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does anyone noe a song that "what do you like me on top u on the bottom..." it is an old song and i wanted to know what it is called. thanks! (link)
thats what i like to call an oldie but goodie.
i bet the music video for that is hotttttt.


ok i ave afriend.. we have been friends for a long time.......and i am starting to like him more as afriend and i think he does to but i am not sure.......... wat should i do... im not going to ask him out.. i want him to somehow ask me out.. like secretly bring our friendship higher... me and my other friend always flirt and it doesn't work so thats out of the question

thnkz

Rissa**** (link)
OOH LA LA

okay i don't understand your question but it sounds SPICAY


ok i am in love with a guy that is black... i honestly dont care about what color his skin is but my parents DO! they dont want me to go out wit a black guy... they can be really messed up like that and i have tryed talking to them about and they always said NO! and i always get mad about it... me and this guy are going out but my mom only knows we are friend but i still cant stand the fact she can be so racest..i love this guy i am wit he respects me and never would make me do soemthing i dont want to do..like yesterday we were at the mall and she say a black guy wit a whtie girl and she was like "omg look stephanie look how pretty that girl is with that black.. i can believe people can do that" i got really mad i thought to myself what if she say me like that... i need some advice on what to do i am 14/f and my bf is a 15/m.. someone please help me!! (link)
elope. its legal.. right?

"Skin colors are just as trivial as flossing your teeth."
-Brynne


I have a lot of freakles or however you spell it and i hate them! is there a good coverup for evening our your face and covering freakles? And please don't tell me to just love the way i am. thanks in advance! (link)
gah freakles are the worst... i recommend acrylic paints in your favorite skin tone.


i need help on how to get rid of spots they come and go i hate it whenit hapens my body im trying a deit but never stick to it far long ive lost a stone but no more and need some help to improve it my relshiptions well my body is much of the problem no guy will go out with me just talk but i what nore talk ive be out with guys only last 2weeks i dont no what to do plz help me plz (link)
herpes...?


does anyone know where i can get HTMl codes? i need some like makin the writing bold, italic, make the writing move up and down, stuff like that!! (link)
1-800-geeksquad.



Everyday, my neck hurts really bad. Sometimes it hurts worst one day, and feels better the next. I've got into this really bad habit of cracking my neck. My neck cracks so loud that my dad was a room away, and he could hear it. I've talked to my doctor but she told me to keep cracking it and stretching it. But I'm not sure if cracking helps or hurts me. Do you think I have arthritis? I'm only 13! Does anyone else have neck/shoulder problems? What can I do about this? (link)
gross....

umm well lets see DONT crack it anymore because THATS obviously not helping the situation, is it? try like a heating pad or gentle stretches on it, i have this same problem. also those foam pillow things work wonders. :)


I'm thinking about getting the top of my ear periced does anyone know how much it hurts? and if it is worth getting it done?

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i read once that if you're scared of getting your "top of your ears" (also fondly refered to as cartilage) pierced, take it for a trial run with a stapeler. If the pain is bearable or you don't die of blood loss, then i/d give it an A-Okay.


i moved here two years ago and i have always wanted to become friends with these two girls. They are just typical girls. before this summer during the school year we hung out a couple times but its always becasue of this one friends of mine thats friends with them. Sometimes it seems like they really could care less if i was friends with them or not. I dont wanna ask them to hang out becasue when i do they say they cant. I want them to ask me to go places with them. How do i do that? (link)
these girls sound like crap.
if its their popularity or clothes or something that makes you want to be friends with them.. ummm don't.
us geeks are pretty cool too, ya know. :)


Hello. I am 14 years old, and have secretly been cutting for 3 years. I have never told anybody before, but I am wondering if I should. Would it be in my best interest to get help?
I have a lot of trouble trusting people,though.
Any advice would be appreciated.
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YEAH! If you don't feel like you can trust your parents, talk to a teacher you like or a best friend or a pastor or someone. If you let people know your situation they'll get help... and it sounds like you need it.


how do i leave a childish love? im going into eigth grade and i still cant go a day without thinking of a boy from my elementry school who i havent seen in over two years. he was in my class every year and we were always little sweethearts but it was sort of that stupid ittle puppy love junk. i know hes moved on - probably forgot about me, and i wish i could do the same. what should i do? (link)
chocolate works wonders, hun.


ok i have this thing about going back wards i get so scared to. and i a trying out for cheering and i go to gymnastics 2 times a week and my gymnastics trainer tells me that i am good and that i can do my back handpring by my self but i am to scared to. and like it weird like i taught myself how to do one before and i did it wiked good and then i fell on my head and now i am so scare to do anything backwords. and my trainer tells me that it is harder to do an arial then it is to do a bachandspring and i think that it isn't because i am notafrade to do anything front wards can any one help me or tell me a good way to get over my fear? (link)
umm....

Step #1: Learn spelling.. Grammer isn't so bad either.

Step #2: Play the OPPOSITE DAY GAME! Say to yourself, "Self: It's opposite day. I'm flipping backwards, but I'm really going forwards. I CAN DO THISS!"

Hope i helped.


I have a friend who hangs out with me when we are in class and since we have a locker right next to eachother she hangs out with me. But when she is around certain "friends" she acts really mean to mean and ignores me. Sometimes I feel like i'm not her friend and sometimes i feel like we are best friends, What should I do?
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Chances are, this girl is a rotten tomato..... ? DON'T EAT HER OR WATER HER! LET HER DIEEEE!!! She's not ripe yet. She will eventually grow out of her insecurity, and befriend all the other tomatoes, possibly even the carrots.


i dont know whats wrong with me but when i day dream its always about this one guy. I fantasize about him all most every second of the day. The weird thing is i never talked to him before. he lives near my grandma and whenever i go over i see him there. I think hes hot shyt but my mom and cousins wont let me tlak to him. I egt so mad when i go there and he doesnt come near me. why do i think about him all the time when i never even talked to him? (link)
(clears throat) allow me to quote my dear friend Patsy Cline.

"crazy. crazy for being so lonely..."

does that explain it?


can somebody please help me with ideas how to ask a girl out. (link)
awwhhhh!! this is adorable.
well, me being a girl, i don't have any first hand experience, but i sure do know what girls like!

okay... if you're friends, hang out with her a lot or go places with friends.. get to know her.

then once you can tell she trusts you & stuff then ask her (not over the internet.. its gay) if she wants to go do something.. like watch a movie at your house or go somewhere or something. if she says yes.. then voila!

but remember... courtesy, gentlemanliness (yeahhhh), respect, & don't have your friends do it for you! good relationships with her parents are an added bonus. :)

awwh i love these kinds of questiosn! good luck! :)


ahhh ok, basically my boyfriend fingered me and afterwards i noticed he had a ringworm on his arm..jus above his elbow, quite bigg around 5-6cm ish. and im really worried i could get it..i didnt realise it was contagious till i go home and looked it up. i had a longg bath with dettol and my clothes i was wearin are in the wash. do you know anything i could do to prevent me actually getting it/to prevent it showing upp at all or anything i should take etc? plzzzzz help thnx xxx (link)
I thought only dogs had ringworms... what else has your boyfriend been up to? :-/


what are some fun things to do when you have a friend over? my house is so boring. also, i need to watch my little sister. thx (link)
Start an ADVICENATORS.com column! :-O


I'm eighteen years old and a high school graduate. I frequently help babysit my younger cousins (ages 2-12) for free or at a low price, and I am fairly used to the quirks, likes and dislikes, of behavior of my relatives.

A family friend has asked me to babysit their 7 (I think 7) year old son for about eight hours this Thursday (I write this on Sunday). I like the kid and he seems to hero-worship me, so I'm fairly certain I'm going to accept. However, he has a reputation for wild behavior, so I am going in guarded.

My problem is, while I've played with him and helped to babysit him before, I've never been the primary babysitter. While my mother will be home that day, I really want to be as self-sufficient as possible.

So, I was looking for some pointers for babysitting non-family. I'm thinking that I'll start him out on cartoons, since he'll be arriving at my house about seven, and break up the rest of the day with semi-healthy snacks every 2-3 hours, and blocks of toys, drawing, and video games. Movies if I get REALLY desperate.

If you could give me tips, crisis management techniques, and ideas for free or low-cost crafts and games, I would greatly appreciate it. Movie rental suggestions are also welcome, although my budget is very small, and my selection is limited to a single small store. (link)
CRISIS MANAGEMENT - Stun guns work well.

FREE OR LOW COST GAMES/CRAFTS - Origami.

P.S. - I've noticed the "Rated X" stores go over well with the kids. Cheap, good, clean entertainment & they're easily fooled when you tell them its only an X-Men movie.


omg i like him a lot! i just wanna ask him out! okay well lets start from the beginning-this kid moved to town and i hung out with him cuz he lived across the st from my best friend..and we talked and laughed and joked and flirted and i told him i liked him but he said he was confused cuz he liked a girl from where he used to live but then he told me he would possibly go out with me in the future? do i believe that or is that something hes saying so he doesnt have to put me down and be mean and i jsut wanna ask him out but i dont want him to just be like no! what do i say to him to let him know that i like him a lot and i care for him and i wanna be his girlfriend!! (link)
Allow me to consult the Magic 8 Ball....

It says "Desperation is never the answer."

HMMM....


ive hooked up with about 4 guys so far and when i did i always moved my tongue in a circle motion and never had a problem but now im hearing you never wanna go in a circle. is this true if so what motion should i go in? (link)
Okay, circles are for grandmas.
For an added flair and excitement, I recommend octogons. These drive the boys wild.




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