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Q: ok so i like zombie killing games n i got a few resident evil games on my ps2 but does anyone know really good ones which are either online or i could buy for my ps2.
thanks

LEFT 4 DEAD (1 and 2) they are for the xbox and PC (and can be played online) and they are AWESOME!

Q: I think that I am over-analytical, and I dont let anything go. And I always look for a deeper answer, because to me, no one does something "just because". If someone asks me a question, my first thoughts are "why would they want to know that, what are they trying to get at?" I cant just simply leave it at maybe they are curious, or just have a general interest in what ever the topic is. Same principal for actions, like if someone does something for me. While I dont say anything out loud, I dwell on many things that possibly have no deeper side.

Am I paranoid or something?

you need to be a scientist lol. it's probably something your parents or someone around you did while you were growing up. you pick up traits really easy when you're little. i'm the same way with the "just because" thing.

Q: so ill start from the beginning. i was at lunch upstairs with mii friends, because itsz pretty boring in the lunchroom. so i wrote on the board, just something random and true but still random and not pointed at any particular person. so then im dont and admiring mii graffiti. veronica comes up to me and asks me whos password i new...i told her the truth...i was dumb to. i told her i knew her password, thinking she trusts me enough not to hack into it and all, and i dont. so then shes like ok wat is it. i tell her and shes just pushing me into the wall but i didnt fight bak because it wouldnt do any good. she tried to make me tell her who told me, but the person who told me her password(dont mistake her, shes mii best friend, the bestest friend i ever had, which is a true friend)told me not to tell and i wouldnt have told anyways if she didnt tell me not to cuz i would get her into trouble. itsz mii fault that i told her the truth, and i dont want nobody else taking up all of it 4 me. so yea...i dont know what to do. please help! also tell me your opinion on what you think, do i deserve this? i know i didnt do the right thing, but i wouldnt lie. please tell me what to do! i rate high if u gimme good advice! well, the lowest would be a 3.

you never should have written someones password on a blackboard. that's stupid. honestly you're just going to have to take what's coming to you. and don't be surprised if you lose your other friend due to this as well.

Q: I asked this already but It happened again. for the fouth time Ive bled when my boyfriend fingered me. seriously can I pop my cherry four times. it soaks through my underpants onto my jeans too. it just bleeds right after. its really annoying and I dont think he is just breaking my hymen again and again. he did it one time but not for very long and not as intense and it didnt bleed. I just wanna know if it will stop or if its abnormal

maybe his fingers are just too long or too big. anytime i use to use a toy it'd bleed. it's honestly nothing to worry about, just wear stuff you can get the blood out of easy if you're going to mess around. and if you get a chance talk to your doctor.

Q: I'm fourteen years old, and I'm a girl.

I've been dying my hair since I was nine.
I used Sun In, and my hair was like dark blonde w/ some red highlights, they were natural.
I did that for about two summers.

When I was thirteen, I finally died my hair brown.
And now it always lightens back up, because it's a semipermanent dye.

I want to get my hair stripped, but with that hurt my hair in anyway? and how much does it cost?

dying your hair at all actually kills it a little every time. you'd honestly be better off stripping it and leaving it your natural color if you don't wanna hurt it. when you're at the hair stylist, ask them what shampoos and conditioners you can buy to make your hair healthy again. and actually, ask your doctor too.

Q: so yesterday i had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he was a virgin i wasnt.. but we went threw 3 condoms and everyone of them broke but as soon as they broke he put a new one on though but still why did they all brake we used one trojan and 2 durex.. ? and he also didnt cum it was so weird.. he kept almost going soft? what was wrong?

the condoms breaking - more than likley, they were too small, or you put them on the wrong way. and the twisted pleasure ones always break for me. so if you used that it might be why.

the not getting off thing - probably the stopping and starting, once someone gets close to getting off, then just stops, its usually hard to get back to that point

the pretty much going soft thing - that's probably because of the starting and stopping thing too. for the same reasons actually. when it happens, try playing with him a little big.

and the best condoms i've found so far are MAGNUMS. i think trojan makes them. they have large size. and maybe you guys need lube, friction can make them break too.

Q: what about your vagina or inside of your vagina changes after you've had sex?

my bf also was fingering me the other day and felt like a little ball? then he said it went away. what is that? he said he felt it at first one of the first times he fingered me..idk

it was probably your cervics dear. if it's too low sex will hurt, well regardless it will probably hurt your first time, but it's nothing to worry about, it's just a general part of your body.

Q: the only time i orgasm is when i masturbate with a shower head. is there any other way i can achieve an orgasm without sex? and what are some things you use to masturbate that i can find around the house?

cucumber, electric toothbrush, cigar case, pretty much anything that is generally in the penis shape, but make sure you put a condom on ANYTHING you use. it's a lot safer that way so you don't get an infection. and usually when i mess with my clit (do you know what that is?) it works. i've never gotten off from a shower head, not quit sure how that would work cuz i can't put mine inside me lol. but just make sure you put a condom on anything you use.

Q: I recently got a job. I was very greatful for being hired, but I realized that it was too much with my Anorexia. I couldn't go to school all day & then go to work all night. Unfortunately, I really feel that I should quit. The thing is, people don't understand how hard it is for me. I'm approximately 118 lbs [I did gain weight] & the work is too much for my body & I don't want it to affect my immune system. My parents are upset that I want to quit because I do need a job, but I don't want it to affect my health. On top of that, I would be working with food & I'm very uncomfortable with that for now. The first few days I came back from work, I weighed myself & actually lost 2 lbs. I can't have that happen right now. Does anyone have any advice?? ideas/opinions?? Should I just not care what people think?? Try finding something else?? Thanks!!

...EAT! lol. working is better than being anorexic...a lot better... maybe you should work on getting RID of your anorexia and eat a lot of fattening foods while you're at work when you're on break or something. i'm 108 lbs. and i'm working at walmart.

Q: I’m 15/f and I’ve never had a boyfriend

My friend knows this guy at her school..who’s cute and tall and stuff…she says he’s my type…she talks to him at school…so it’s not like it’s a random guy

1.) She wants to get him with me but she doesn’t know what to say or how to bring me up..how can she do this??

2.) And if I do do this I would almost never get to see him…should I do this??..and i really want a boyfriend

go on a blind date... and if it clicks, give him your number, NO KISSING on the first date... then after you guys talk a bit, if you wanna get together, talk to him about how you'd get to see each other, if it works out. then get with him. but remember, guys are jerks, and MOST just want sex.

Q: What part of the Bible tells you that you shouldn't cus? I mean I've been looking for it but i can't find it. Can someone give me the exact line/lines in which it says. Then maybe explain it to me so I will understand better? Thanks...

the only one i know if is in the 10 Commandments and it says not to use the Lord's name in vain.

like saying G-D and stuff like that. I'm sorry I don't know where the 10 commandments are but i'm not sure that the bible even says anymore than that on it.

Q: I'm not gonna be your average 14 year old girl and ask why my life sucks. I know why. It's my fault I pushed people away and made them mad. I talked shit. That's why he doesn't like me that's why everyone hates. I'm a loser and I know it. I was just gonna ask should I end it all so I won't have to deal? I really need help. I'm not trying anymore. I can't even get an ugly guy to talk to me because I"m ugly and stupid and I basically don't fit in with just about anyone.

No don't end it all that's the bad way to get around things. I know how much most people hate them, but you could try a counceler. And just tell them what's going on...tell them NOT to talk until you're done (as far as i know they'll listen to that) and just let everything out. if you can't find someone close to you to talk to, talk to someone who doesn't know anyone that you know. so even if they wanted to tell your secrets, they couldn't. and i doubt you're ugly and stupid you probably just have low self-esteem so you see yourself that way. Trust me, I had the exact same problem. Try not to talk shit, try not to push people away so much. I know it's hard, it's gonna be hell in a handbasket, but can it be much worse than now? don't end it all though because all you'd end up doing, is hurting people more, and giving the jerks a reason to say "look, she took the sissy way out of it" (don't wanna get in trouble with A.N for cussing)

well, I hope I helped, and if you wanna talk, i'm here for you, I know what you're going through, I've been there. Just leave me a messege.

Q: whats the easiest way to make a slide show video with music...so a slide show of pics and music to go with it??

please help

thanx :)

try rockyou.com or ringo.com

Q: Okay i am a 16/m And me and my girlfriend have been having sex for quit a while now we have been together for a little over a year. But a few months ago she got pregnant but she had a miscarriage and at that time we was wanting her to be but then we got worried because her parents are kinda mean and would probably start a lot of trouble and her dad has a bad temper. But my question is. We have used a condom but we neather one like them. So we dont use them anymore. I pull it out before i actually "Cum" but is it possible for her to get pregnant from just pre cum?.. Please answer ASAP.

birth control, the shot, pulling out, condoms, all of that is NOT promised to work. birth control is very iffy on when it works or not, and precum can get a girl pregnant just as easy. oh and that whole can't get pregnant on your period thing? ...a lie. so be VERY careful, and make sure that if she gets pregnant again, you're prepared to handle her parents. if you have to, practice from now till it happens on how you're gonna tell them. 16 is WAY to young to have a kid in my opinion, i'm 17 and i'm too young as well. just be careful ok?

Q: Tips?
Uh..
How do you give a good one?

Yup..

Cool.

swirl your tounge around it. the faster you suck the better, move your head up and down. or in and out depending on the position you're in. just pretend it's a popsicle i guess. but make sure you don't bite...that would HURT lol.

Q:

cross out text in yoour aim profile, in aim 6.1

< s > and at the end put < / s > without the spaces of course! hope I helped! ^.^ ^>^ ^,^

Q: 15/f. A couple months ago, this guy and I went to the movies and we had a nice time. He didn't talk to me much afterwards, cause he's kind of shy. So, I left him alone and decided to let him come to me when he wanted to. So, about a month ago, he asked me to the movies again. I was at the beach, so I said that we definately could when I got back. I got back a few days later, so surely he couldn't have forgotten? But he hasn't talked to me at all since he asked me. I poked him on facebook but he didnt respond at all. Maybe he had second thoughts? Maybe it was a joke? I don't want to message him or IM him in case he thinks I'm annoying...I'm really starting to really like him and this silent treatment is getting frustrating.

did you tell him that you're back?

Q: you know those really thick, doughy sugar cookies you can get at walmart and other grocery stores? They come in a lot of cookie boquets with loads of icing? they look similar to these:

http://skiptomylou.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/missys-sugar-cookies.jpg

anyone know a recipe for them? they're pretty much my favorite things EVER.

google the recipe for soft sugar cookies... get cookie cutters and green icing..and voila!

Q: does anyone know where i can get like a black duvet cover or a comfrter with pink skulls?
or something like that?

hottopic.com

Q: So you know how when you kiss a family member on the cheek and you make the kissy noise, and you pucker up, and you suck in a bit? well do you do that when u kiss someone for thefirst time?

lol no dear. that would be embaressing. when you kiss, you part your lips just a LITTLE bit... and you lean in slow, heads tilted (if his/hers is tilted to the left, tilt yours to the right) press your lips against theirs slowly and softly, then lean back out and look them in the eyes and smile.

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I like to help people and God knows I need help all the time lol so I found this site and I love it!

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