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How do you whore yourself on myspace? I know that the goal of it is to have a lot of "friends" and you do "w4w" by posting bulletins of other myspacers. My main question I guess is:

How can you post your whore me code on your profile without the pictures showing up instead of the code? Whenever I try to post the code on my profile, it always shows the actual whore me ad.

(PS: please no "myspace whoring is stupid" or anything like that)

now its actually called "supporting". whoring is not allowed, so its s4s (support4support) now. =]

& to get your code to show up on your profile without the actual code, you put this around the code..

< textarea > CODE GOES HERE < /textarea >
without the spaces.
hope i helped =]

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do girls mastrabate as much as guy? do u? how often?

idk depends on how much guys do, but probably yes. & yeah. & whenever i feel like it just like almost all other girls.

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I'm the leader of a VERY important clique (its the best clique in the school) anyway one of the people in it walked away to join a dif. clique I dont want her back I need to find a new clique person to replace her how do I find a new person?

if you were a "leader" of a "VERY important clique (the best in the school)" you would've found a replacement already. but you really should grow up.

(:

edit; lyke omgawddd she lyke came bakk? lyke that is lyke totaali awsome!!!

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14/f

I have never been fingered in my life, only rubbed.
My boyfriend tried to finger me, and when he BEARLY pushed I asked him to stop because it stung...
Is this normal..i've yet to be fingered because I am afraid..
My question is this:
How bad does it hurt to get fingered..
Or anything along those lines for someone who has never done anything sexual..
:[ help, please.

it doesnt hurt at all, he might be a tad too rough. in that case i think you should practice by yourself because really it doesnt at all. & then have him do it and if it does hurt when he does it but not when you do, its him.

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What exactly does cherry poppin mean? Where is the CHERRY?????

when a guy pops ur cherry he breaks your hymen and you bleed. its in the vaginular area. lol

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I am a level 1 moderator. how can i become higher? i rate at least 5 questions daily ( if i can get on the computer. ) so how do i get to be a level 2 or 3 ? thnks.

its in the faq..
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=69

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Hey
I'm getting my haircut soon,
And I've been looking for pictures online ALL day.
The look that I want is at my shoulders, but a lot of layers.
I couldn't find any pictures, so I was wondering:
Does anybody have any pictures of what I want? (Of yourself, a friend, etc.)

...Please, DONT tell me to use Google/any other search engines-I already have!

THANKS.

hey.

this isnt me or a friend i got this photo on some website a while ago

http://i18.tinypic.com/2h4vsc4.jpg

i was going to use that as an example, for my hair, as well. so i hope this is somewhat similar to what you wanted. :]

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So yeah I'm 15 and a boy,

I know this might be strange, but I just suddenly started liking this girl recently. I can't ever stop thinking about her. I don't think about her in a sexual way, but more of a loving way.
There are problems though. This girl goes to a different school than me and I'm hesitant about going out with someone that doesn't go to my school.
The second thing is, all my friends told me that dating is a complete waste of time until you're older.
This seems like the first time I've REALLY liked someone. Unlike some of my friends, I don't really look at the size of girl's boobs or anything, I tend to look at the inside. Does that make me more mature or something, or am I being rash? Tell me what you think.

aww i love you! :] lol not really, but you seem like a great guy. anyway.

your definetly more mature then your friends. most 15 year olds i know just think about girls sexually and never notice whats inside.

also, definetly ask this girl out. you have nothing to lose. & dating isnt at your age isnt a waste of time if you do it right. :]

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okay, so my dentist has tons of computers in her offfice and i accidently forgot to sign myself off aim. ive been on for like days there and im afraid someone will hack into my screenname.

is there any possible way to sign off on that computer besides going back there.

thanks :)

once u sign on you'll get an IM that says you're signed into two different locations, press 1 once you get that.

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does anyone know a generator or a code for those navigation bars on myspace? like, here's what they look like, and when you hover over them they change colors? thanks.

http://i16.tinypic.com/2r5gizb.jpg

type in "navigation bar generator" at google.com

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i love music that makes you want to dance. & for my myspace, i want a good song that has words and makes you wanna dance. i've already had songs from bands like.

rediscover.
hellogoodbye.
uffie.
alice in videoland.
etc.

so can some people name some good songs and who sings them that make you wanna dance?
thanks.

these two songs are garunteed to make you dance haha. i dont know too many.. sorry :\

satisfaction - benny bennasi
&
fer sure - the medic droid

hope i helped :]

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hi i need to know what's a tropical forest in Brazil is called and it covers 1/3 of Brazil... and it starts with an "A."

amazon

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Whats it mean to be down-to-earth? I mean, I hear people say it all the time but I'm not clear of what it means.. sorry, I know it isnt really an advice question.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/down-to-earth

hope i helped.

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OK, when i moved here 3 years ago i met two girls who were best friends and i wanted to be part of that group because i liked them both, so i try to hang out with them, but i just feel erally left out, so for a while i would ony hang out with one of them and try to make the other one feel left out, then, if that didn't work i would do the same thing with the other one. I didn't do it conciousely but i realize now that that's what i did. Well, i decided which one i wanted to be friends with and tried my best to leave the other one out. Well, now, 3 years later i am best friends with one of them and they hate eachother. I didn't realize it at the time i was only in seventh grade but now i realize that it could be my fault... is it?

no i dont think it was your fault. over three years, many things could have changed. they just grew apart, its completely normal. just because you did all that doesnt mean they're going to hate each other. so no, it wasnt your fault.

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Well I posted a question on herre asking about a song and I got the name and artist. But now I can't find it anywhere! I've tried limewire, itunes, and singingfish.com. is there a place where i can download this song: Amazing, by Janelle. It's a really pretty song. Any advice would be greatly appreciated! Thank you! =]

heres a link of the song if its helpful to anyone:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WsqsWWdjjyo

go here

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music&MyToken=9a0fabff-23e4-4678-899f-2ca6384cfef7

on the left type in "janelle" & press search. sometimes on myspace music it lets u download songs but usually not. try it though. if not, then i dont think you'll find it anywhere. im having the same problem with this one song that i cant find :[ it sucks.

if you cant find the song then maybe buy the album? just a suggestion. :]

hope i helped

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look at this person's question.

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=480811

i have that same problem. like. on my vagina. its not big and baggy. but like. its a little bag kind of, like, maybe an inch long?
is it really normal?
& what does going commando mean?

yes, its normal & going commando means not wearing any undies.

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Hi, I go to bed at 10, and wake up at 6:30
is it safe to leave a tampon in?

its probably not safe. i heard you were only supposed to leave them in for like four hours. you should deff. wear pads to bed.

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Okaay so my friend is such a flirt! its so annoying she will flirt with every freaking guy even when she has a boyfriend! ARGGHHH.. i have told her what she does all the time but she doesn't really care, or she gets mad at me for saying that. any advice?

:[

try talking to her again but it probably wont do any good. say that people might think of her as a slut or something. also tell her however, you dont want to change her & you accept her for who she is. say that your just pointing out that you think it isnt right. if it doesn't work dont bug her about it anymore. you'll just have to accept her for who she is & learn to live with it.

hope i helped :]

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When I went to see if I could be a moderator the last question said


Have you been a updated your column in the last week?
No. Your last update was Monday February 26 2007, 6:36 pm

but i've been on just about EVERY single day
what does it meannn ?

it means you haven't answered a question in the last week.

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i was just wondering if there's a way to make your screen name a different color instead of blue/red..like i want to make it orange or pink when it IM's people. is that possible? if so can you tell me how you do it?

nope its not possible :[

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