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bisexual ...?


Posted Saturday October 13 2007, 11:34 am

well, i might be bisexual. i had a girl friend that i really liked but then i broke up with her because she wouldnt let me so things to her like finger her. but im not really attracted to anyother girls. am i bisexual or wat? i like guys but i love seeing naked chiks. so idk.. pls help & also should i come out? how do i tell my mom???!

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my friends is a cutter and carved


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 11:31 pm

my friend is a cutter and in school she carved 'bitch'on her arm. i wasnt in her class. she just came to me after class and was about to cry and showed me her arm. i got pissed of and said 'wtf whyd you fuckin do that' on and on. im a recovering cutter i know how it is but her life makes mine seem good and mine is hell hers is worse. i just dont know what to do? im 13 shes 14 femalees my best friends got me to stop by grabbing the knife

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side bangs.


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:58 pm

i want to get side bangs.
should i do it on my own.
if so how exactly??
like do i part my hair??
idk.
also pictures would help. :]

plz and thanx. :]

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Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:00 pm

15/f. When I masturbate on my own, I find I finish quicker watching girls. I can finish by watching guys, but girls are quicker. I think the idea of ever being with a girl is absolutely REVOLTING, and I am never attracted to a girl if I see her walking down the street or anything. Just on the computer. What is wrong with me?

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Tattoo


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:07 pm

I know I sound like I'm lazy and won't look it up myself, BUT I've spent hours looking for a tattoo of a sword going through a heart. (Not a real heart, just the heart shape.) I absolutely cannot find one and I'm getting really frustrated. If you could look for me or at least give me a website of a tattoo gallery that you don't have to pay for, that'd be great.

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i got this shirt for youth medium. i hope it fits me.


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 4:32 pm

what is a youth large and adult small? is there really a differnce?

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collage


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 4:11 pm

Okay so I made a collage of pictures, kind of thing on powerpoint. How do I get this is be a single whole image, so I can copy and paste it all? Thanks (:

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wednesday 13


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 12:31 pm

Well, they are a band( I love you if you listen to them) Well, go listen to them on iTunes or Myspace, and if you can, please tell me some bands that are similar to them. I love wednesday 13, and I'm just wondering whether there are any other bands like that, and please don't tell me wednesday's dragqueens from planet 13 or murderdolls.

Thanks..

And I don't care if it's a small unknown. Thanks :)

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barbie


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 11:50 am

what are some good ideas for decorating a door way barbie style. my friend and i are being barbies for this halloween carnival at our school for little kids and we don't know how we should decorate the door way. like picture a classroom door closed and you know on the outside theres a little bit of wall on each side. thats what we have to decorate. any advoce would be grreat!! :D

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scars, marks


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:42 am

how do you get rid of those marks pimples leave on your face?

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density


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 3:25 am

i have this project and we have to make a pun about density.. like as an example my teacher put "what are you made of.." haha anyone got any good puns? im horrible at making up stuff like that haha. thanks.

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ringtones ??


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 11:03 pm

Has anyone heard of "phonezoo.com"

is it ok to use
and free ringtones like myxertones.com

cool thanks a bunch

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party on halloween or the weekend before?


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 10:27 pm

My family is having a Halloween, party mainly because we have no plans on Halloween, and me and my friends and my brother all don't want to go trick or treating. We figure it's a good idea since probably most people don't have plans besides handing out candy haha. But then we thought, well Halloween is on a school night, and what if people can't stay late, and also what if some of our friends have plans, like trick or treating anyways? That makes us think we should do it on the weekend because there might be more people and we could party as long as we want. But if we do that, none of us (nor my friends!) will have anything to do on Halloween :[ So there is pros and cons to both. What would you do if you were in this situation?! Thanks!!!!

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Alcohol


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 9:52 pm

Can anyone help me with a list of alcohols?
Like
-Scotch
-Vodka
-Tequila
You know, all that? What are the differences between those...and are there any other types?
(NOT THAT I'm GOING TO DRINK ANY!! I just don't understandd)

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very sad


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 9:03 pm

Ok well one of my friend likes my other friend so I said go for it and he asked her and now she's mad at me because I told him to ask her out.

And now I feel realyl bad for it and she's so mad for it and I just feel so bad for them and myself. What should I do?

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Birthday party ideas


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 8:02 pm

I am 14/f and I am having a birthday party
Here is what I have planned so far:
--->3 girls including me, 4 boys
--->on a Saturday

-Meet at my house at 6:30
-And eat...ANY IDEAS?
-Then go to market street (like a New York type place) and play in the fountains and go get ice cream and stuff
-Come back to my house, hang out, go outside on the golf course, ravee, snack, cake and presents
-I NEED SOMETHING LIKE COOL HERE
-Go wrapping around 1ish or 2ish a.m.
-Boys go home, girls stay the night =P

It will be too cold to swim

But if you have ANY ideas to spice it up a little, you would be a life saver :D
Thank you soo much!


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The Stupid Sun


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 6:47 pm

When you first get new cell phones are they kind of slow? I don't remember when I got my last one. They just dropped my new phone off today while I was at school, the stupid people left it in the sun all day. Could that be why it's slow right now, because they left it in the sun? It was in the packaging still, but would the heat damage it?

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carrer test


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 6:09 pm

i would live to know what i need yo be when i grow up. its for a school progect, and im supposed to list why. so are there any websites that dont ask for my phone#, and adress, that asks me q's, that will all lead up to my perfect job?

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watch Commander in Chief online


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 5:21 pm

Does anyone know where i can watch full episodes of Commander in CHief online (it stars Gena Davis).

Thanks!!

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shaving


Posted Thursday October 11 2007, 4:35 pm

i'm 15/f...i have really hairy feet & i was wondering if it was safe to shave my feet with a regular razor?

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