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Phobia...: Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 5:05 pm
what is the phobia of turning into a pumpkin? Aha i know its strange, but i need it a.s.a.p!
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MILITARY ?! Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 4:55 pm
can someone please help me understand what this is
http://www.usmc.mil/13thmeu/marines/meu.htm
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dafont Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 3:31 pm
okay, so dafont.com is working fine for me, but i have to write in my font in the font box first, before it is included with the rest of my fonts(where times new roman, ariel, comic sands, etc is) and sometimes after i download the font, nothing works to get the font! i type it in many different times, but still does not work! does anyone know where the EXACT lettering would be that tells you exactly what it would be, typed in the spot that shows you what your font is. thanks
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my bikini line Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 3:19 pm
last summer i never wore bikini bottoms due to my bikini line catastrophe. when i shave i have gross red bumps every single time.
this year if that happens again i just might cry.
so what are some things i can do to make this disaster go away.
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Nintendo 64 Zelda Guide. Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 2:13 pm
Does anyone know where I can get a guide for Zelda 1??
And yeah, i still play my N-64. =D
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how im doing Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 1:25 pm
i homeschool online and i was wondering if there is a website where i can take a test to see what grade i would be in if i went back to public school and how well i'm doing. It has to be a free test though. Thanks
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Limewire Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 12:36 pm
Alrighty so you know how you can get fined like a lot of money for using limewire?
Well, if you buy limewire pro can u still get fined?
Or are you like safe cuz you bought it.
Please help! Thanks :]
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Current Events Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 12:31 pm
What is a good way to learn about current events? Reading newspapers and magazines like Times and Newsweek don't seem to be helping me. Sometimes they use words I don't understand and basically I don't understand anything about politics so I guess I need to catch up on some background reading? Does anyone recommend anything? Or can give me a summary of what's up today?
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an anal question Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 12:23 pm
"This is a serious question and i would like serious answers"
For almost a week my boyfriend has been asking me if he could put it in my butt. I kept telling him no, it will hurt ect. but he keeps asking. Finally i told him i would let him "try" on Valentines day, and i let him down and he got mad. Last night me and him had sex and i told him i was going to let him do it this time, so he waiting till after i came, and tried to put it in there but i stopped him because the lub felt nasty. Now this morning he's calling me a bitch and saying i should die. I just don't get it. I don't know what to do about him. any advice?
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Motivation. Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 12:19 pm
16/F
8th grade :[
I dropped out of school last January, and i started homeschooling because i was failing all my classes in public school. Ever since i've started homeschooling, i never want to do it. and alot of the times i don't. I really need to get motivated, but i think i need help from somebod. Problem is i don't know who. My parents work all the time so they are out of the question. any advice on how to get motivated because this can effect my future. I'll be 17 in the 9th grade and i feel so embarrised.
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honesty box Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 11:07 am
Someone wrote in my Honesty Box on facebook:
"trife"
What does that mean?
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Emancipation Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 10:32 am
I'm 15 years old and I live in Florida. I want to be emancipated when I turn 16, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to do so. My father abandoned me a good 8 months ago, and I don't live with my mother because she has a drinking problem and cannot take care of me. Right now I live with my grandmother, and I take care of her more than she takes care of me, because she has cancer. My 27 year old brother also lives with us, and has an anger issue. I cannot stand living here with him because whenever something doesn't go his way he yells and screams and throws things. I have issues with depression due to my parents, and also suffer from bulimia, and he makes it worse. My aunt comes here during the day to make sure everything is okay, but even the...
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is it bad? Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 1:35 am
my close friend has this sickness.
and like. i pray for a cure everynight.
how weird does that sound though?
is that stalkerish. i mean its the kid i like.
i hate giving pity-.. is that giving pity?
i know . how random and weird is this question.
-deana
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Milk left in my locker Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 1:08 am
Okay so i accidentally left a half of a plastic bottle of milk in my locker... its liek a milk chug thing
its been in there since thursday and it wont come out till tuesday.... will it like start to mold and will like the stench seep out of my locker or will like (since its sealed shut) nothing happen if i dont open the container
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Becoming an Artist Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 1:02 am
I love to think creatively..and just be creative, in general. I write and draw mainly, but have never produced anything worth putting in a portfolio. I have always had a passion for the arts, but have put it off as something you'd do as a hobby.
Now that I think about it though, I want to take the next step to becoming an artist. I don't know what to do though. I haven't taken an art class in a very long time, I haven't been trained professionally, I'm a total amateur who doodles (really good stuff) and writes every now and then.
What to do?? Any recommendations on how to go about starting a career in the arts (specifically creative writing, or design?). And art schools? Anything would help, really. I feel really confused about it all.
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art: red period Posted Friday February 15 2008, 10:35 pm
painters have like different periods like the blue period is depression and sadness and stuff. but is the red period when they're happy or angry?
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Ring resizing Posted Friday February 15 2008, 9:38 pm
how much should it cost if i resize my ring? it is gold (not sure how many karrots) and has 6 diamonds total on it...they are small...3 on each side of an opal gem rock (not sure if the opal is very valuable) it fits just to the knuckle of my pinkie finger, and i have had it since i was a baby. also, i need it like a size 6 ish thanks
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i want some moneyyyyy in the pocket !!! Posted Friday February 15 2008, 9:30 pm
I want to make alot of money so that I can buy I nice car. I wont be able to start driving for about a year, but I want to start saving up now. I would love advice and suggestions to easy but good making money ideas.
p.s I already babysit.
thanks!
=]
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police lineup Posted Friday February 15 2008, 8:36 pm
In police lineups, who are the other [people]... the ones who aren't the accused criminal?
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Slogans... Posted Friday February 15 2008, 7:04 pm
Okay, well for a club at school I"m running for a Public Relations officer, and I need a campaigning slogan.
My last name is Wright, and I know its the prefect name, but I need the perfect slogan. Its FBLA, Future business leaders of America, so we have things like "always Wright" or "can't go wrong with Wright" or "Take the next Wright and go straight to sucess", but If I could get some other ones, Please please please it would be so much help. I will rate great for anybody who seriously tries to help. I need th is by March 1st, perferably sooner.
Thank you all so much! (and happy valentines day!)
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