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I am a virgin and I am ready to have sex i think about it all the time but i'm afraid that it might hurt. My question it what does the first time haveing sex feel like? Is is digusting and painful or is it wild and crazy in good way? (link)
sex isn't that bad. no matter what everyone says, sex doenst hurt that bad the first time. especially if your doing it with some one you care about, and if it's what you both want.


1st of i'm 16 and i'm in 10th grade and a girl...and i have some pretty awesome best girl friends...well i make-out with a few of them...i don't mind it i actually have fun doing...but i wouldn't call my self bi...i read this thing online and it says that we experment to find out what we like...well i love makeing-out with both sexes! but i've never done more with a girl...i have and talked about eating girls out with my other best friend and we have talked about doing to each other...but i could never see my self with a girl...because i just love boys...but what i am getting at is it wrong to want to do this stuff with girls...it's mainly with my best friend...it's just a experment..is it wrong to experment with her? she has ate a girl out before..i mean i'm not scared to do it and i don't feel un-comfortable caouse she is my best frined...my point...does any of this seem wrong?

((i don't want the stupid rood people to answer this...or jerks who think it's "nasty"))

love: the girl who doesn't know!! (link)
yea for real, lick her pussy outtttt. ;o] ur a funny one. lesbo.


Last night I was over at some friends house and I was the only girl and there was three boys (I'm 19) and we were drinking and they must have got drunk becasue they grabbed me and flung me onto the bed and started having sex and I didn't want to! Now this morning I won't stop bleeding! PLEASE HELP...oh my god I don't want this to happen to me I'M A GOOD GIRL! (link)
thats hot 27 is a fucking retard omg.

your fine. it's probably ur period changing, after all you had sex.



I really want to buy a vibrator... but I don't know where to go. I am 16 years old, and do not want one shipped to me, I want to go to a store. I was wondering, do I have to go to a sex store or are there any other stores that sell them?

~Kristin (link)
come on over to my place. haha. ur a nastyyy azz hoe. find a man..;0]


I have to make a toy for a school project. It can be anything, and made from anything. Now I'm not too good with making something that involves electronics, so please nothing with wires. Does anybody have ANY good ideas that I could use? This project is due on monday! I also have to advertise it (but i can do that myself). It also has to be something original. OK I rate 5's for people who help in the least bit!
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make a dildo. ;0]


i like my boyfriend alot but every time we talk he never seems to wanna talk and he always gets frustrated with me.. so i try not to call him anymore but i really wanan talk to him and then he says that he can never see me.. what should i do?? (link)
hes an asshole. dump him.


My friend and I experimented with each other. Were both 13 and are both girls also. We kissed, french kissed, nibbled and felt on each other, but nothing "below the belt." I would just like to know does that mean were lovers if we don't have boyfriends? We never had sex before and we experimented, but not "below the belt." Does that mean were not virgins anymore? Help!! (link)
virgin-yes. straight-NO! your nasty. you little horny freak. go feel up on your friend, dear! i bet she wants you! haha LeSbOs!


I have alot of guy friends that are juniors and seniors and i have been asked to prom a few times....but see, im only a sophmore...Do you think its ok to go that young or should i wait and let it be more special? (link)
awe! maybe your gay. plus they'd probably gang rape you afterwards. don't bother. wait til it's more unique!


ok tomorro night my dad and i are going out for a steak dinner and maybe some shopping. My friend tutored me for free a few times, which was really nice of her. My mom suggested me taking her tomorro.. my dad said he didnt mind even though he did mention he'd rather it be just the two of us. What should i choose to do? (link)
go with just your dad. invite your friend some other time.


ur gay (link)
omg! thank you! your so sweet. i love you. wanna have my kids? that's what i thought, bitch! if i knew you i'd kick ur ass, HOE!


i wrote b4 about how my friend gets really frustrating and annoying, and every1 told me that i shoulldn't be friends with her, but its not that simple. one, anybody who just outright says ur so annoying she doesn't take seriously and just thinks they're joking, even after they tell her they aren't, and two, if i just go up to her and be like: i dont think we should be friends, we dont get along, etc etc, that would be really mean, and i have most of my classes @ skool with her, sitting right next to her, and i wouldnt be able to do it anyway.is there some other option? (link)
yes!!! beat the shit out of her, so she's so scared of you she will leave you alone. some lesbo did that to me, was always bothering me, so i just straight punched her in her face and she left me alone. worked for me can work for you. before you do though, get on steroids, and work out everyday, then show off your flashy guns and pound her in the ground. knock out all of her teeth too, so that way she can't talk.


ok my boyfriend i love him to death and he really loves me...but like i feel like i annoy him...so i dont like calling him....i talked to him about it before and he was like aw baby you dont annoy me i love it when you call me i love talking to you...i was like ok...but it seems like whenever i call him hes eating....ill be like are you busy?? and hes like no im just eating..and ill be like oh...want to call me back or something then? and hell say yea ill call you in a bout 20 minutes...and he doesnt call for like another 2 hours....i called him at 3 3o and its now 4 30!! i mean come on....thats kind of rude....what do i say? i dont want to be like...WHY DIDNT U CALL ME BACK IN EXACTLY 20MINS?! and like possesive....but hes kind of pissing me off!!!!!! (link)
he's trying to get fat so you don't like him because truth is, he can't stand you and he knows your obsessed so he thinks if he doesn't call you back in *EXACTLY* 20 minutes that you'll not want to talk when he does. too bad you do cause your a freak. it's called get a life and stop trying so hard, loser.


okay i have naturally brown hair and i dyed it platnium blonde, but the problem is my hair grows so quick its hard to keep up with my roots and my mom only lets me dye my hair every 6 weeks. what is good way to make my brown roots not show as bad like a product or hair style? and i dont wanna dye back to my natural hair color. thanx! i rate (link)
your a fake. haha i bet you think your cool and sexy cause your hairs blonde now. bet you strut your stuff like they do in hollywood! i bet. well here's my advice, stop being a hoe, get that penus out of your ass, and look on the bright side, you can look like a strummed out druggie who needs a dye job! ;] stay cute!


OK, I was in this sort of relationship, b ut I never went out with this guy, but anyway, my friend who I wasnt' friends with at the time ( I was mad at her) told my worst enemy about this problem. And I'm really mad cuz I don't want her to know. I mean my enemy won't tell anyone but, I am really mad! Should I confront my friend and ask if she told my enemy or what? Please help! (link)
NO! go up to your friend, slap her square in the face, call her every cuss word in the book, make a big scene, then laugh at her as you throw up on her! it'll embarass her. and you will be victorious.


tomorrow is my birthday but im not having a party cuz my parents r strict like that. family is coming over n stuff but see i havent talked to my best friend alice since the day before yesterday. i mean she knows its my b day tomorrow but idk if shes gonna come. should i invite her ne way? but i mean what would we do? its gonna be really gay ..please help. i rate even for effort. and i haven't even called her today, i dont know how to bring it up. ok thanks in advance! =) (link)
ok, jump off your bed, break you foot, and then go ask alice. say, listen here, i broke my foot and if you were a true friend you would be there or you would know, but you don't even call me. you just rip out my heart, throw it on the ground, and watch it bleed! so hey, won't you come to my house tomarrow for my birthday? and then smile at her. hehe. happy birthday in advance, sucker.


I am a 15/female and am redoing my bedroom (besides my furniture.) The furniture I currently have is like a beige color. My carpet is also beige and my walls are bare and white. My room is fairly large. Right now the design is like roses, but not cute ones, like old lady roses. I want to make the room more teenagerish, less my parents designing it when I was in second grade. Please, any ideas for my room or if you are a teenage girl, could you tell me what your room is like. All advice would be enjoyed! Thank you!! (link)
i bet you run around your 'large room for grannies' in your granny panties! you seem the type, hey queer, paint your room pink. that's what color my room is. toodles.


I wanna get my nose pierced, i haven't asked my mom yet, but when i was 14 she said i could get it done at 15 and im 16 now. so she'll def. say yes. we're not allowed piercings you can see, besides your ears.. but there are a few kids in my school that have their noses pierced, because their like dating the principals sons and stuff, i don't think that should be allowed, its like their getting special treatment or something, right?
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right! omg! you are so fucking right it's not even funny! i think i could pee my pants because you are soo righteous! wow. i can't believe you right! gee whiz. those pricks. i got it! you should go up to one of them, and rip the nose ring out, put it in your mouth, and spit it out at them! then you should take them ransom and threaten them with their lives. then they will really get special treatment... from the councler. oh and wtf would you want your nose peirced for anyway? are you a gothic fugly fag or something?


i have a huge zit in between my eyes....is there anything i can do or put on it to make it go away really quick?!?!...like in a day?!?!...thanks so much!!! (link)
ew! your gross. stop sucking dick hoebag.


How do you get over a hangover? (link)
dont drink jackass.


I don't have any guts when it comes to dumping a guy. Well.. OK I must admit this is my first time and we never went out on a date. I just don't want to be in a relationship right now. So, do you think it is ok to write a note to the guy I want to dump and say I don't want to be in a relationship? Or, does anyone know another way where I don't have to talk to him face-to-face. Or, do I have to talk to him like that! PLease help! (link)
okay yea! write a note, and make sure your standing in the 3rd grade classroom! then hand him a pencil and ask him to check yes or no as to whether its ok or not! geezus. grow up, get balls, mature! stop dating if you can't manage to break it up after u've had enough. wow. ur cool. tell me what the note says. i want to know.

yours truly!




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