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kissing


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 11:56 pm

i've only ever pecked a guy, but just in case...
how do you make out?? i know it will come naturally and all but is there some kind of technique or something? I dont want to make a fool of myself..
Thanks so much<3

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dialogue


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 10:43 pm

I am asked to write about thsi girl and one of th things i'm supposed to include is her dialogue. What does that mean? doesn't dialogue means what the character says? Does that mean that i have to type every single thing she said in the story?

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drug test.


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 10:37 pm

okay, i'm starting a job some time this week. i had to get my work permit and everything. on my first day of work i have to get a salvia mouth swab drug test. how long can it detect weed in your system? i smoked last night (saturday) not a lot though. will they be able to detect it? please don't tell me about the dangers of smoking or to stop. i've heard it all. thanks.

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boobs


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 10:21 pm

is there any way to make my boobs bigger?

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Horoscopes, fortune cookies, fortune tellers?


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 9:33 pm

Ok i just want to know peoples opinions on these types of things. Do you believe in them? Do you think they actualy work? just whats your opinion on them?

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is there a website??


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 9:13 pm

is there a website where you can put a picture of you or someone and then other people can comment if they think they look like you.

thanks
xoxo

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my dream...


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 9:02 pm

last night i had this strange, confusing dream. usually i can make sense of my dreams..mostly because a lot of times what i dream about comes true in some way. anyways, i was going to the mall with my friend. when i got into the mall i realized i had no shoes on and i was barefoot so i went to look for shoes. i saw a pair for $4 but i knew there were cheaper ones somewhere else, and the lady at that store yelled at me for not wanting them and we got in this huge fight.. so then i kept walking. as we were walking this guy came up to me and jumped on me like attacking me, and i was wearing this blue tank top and skirt, and he kept trying to rip my clothes off. i was screaming for help, and this kid i hooked up with a long time ago happened to...

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zoey 101


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 8:37 pm

so on zoey 101, whats the name of the actor that plays jake (her boyfriend in season 4)? thanksss!

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Zoey 101


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 6:05 pm

In the newer episodes of Zoey 101, I didn't see Chase, but I saw some new guy. (I also saw him in the beginning credits..) Well I never saw the episode when Zoey came back from that other boarding school, and then Chase left or something. Where did Chase go? What happened? I remember seeing the commercial but I never saw that episode. Also, is that other guy a replacement for Chase now? Meaning Chase will never come back? If anyone could give me the latest info then that would be great!

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nervousness


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 5:50 pm

when im around guys, I all of a sudden get really hot and start sweating and that also makes my face all red, and its embarrassing...anyway to fix this even a bit??
Thanks:)

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cheerleading


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 4:35 pm

cheerleading tryouts are going to come pretty soon. and i really want to try out because its something that i really want to do and i would have fun with it. i tried out last year, and i didnt make it and i was really sad about it. now, what im thinking is, if i didnt make it last year, than, how am i going to make it this year, cause i guess i wasent good enough last year. i really want to do this, and some of the cheerleaders now want me to try out. any advice??
thanks!
-13/f

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How to not smell like smoke


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 3:23 pm

17/f
How can I keep my hands from smelling like smoke? I've tried Dawn, Febreeze, soaking them in lemon juice, cutting my nails...any ideas?

No lectures please. I already know I shouldn't be smoking. Thank you!

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baby assignment!


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 3:19 pm

You know in highschool when you get assigned as parents and have to take care of a fake baby? Is that just some fake thing on tv or do you actually have it in school? if so, what class and what grade?

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website


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 12:23 pm

Does anybody nkow a website that shows how the presidential candidates are doing? Like which states they've won? I've been trying to follow it but then I got kinda sidetracked and so now I'm behind.

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Character Sketch


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 12:05 pm

Everyone in our class has to do a character sketch, which isn't a sketch but a one page typed on about the character.

Then she listed to include a)Physical descriptions
b)Dialogue
c)etc (can't name on the top of my head).

I know what to write but i never wrote one of these before. How do i start it off? like with an introduction sentence or do I just immediately write her physical descriptions?

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namees


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 9:44 am

I recently just started dating this guy, and when he texts me he always throws in babe, beautiful, stuff like that. I normally call him either like "baby babe sweetiee cutie".
But that's it, and I wanna have more "pet names" for him. What else can I say to him?

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KRZOR texting help?


Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 9:44 am

f/13

ok... so i have a krazor (thinner version of a razor) anyways. i text all the time on it, but i do not know how to changed the font size and the font color... i know i can do this because the first week i got it i was doing this all the time. But yet, I have forgotten how to do it. any help?

yours truly!

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Posted Sunday February 17 2008, 1:58 am

I was talking to this guy online and he goes, "Lol, you're trying to ask me if you're on the menu, right?"


...What's that mean?

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sweet sixteen


Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 9:55 pm

hey, im planning my sweet sixteen which is going to be at my house, its vampire themed and im wondering if anyone has any fun party games that we can play or like halloween games and stuff like that. i cant seem to come up with anything really good so any and all ideas are welcome though i'd prefer if they werent board game ideas. thanks so much in advance.

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Juno


Posted Saturday February 16 2008, 9:35 pm

i really loved the movie Juno about the pregnant teen and i was wondering if you guys knew any books that are similar to the movie?

thanks

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