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I am the coolest person that will ever give you some sort of advice, I'll be brutally honest. You are just a fucktard that has no life and has to post on this website. Who also wishes to some day to be as cool as me, and have the privilege of being one of my friends.

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Age: 16
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im failing math, not by much, i have a 69 and a c is a 70, i just took a test and think i did pretty good so it should be a c now but i have to get a report card signed with the f on it and in like a week were getting our official grade cards with my f on it.i cant show my parents it, ive always been a great student until this year, now im getting only 2 a's , one b i pulled up from a c, a high c, and now this f.and im just so upset with myself for it and now i have to tell my parents who are putting it on me to raise my grades and reminding me that this is my worst grades every and i just cant do it(tell them), i especially dont want my dad to know and its almost the end of the year so i hardly have time to bring it up and if i do bad again im screwed for sure, how do i tell them? how do i bring up my grade?(im not sure my teacher is giving extra credit work anymore) and how do i not fail by the end of the year?

how do i tell them?

ive never even had a c befor this year

how do i tell them?

sorry its so long

This is one of those senarios that photo copiers where made for...

First, take your original report card and make 2 copies of it...

Next, take one copy and cut out the grade you would like to have, then paste that grade in the appropriate slot...

MAKE SURE IT'S STRIAGHT AND LINED UP!

Now, make another copy of your new and improved report card!


Of coarse, it's always acceptable to just start studying, asking your parents for help, and just being honest with them, they should understand.

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Ok..so, I'm a Junior in high school and I really like one of my guyfriends, but he doesn't feel the same way that I do. I've liked him for a while and even told him, but he told me that he liked another girl...which pretty much tore me up inside...because for a while I was actually thinking he was at least half-way interested in me as well. The girl he likes just so happens to be one of the most annoying girls I know, and me and him are such good friends> I don't want him to get hurt. I'm just afraid that if I tell him he'll either 1. get mad and tell me to stay out of his buisness or 2. he might think I'm just overly jealous.
sorry for the long question...just help me out!

I'm assuming you don't want him to get hurt by this chick that you find to be annoying? In that case I would just tell him on a 'friend level' that you don't think that this chick will be good to him and you are 'just leting him know.' You're right to be afraid that he might get angry, but that's a risk you are going to have to take. On the other hand, if this chick really is bad as you think she is, he won't be liking her for very long. It's hard to tell you what to do b/c I don't have the full story... If it really bothers you this much, look me up on AIM and I'll see if we can't work out some sort of solution for you and this guy.


Hope I was some sort of help.

-Brad

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i know that pneumatics means mechanical properties of air and other gases, and how it works and stuff like that. i guess i dont understand it enough to know examples of it though. what would some examples be? thanks

Are you talking like about a paintball guns pneumatics, b/c I can explain that, and the diffrence in between mechanical pneumatics, and electro pneumatics... Let me know and I'll fill you in.


The guy/girl above me, Tippmans suck. Other than that, WGP has a very good example of how pneumatics can work, WDP and Smart Parts also have superb examples how the right about of air in a line, and the right timing will allow you to shoot upwards of 30 ball per second.

WGP primarily makes Autocockers, and they do just that, cock themselves after they have been fired w/ the assistance of pneumatics. The begining of the trigger pull fires the marker, the hammer under the bolt hits the valve and makes it open, the space infront of the hammer is then filled with compressed air, the hammer has a regulater at one end which feeds air to the cocking rod, forcing it back (your are now at the very end of the trigger pull.) As you let go of the trigger, the air being routed to he cocking rod is then routed to the other end of the cocking rod forcing it to be pulled forward. It's a little hard to understand w/ out me just showing you how my autococker works, like hands on stuff.

My Impulse which is made my Smart Parts is an electro pneumatic marker. So instead of having a 3-way pushing air where ever it needs to go during the operation of the trigger pull, you have an electronic sylinoid (sp) that electronically gauges where, and how much air should be distrubuted in front of, and behind the hammer to make the marker fire. If you want a really good example to show your teacher or something, use the Impulse, b/c the one I have currently has no springs what so ever to help in firing the marker, it's just all being moved around correctly.

http://www.armyoforr.com/
http://www.smartparts.com/

These websites will help better explain how these markers work.

Hope I helped, if you need me to expand upon anything, just e-mail me iRideBMXugp@netscape.net

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first of all, i apologize for the misspelling of 'skating', and the general idiotic appearance of the title. but it worked, didn't it? you came in here to correct me! :P

i am a 16 year-old rookie skater (female) who can't ollie yet.

i was at the skateboard-city.com forums, and this guy posts a rather mean post about how most of the girls that skate are posers, who skate to try to get with 'skater boys', or to get the whole 'skater punk rock' look.

whe someone calls you a poser, the first reaction is to deny it. so of course all of the female skaters on that site protested, but it made ME wonder...

am i a poser? i wish i could say no, but i honestly don't know. there are various reasons why i started to skate (about six mo. ago).

i can definitely say that i didn't start skateboarding because i thought the 'skater style' was hot or anything. i am a "girly-girl" however, i'm not so sure about the skater boy factor. what if i unconsciously DID start to skate because i wanted to meet skater boys? i know it's definitely true that i wanted to make some friends (regardless of gender) through skateboarding.

also the fact that skateboarding - just skateboarding around your town and on the streets itself looked "cool" was a part of the reason why i started. but is this necessarily bad? don't guys get inspired, after seeing a skating video, to do better because of how 'cool' it looks?

and, is it possible to start off as a poser (start skating to look cool or meet guys or whatever) but to change along the way?

sorry about the length. however, i'd really appreciate it if someone (hopefully a skater themselves) replied. thanks in advance. i rate.

I'd just start to ride BMX if I where you.

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Is there a site where you can go and type in a word or a phrase and then it makes it like in a cool like neon font? like better than word art!

or how to make your own icon things?

thanks!

every font you will ever need

www.dafont.com

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About two or three months ago i went to a youth councelor to figure out why i had no friends, was lonely,depressed,angry and sometimes suicidal. They told me that it is because i worry too much about what people think about me and it causes me to have like an anxiety and stuff which made me lack the normal skills a person has for like comunicating with others which causes this friendless life. I was given three choices ither go on medication which i would never do, go to an organised activity with social workers and they would work with you and show you how to communicate and what not, and the other one was somewhat the same thing. Nither of the choices i had fit me well, so i decided to improve on it myself by not worrying about what people thought about me and talk to people and try to make plans to do something, and no matter how hard i try or what i do to try and improve nothing is working. All i want is to enjoy life in high school and have fun, i hate always thinking how my days sucked, my birthday is in 2 days and i wont get one happy bday at school, or have someone make me a card or anything like friends do at school so like i dont know just too much is running through my head and im getting ideas again and i just want to know how i can improve more or what to do....


Yours Truly:
Friendless

maybe you just suck at life?

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A couple nights ago I got the worst feeling.. like something was TERRIBLY wrong but everyone and everything ended up being okay. So I don't know why I got that feeling. But lately, i started noticing bruises and discolorations on my body. Most of them don't hurt. Then today i started getting sick.. like i could barely breathe, i was dizzy, my head was pounding, and i blacked out a few times. I don't know what's wrong. Someone please help me.. and please be serious.. this isn't funny at all. I'm really scared.

I'd say just he opposite, never trust a doctor, they can fuck up your entire wrestling season, b/c they are some damb prick that won't let you wrestle when your sternoclavical tendon is strained... but in your case, just do nothing, drink water or something, go running, hell you could just be love sick or something

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In school there are about 10 boys that pick on me they call me names and I hate it , Once I tried to kill myself but they laughed more Please help me!

Wales Bullied

Suicide = selfish
you = idiot

Just fucking suck it up... Start to wrestle, like collegiant wrestling, good way to take out your anger, make you stonger, and kick peoples asses.

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ok...
i like this guy..and he likes this grl...he acts like he likes me..hes my friend though..((hard to explain))
but the girl doesnt like him
((i dont think))
i dont wanna ask him out cause hes my friend
and im a little jelouse but i dont kno wut to do...and my friends are all being ass holes...and this year((skool year)) f**king sucks!!
a$$
and i have cut before but i hate doing it..call me emo..i dont give a flying FU..CK

cutting? this seems to come up alot on this website... Just suck it... A chick and I are kind of in the same situation, so I can't really have a yes/no opinion on it. I'll just say, everything is easier when you are honest with each other... You're name isn't Marissa is it?

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hi!! omg..in the middle of the night of when im in bed and i stretch..i get a cramp on the bottom of my left or right leg and it hurts like hell. i swear to God it hurts so bad i want to yell but it hurts to bad to yell and i just hold it and its like rock hard i dont know what to do and the pain is just soo unbearable im like OWWWW oh godd....soemoen please help me i dont wanna get another one!! and they happen outta nowhere! someone please please help me!

Remeber kids, always take your daily viatamins!

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ok well theres this guy in my history class and lately we have been closer. "Josh" has even told me that he liked me, but everytime i flirt with him ppl ask "are u 2 going out?" and hes always like, "NO!!!!" i dont get whay he would tell me that he liked me and know that i like him but not do a single thing about it. Does anyone have any advice on how i can approach the situation?
Anything is great!

No, he fucking hates you, he just likes the attention, you should just consider yourself a failure to society.

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alright my ex asked me to prom, and hes a big dancer type and i dont really dance that way with guys other than slow dance.. i wanna go with him ALOT but im scared that hes gonna think im a loser if i dont dance like that with him..wut do i do?? please help me cuz i havent given him an answer yes or no yet..

If he's a real friend to you, he won't do anything to drasitic to embarass you, just go with him, won't hurt anything.

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There's a guy-let's call him Rick. Rick and my brother, Tim, are friends and after Rick found out that i was Tim's little sister (he's a senior and i'm a soph.- "rick" is a junior) he started like yelling hi to me and all that jazz. Today, my brother's other friend asked if i knew Rick and I said yeah, and he said that we should hang out sometime. So here's my question. I'm not sure if this is like a joke or something- like saying hi to your friend's little sister. So my question is, does he like me or is he just messing around?

well, theres only one way to find out, just go and have a fun time, if they all consider you one enourmous joke, then that's your fault b/c you suck at life.

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ok im 13 female and i cut myself but not as much as i ust to i mean i havent in a week or 2 but my best friend betray me and my ex. bf still likes me and i dont no wat to do cuz his best friend makes me feel bad and i just tell myself not to cut becuz i dont want to but sometimes i have to like its the only thing i can count on to help me but i realli dont want to tell anyone so i dont no wat do can you help me?

You are just a selfish person that has to inflict pain upon yourself b/c you are to timid to stand up and just take it. Just suck it up, no one really cares about you, you just have to except that fact and say 'Fuck it, don't mean nothing' and get on with your life. Deep down inside you're just mad at yourself for being a failure, you have no life and no friends, suck it up, get off your ass and start doing something better with your time than just feeling sorry for yourself.

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