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hi well my mom works with this woman named Faith.And she has 2 sons and there in a band.And they heared I sing.And they need a lead singer.And I would like to now different warm up exrssies to get ready for my try out got any ideas? (link)
what i suggest you do is get a really good CD that u like a lot and just keep on singing to every song and once you know the lyrics u should really try to focus on hitting every note and every word.




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Hey All.

My boyfriend is coming over in a few hours, and we have to stay outside. He will only be here for about an hour. He has a car, and he can drive, but we can't go anywhere. What are some things that we could do? (like games or w/e not nasty stuff)

Thanks in advance!

I'll rate and leave feedback, if that helps!

Oh, Its our 18month anniversery today, too.

-SLeK- (link)
i say that you two should take a walk together or something like that.




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ok so theres this guy and i really like him and he really likes me. but were not going out. its a long story. anyways he asked me if i have ever kissed anyone and i said no and he was like well maybe i can change that next time we go to the movies. i was like um..ok. but now i dont no wat to do. because we might go to the movies on sunday. and like i dont no if i really want to kiss him. part of me does and part of me doesn't. if i don't how do i tell him? please help me i will rate high! thanks in advance! (link)
just simply say "i really like you and i would kiss you but maybe later when i feel more comfortable doing it". And if he doesnt reply well to that then just try to talk to him and explain why u dont feel comfortable doing that.



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Me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost 2 years..we have been recently getting in arguments about stupid stuff really..but he said hes starting to think that i dont care about him.. i really do care about him alot..How do i prove to him that i havent lost my love for him? (link)
what i did with my boyfriend was when he started to feel like i didnt like him anymore i started acting really flirty and ditsy... and i am the farthest away from being a ditz but trust me it works!!




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ok heres the thing....
im getting adopted and my parents have alot of trust in me...........

well iwent to my friends house and then i was goin with her brother and i did somethings(for the first time)
an now i think i might be pregnant!!!!

i dont want them to find out if i am but of course im gonna get fatter (if i am)
and u kno they will notice.
please help me asap????
:( (link)
Okay, before you start to COMPLETELY freak out, because I'm sure you are. Ask yourself these questions.

-Did you use any protection?
-Did it happen within four days of your period?
-Did he ejaculate inside of you?

& if you find out you are, Try to find someone you know you trust, someone you'll be able to tell. Because you can't get through a pregnancy on your own.

GoodLuck


So Cheerleading.I love it but this year i didnt do it.It started today and i went and watched my cousion do it.I really started to miss doing it.So now i want to do it again.Im nervoes to tell my mom cause she will probly say i told so.I also dont want to do it because im so darn bussy.What should I do? (link)
Well, I used to cheerlead...I loved it. I had to quit because things were getting so hectic and it calls for such a hectic schedule, ecspeacially since your doing Pop warner, I assumeyou are because it started August 1, and latley I've been missing it like crazy.
But, I recently had an injury so I'm not able to to it. So i say, go for it. You never know whats going to happen.

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ok so ive been dating a guy for like 3 and a half months now and hes not too reliable always going off to race cars and leave me to hang out with his friends and so i met a guy and we have alot in common i dont want to persue a relationship with this guy just a friend ship but when i told my boyfriend he flipped and thinks other wise then i got an email from him saying"i think i am just gunna go somewhere....i dont know where, but i am going, somewhere where no one can talk to me, where i can spend some time alone. i dont know when i will be back, or if i will be back. if i am on tonight at he normal time i am on, i would consider yourself lucky" and it really made me mad i sent him an email saying how much i hated him for what hes done to me and playing with my heart like that and if hes not on by midnight were over please someone help i dont want to lose him but i feel like im stuck where i am right now plus high school is starting in a couple of weeks and i really want to get a fresh start sorry this is so long its just confusing and really complicated thanx in advance!! (link)
ok yea this kid is a retarded jerk who is trying to make you feel bad for having a friend that is a guy! my advice to you is to try to talk to your boyfriend and really see why its such a problem to have a friend thats a guy. and if he still flips then i would dump him and be friends with that one guy!


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Ok, I was just wondering what color eye liner you thought would go well with me. I have blue eyes most of the time (they change) And brown hair but not really dark. And also blonde high lights. Plz help (link)
my suggestion is to wear a brown or light gray eyeliner because either would go good with brown hair and blue eyes!

& as far as putting it on, start with little dots on your bottom lid, ( top lid isn't important), and buy and eyeliner with a smudger, so you can smooth out the dots, into a straight line, giving the eyeliner a nice smokey, clean look.



if u gave a guy head, and they didnt cum could you still get a STD or aids? (link)
Honey, you most likely won't get an STD from giving someone head. If you do, it would probably be crabs, or something disgusting, and you shouldnt be near him anyway.
I wouldn't worry about it.

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ok so i have brown hair down to the middle of my back. i always wear it down and thats all. this year i wanna change the style of it, professionaly. any suggestions? (link)
i had this one friend who had her hair like that in third grade and now she let her hair grow out even longer and its disgusting so dont do that!
umm... maybe if you got layers with some light highlights maybe. or choppy bangs and your hair cut to about shoulder length.




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whats the best way to find out if the guy you like is interested? guys - what kinds of things do you do when youre interested in a girl? (link)
Eye Contact
When your moving or talking, does he gaze at you? (Not a look, or stare..GAZE.)
do his friends repeatedly say "dude, stop flirting with her".. and he says ewww i dont like her! (trust me i know from experience)
and if hes one of those retarded little imature boys dont even bother talking to him!


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well lets see im in love his name is bo but the problem is he moved away we are always on again off again he claims tht he loves me too i juss really wanna kno if he does u kno im waiting fer him dunno why er fer wut but im tired of waiting i wanna be with him for the rest of my life till the day i die and no matter wut i wil always love him and he would always have a place in my heart... i wonder is all this waiting worth it? wut shoudl i do? (link)
Wow. As soon as I started reading this, i felt an instant connection. I also really like someone that moved away. It's been a year and my feelings havent changed. He keeps going back and forth from *I love you like a sister* and *LETS BANG* and honestly, I can't tell you for sure if its worth waiting, because I dont know, I'm still in the process. But I would hang in there, you never know what will come of it, but if you give up, you'll be stuck wondering.


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wherever i go, i call my boyfriend before i go and tell him or he makes me feel bad

whatever i do, i call my boyfriend and tell him before i do it or he makes me feel bad

when we fight, i am given all the blame

if i want to hang out with friends, i can, but he makes me feel bad

if he is stressed out, i am feeling bad because hes telling me what i try is not enough and i should always put him before me

hes needy, and he knows it!

if im happy spending time away from him and im w/ friends, he feels bad and makes me feel bad

but he says nothings ever his fault, he cant help it if he feels bad

i am the one who has to do EVERYTHING!, because he used to do things for me in the beginning of our relaitonship but now if i dont do it, he makes me feel bad.

im always made to feel bad. (link)
dump the fucking fag... my boyfriend all ways used to do that to me and i felt like shit!!! so do not let him walk all over you like that! just take it from me and do not let him push you around cuz' trust me once he see's that he can push you around it will get much worse and he will still do that to you!

~splappythewalrus~




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