me about my furture because i hurt the sprits around her, dat's what she told me. caus i didnt get fancy or wash wit soap or sometin. i dunno, tem phychic spirit things are damn picky bout who they talk wit.
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I really like this guy. He has a great sense of humor and makes me laugh all the time and he is one of those "nice guys". He could go out with any girl and I just don't see how I would be good enough for him, but he flirts with me all the time. I know that that doesn't have to mean anyhing but I'm comfused. How do you tell if he is interested?
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yeah, i get girls telling me all the time how i can get anyone i want and i'm so nice and stuff cause i help people wit there problems and stuff, and i just tell them "yah baby but i gotta find da right girl who will not get all pissed off about dumb stuff like the ocean all getting smaller or some shit like that." and then they dont care no more. what im saying is that you can tell hes interested by how much he calls you dumb names like "baby" and "sugar buttah" and some like that.
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Lately I've become very emotional about stupid stuff (crying, screaming, etc) my mom has been calling me a bitch and my dad just doesn't like to be around me, which I can understand - I don't want to be around myself either. I dislike being around my parents - they ask stupid stuff, and just won't leave me alone. My doctor also thinks I have depression. What can I do to make myself a better person to be around? lately I've just been biting people's heads off - and I honestly don't mean to. HELP!!!! (link)
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so this one time my mom was like "I WISH YOU WAS NEVER BORN!" and i told her i didn't care about if i was born or not and she kicked me out and i lived wit my friend for two days then i came back cause she did't mind that it was born i guess, or she just wanted the cat i took wit me, i dunno. then i said her curtans looked like ass and she kicked me out agin. and said somthing about how i shud get a job. you shud tell yor mom she makes good ham or something like that and she'll be nice then.
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Hi, Four month ago I broke up with my boyfriend, and I don't no the causes of the break-up.I saw him change, we used to go out together but he stopped and other many things in general his behaviour change totally, and one day he called me and said I think we should be friends, I did not understand why and I was'nt ready for that because I loved him. Days goes by and the behavior change, I did everything I could to keep him nothing change. Then the days goes buy I decided to keep myself busy and move on.We still call each other sometimes. He forget if I have his email address pass..sometimes I look at the email and I found another girl write to him, and according to the emails he sound he is going out with the girl and never told me.
Why did he do that to me and what should i do, I still thinking about him sometimes but I don't want to go back to a lier. WHAT CAN I DO AND WHY HE DID THAT??
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maby he did that becuase you dont wear the right clothes? cause this one time i had this girl who wore these skanky tops from wal-mart all the time and didnt like wearing sweters even in the winter when it was cold as hell cause we got our heat turned off again, and it was like "damn you can put some tclothes on now" eventhough i didnt really want her to, and she was like "I HATE YOU!" and waleked out and i never knew why. i just get by. okay it might be cause i left cans on the floor and she stepped on them and got all mad all the time. okay what im saying is u cant always know why people leave u just gotta keep going cause my next girlfriend, she threw cans on the floor too she was great.
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well i have never met my father and my mom told me that he was married 2 times before he met my mother but he never married my mom and he had 6 boys beofre me and i'm a girl. and the only thing i don't get is why he could get married 2 times before my mom and then have 6 boys with 2 other women and spen time with them but when he realizes that he has a girl he runs and i ahve never met him and i don't understand how he could handle 6 boys but not me? and all i want to knwo is how like when i talk about my dad that i don't break down in tears how can i do that? (link)
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the first time i saw my dad i was 17 and he came to visit my mom and tel her he got hitched up wit some aerobocs instructor he met at te wal-mart. mom was all made cuz she hates that aerobocs stuff and she threw a bottle at him, wich i think shows that women can be tough as hell wen some men doem wrong, so maby yr dad is just scared shitless of what you women would do if you had him in the same room and knew he had six kids wit other gals. shit, id be scared of other women if i trated women like that too.
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