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I recently acquired a thermonuclear missile through my contacts in the Russian black market, and intend to launch it next Tuesday when I get back from my morning classes and lectures (I always make time for fun after I've been working). I might even fire it before then if I get particularly bored by an essay or run out of cigarettes. Problem is I'm in two minds over what capital city to launch it at. The obvious choice would be Paris, of course...but then I do value originality, and Oslo is just asking for its very own mushroom cloud. Then there's Istanbul, Rome, and Toronto...all of which suck in their own very special and unique ways. And of course it would be simply hilarious to get either Hiroshima or Nagasaki again...I don't want to take this thing too seriosuly. But then I also believe in equality of distribution. Oh there are just so many factors to way up...what's a guy to do?

Hell, if I crank this thing up all the way I could give the moon a little something to think about. Or would that just be a waste of a perfectly good missile? I have to admit...I'm lost for a solution.

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wow this is a really late answer but i had to...

I think you should aim it at something really inconsequintial, like a little boat or a farm or something. Then you get all the explosive fun and none of the mean old mass murder. Also, imagine how confused everyone would be.


i just got a record deal. But they want me to do all these things I dont want to do. How do i tell them i want to do some things my way without getting fired?


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Make sure you have a good agent. He can lobby on your behalf and has more weight than you. Also, be sure to be understanding of the label's needs while firmly but politely asserting yours. Try giving them examples of what you want, like a homemade demo to show a song idea, so they can see where you are coming from. Dont forget to remind them that your fans will hate you if you sell out.

Also, can score some backstage passes? ;p


Okay my friends b-day is coming up and i want to give her a mix CD well I duno how to get the music. I know how to make the cd and everything. but is there any sites where i can get the music to put on the site?? thanks so much i rate high (link)
Illegally downloading the music would be the best way to go. If done in small quantities, the RIAA wont pay any attention (they only go after "hubs," people who download and upload thousands of songs). Also, it doesnt hurt the band like they say because bands rarely ever see a profit from their record sales.

There are several applications you can use, like kazaa lite (dont use real kazaa) or limewire. Google them.

On compensating bands, if their whole album is worth it then buy the album. Never download a whole album, or more than 5 songs from one. Thats just not cool.

If you really want to support a band, call your radio station to get them played on the air or go see their show.


OMG I soo totally Love hard rock!..my favorite band in the whole world is Dirturbed and I love every one of their songs and i know the words to all of them and i listen to them 24/7...but i am a christian i like other music too but hard rocks my favorite....is listening to it a sin?? and do they worship the devil??? thnx for any help (link)
I'm not going to say dont listen to Disturbed because they worship the devil or you will go to hell. Thats just propoganda from the religious right to get people to discount the opinions of the leftist youth.

No, I'd say you just shouldnt listen to Disturbed. Period.


Okay, so I'm 14 and I RALLY like this guy on my bus, he's 18 though. He told my friend that he thought I was hot, and I mean he is SAWWOOOONNN!!! I haven't talked to him much, but should I even bother? I mean, I doubt we'd go out, too much of an age difference but should I try to get to know him and stuff? HES SOOO HOT!!! (link)
Dont go out with him. He may be "sooo hot" but there is a huge age gap there which will cause many problems, such as having nothing to do or talk about. Also, its illegal and he can land in jail. Do you really want that to happen to him?

Anyway, he rides the bus. Who wants to date a guy without a car?


anyone know the usual cost for professional highlights?? (link)
your soul.


i want to lose a little weight, i am going on some sort of diet but i was thinking about throwing up like 1 time or even 2 times. Its nothing big, and i am going to eat, but IF i do this whats going to happen?? Because if you give me enough reasons why not to then i might change my mind

im a big athlete and i dont want to ruin that!
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The statement "I was thinking about throwing up..." just scares the crap out of me. What has our sociaty come to when people are willing to throw up in order to fit some stupid definition of the way you should look? Diets are one thing, but willfull anorexia is just plain wrong.

I think the clincher here is that you say you are a big athlete. Apperently you like where you are athleticly, and if you got there with the body you have why do you want to throw that away? If you have gained weight (besides from normal athletic induced growth, i.e. gained fat) while being an athlete obviously you just need to eat better foods. Just try to eat healthier, well rounded meals with plenty of vegitables and carbs. Consult a food piramid (they can be found on almost any cereal box), and for gods sake talk to a doctor before starting a diet, not some goons online!


My boyfriend is having his confirmation in May and he's asked me to pick his confirmation name for him. I'm not really a religious person so I'm really not sure what names would be appropriate to pick for him, or a name that would "flow" well with his name. Does anyone know of a site they could refer me to so I could look at names, or if anyone could suggest a name. My boyfriends full name is Timothy James Walsh, by the way. Thank you so much if you can help! (link)
Megatron.

Seriously, the name of a saint or other holy person he digs is a great choice because it is personal and says something about him but it is also religious. The choice should ultimatly be his, but the church would be cool with you helping.




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