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LYRICS


Posted Friday October 5 2007, 6:00 pm

ok so today i saw the Dentyne Ice Commercial with the song Ben's Brother - Stuttering but i cant find the lyrics i really want the lyrics where can i find them i try almost everything on google what else can i do?!!!

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Is porn wrong???


Posted Friday October 5 2007, 4:38 pm

13/F

Is it bad for a kid my age to watch porn? I mean, I just look at pictures of naked ANIME characters. I think it's funny. Me and my friends always make fun of it. is it bad? I mean, it's only ANIME porn! It doesn't sounds bad... But I justed wanted to know is it? Um, also, please don't anything rude. I don't like rude peeps cuz they're... well... rude, so yea. Jus ttell me if it's bad or not. I mean, the pictures don't really show much. They cover the guys bottom half.
I'm more comfertable by the way, watching anime porn then ACTUAL porn. And, I like GAY ANIME PORN too. Does that mean, I'm a lez or something? I hope not... PLEASE HELP!!!!!

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I'm so bored...and I feel sad!


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 8:49 pm

Okay so I'm 14f and I've been sad for like ever and now I really don't know what to do. I just sit at home all day doing nothing. Nobody ever calls my mom doesnt take me anywhere. And I'm just ready for something else. Do you know anything I can do when I'm just sitting at home and being useless and feeling dead. I just can't take this anymore. thanks in advance!!!

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YOUTUBE


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 8:47 pm

Hello, I was just wondering how you can get your voice to sound like "freds" in the following video, and "brookers" voice too. Whta do they use or how do you do it, and if you need a program what kind do you need?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW7UD5fgRRU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MC_o6xtmUk&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHhRemvtkpU

ok, thank you!


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Stomache Cramps


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 8:21 pm

I'm 13 and yesterday I had the worst stomache cramp ever! I think it was because of my period but what can I do like when it happens again? What should I take? It make my stomache hurt really bad and I threw up. I was almost crying. So any help would be appreciated.

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IPHONE


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 8:17 pm

alright, im probably going to get an iphone VERY soon. i think theyre awesome, BUT i heard alot of bad things about it .. if anyone has one, or know someone with one, give me your opinions on it! thanks!!! :]

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my cricket slvr L7 help!


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 8:08 pm

my phone doesnt send picture messages STILL. it lets me insert the pic.. loads all the way up to 99% then says unable to send please try later. its been doing this for FOREVER! should i call them and tell them? someone told me i had to go to the store and get something put onto my phone so i can send pic msgs.. is this true? oh and also is it not allowed to have games on it because i wanted to put a game on it from the cricket clicks applications [ i have money on it ] and when i click download its like sorry you havent subscribed to cricket clicks call blah blah. is my phone defected or should i just call!?
because i feel like im getting jipped :(


sorry its so long btw! noone on yahoo answers was helping me out. bleh

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myspace layouts


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 7:53 pm

does anyone know how to make myspace layouts like customely? Or knows someone that makes them it help thanksss

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aim


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 7:43 pm

i have a newer version of aim(i dont rememer which version), but whenever im online for a few hours, it signes me off and then signes right back in. people tell me all the time that when they try to i.m me sometimes, i just sign off, but its not actually me doing it. why is this doing that? what can i do to make it stop?

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kid nation 2


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 7:32 pm

im 13 year old girl and thinking of joining kidnation 2.. um do you think this is a good idea or will i regret it in the future?

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allergic to chlorline


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 5:11 pm



how can you tell if you are?
cause in gym, everytime i swim, under my nose gets really red and burns and so does my back.

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The Hills Job


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 3:38 pm

On MTV The Hills, what do Whitney and Lauren actually do? Like what is the name of their job?

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Weird chip thingy =P


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 3:06 pm

Well when I was walking home from school today I found this chip thingy on the ground. It's blue and on the front it say San Disk and 1.0 GB. Is it some kind of computer memory card chip? If it is how can I use it? Will it be useful to me? And can it like help with computer gaming like reduce lag?

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Recording


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 3:03 pm

Hi, i have comcast digital cable with on demand. I was wondering how to record something to a vcr tape from on demand (like a movie from the on demand selections onto the vcr).
Please only answer if your sure =]
Thanks in advance!

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Hemp Vs. Weed


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 3:01 pm

what does hemp have to do with weed

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ahh i HATE verizon!


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 2:09 pm

Ok I had an LG Chocolate and it totally got messed up, like NOTHING was working! So my dad went and took it into a Verizon store and they replaced it with another chocolate. It's basically the same thing, with the same color and same model. I found out that my contacts and everything were missing, so me and my dad went back to the store that evening. Anyway, they couldn't transfer my contacts or anything over to my new phone, so I had to spend a fricken hour there just to switch my contacts one by one. AND I had to give them $25 to buy a memory card to get my pictures and videos. Which I also had to do one by one! I also had about 5 games and that weatherbug thing and they told me I would have to pay for them again if I wanted them back! So...

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Training?


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 6:37 am

Well i got training on Saturday
At hungry jacks and i've never been to a job training and im really nervous i do something wrong and i don't get the job =[ and i'm just really nervous lol.

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Myspace name


Posted Thursday October 4 2007, 3:29 am

Yeah I know you's probably hate these questions.
But anyway...

I need a myspace name like those chicks that have like:

stephSYNTHETIC
sophieSEDATED
carlaCOCAINE
etc

Can anyone help me??
My name is Amy.

If you need to know anything about me;
I'm scenish,
I'm a machochist;
I like doing and being scratched and or bitten.
I like gory stuff
I'm shallow.
Um, I dunno what else you need to know.

Well; anyways, please help me.

Kthanks bye,
x

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Braces get off faster


Posted Wednesday October 3 2007, 8:26 pm

Is there any way of getting my braces off faster?

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how many stamps


Posted Wednesday October 3 2007, 7:59 pm

how do i know how many stamps i need to mail teacher recs?

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