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Im having trouble with a girl. I am so in love with this gurl and i fucked things up with her becuase she thought i was lying to her...but i wasn't and so i pissed her off and she hates my ass and doesn't want to be friends. I'd give anything just to be friends with her. I would never want to end a friendship.WHAT SHOULD I DO (link)
Tell her how you really feel, apologize for everything. Hopefully she'll come to her senses and realize your a great guy, and she'll take you back? good lucks


hey liza whats umm i need help with something i like two girls abd they both like me the one girl wanted to dump her B/F for me i all ready go out with the one girl if she finds otu that i liek this outher girl will she be mad at me (link)
I'd say go out with the one you like more. Or the hotter one.


do i ahve a realy big cock or what (link)
oh, I bet you do sir.


No, I'm serious. Will you? (link)
yeah i'm serious too. But I should know who you are first, correct?


I need to get laid. Will you have sex with me? (link)
oh yes.


me and my boyfriend have been going out for 8 months We havent frenched. Is that pathectic? Actually know one needs to tell me so cuz i know. But how the heck do i get him to kiss me he always talks about doing it like well actually it hasnt been mentioned sense this past summer. (link)
I wouldn't say it's pathetic, just maybe he's just scared. Either you could talk to him about it, or kiss him first. Making the first move isn't always bad, sometimes that's all the guy need's is a little boost. You know? I saw this wedding, where the bride said she wasn't ever going to kiss a guy until they got married. The groom and her were together for like 4 years, and never kissed. So it's not a bad thing. Just tell him you want to take things to another level. good lucks.

xoxo//elizabeth


Does anyone know any downloading things that you can download music on, I've downloaded everything and I always get mp3's and i hate em. I want something that doesn't download mp3's. (link)
I use limewire, but i've been told WinMX is good too.


my hole life ive been really shy!!!! i never talk to anyone....i only have lyk a cuple friends...every time i hang out with one of my friends she always brings her other friends they all do the funnest stuff but i dont bc i dont no how to be loud nd act funny around other people without lookin lyk an ass...wut should i do to fit in with other people??? (link)
Just have fun, I use to be really shy.. but now i'm probably the most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Find your funny side, make fun of stupid things, do crazy things, and most of all BE YOURSELF, AND HAVE FUN!!! keywords right there. just open up, get into more things with people and get them to know the real you. and whats wrong with bein an ass??? i think thats the funniest ever. anything else, my screen name's howevin2... or just ask here, i'd love to help you!!

xoxo//elizabeth


srry if this is long but
there is this kid in my school and he is shorter me and not very good lookin but i still lik him alot and no one understands and ppl always make fun of me for likin him and i already went out wif him lik 3 times b4 and he dumped me all the times but i still rely lik him and alot of ppl make fun of me for it and i hate how no one understands mee

how can i get them 2 stopp?? (link)
I know how you feel, same thing with me... Just tell them you like him, get over it.... your the one who has to like him not them so why do they care?! as long as you like him then thats really all that matters.


srry if this to long but i rely need help

my two best freinds used to be best freinds till they got into a really big fite are not freinds anymore so lik when ever i hang out wif 1 of them my other friend will get mad at me n stuff lik that and i no for a fact they will never become friends again cuz the fite they got into was a huge fite

how can i hang out wif 1 freind w/o the other 1 gettin madd?? (link)
Just tell them, be like okay I didn't get into the fight so it really isn't your job to be one or the others friend. Tell them the both of you guys are my best friends and i want to hang out with both of you and not get the other one mad. They should understand if they don't, they're really not good friends. good luck, hope it works out :)



yeah well i like this guy but he nos that i like him but he thinks i dont like him . how do i make him at least think i like him ? (link)
Do outstanding things to show your feelings for him. Things everyone will notice, but him the most.


What would you do if you liked a guy and you asked him out? He said that he would tell me Monday because I had to go. I don't know if he likes me, but all the others guys do not like me and think I'm a weird psychotic,crazy,mental person. PLEEZ HELP ME! Thanks! (link)
Everyone thinks i'm weird crazy mental, all that good stuff. But everyone in the whole world is the best, i'm that way because I always know how to cheer someone up, make them laugh and turn ANY bad sitution into the greatesttt ever. Doesn't mean he's going to say no just because people think your a bit odd, just wait it out untill Monday and you'll get your answer. If it's not the one you were looking for, just dirt it off and act as if everything in the world is perfect. And talk to him through out the weekend, open up a lot. here's a little hinttter, if he does happen to say no like I have been telling everybody; DO OUT OF THE UNIVERSE THINGS TO GET HIM TO NOTICE YOU, CRAZYYY THINGS, PRETTY, ROMANTIC, EVERYTHINGGG TO GET HIM TO SAY "heywhat the hell was i thinking, saying no to someone like her!?" ......good lucks, :-)


Ok, well my good friend has a boyfriend, I've known her since I was 6 and her and her bf go on the bus. And it turns out that now I have feelings for this boy and it doesn't go away, and I'm starting to get jelous when he kisses her and things. Am I a bad friend, what should I do? (link)
no, your not a bad friend. You and your best friend just have the same feelings for the same guy, happens all the time. It's life, me and my best friend like the same guys all the time. It's fun scoopin for guys together, but as long as I know she would never hurt me because she is my bestest friend it's all good in the neighboor.


heyy! im 13 yr. old girl.. ok so i had this friend and she was my best friend since kindergarden.. we were friends from kindergarden to 5th grade .. then came middle school .. she became somewhat popular somehow .. but she was trying wayy to hard .. anways im in 8th grade now and its only the begining of the 2nd marking period .. she has been mean and stuck up and a bitch to me .. i get upset sometimes (i dont cry but her being me to me hurts bcuz we were friends for so long) and like should i be upset or am i jealous? plz helpp ! (link)
kick her ass, sometimes people need a good beatin for them to treat you right. use to be my problem i took too much shit from people, then i started stickin up for myself and only once in a blue moon i'll get someone up in my face. but just do it and say she's a stuck up bitch and needs to get over herself and you kickin her ass will help. good luck :-)


so i have this thing called a penis, and im not quite sure wut im supposed to do with it....maybe u could help? (link)
well usually you would stick what you have up a female vagina area then babies pop out :-)


u helped me last so i came back now i need a realy good bj do u no a good ppl who can give good bj i mean a realy good 1 u no what i mean and maby a lil sex after (link)
yeah... you could always call me ;)

THIS IS MY LIKE BEST FRIEND MATT, AND IT WAS A JOKE, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING CHILDESH ABOUT IT!!!!


how do i get to have a good and eazy fuck b/c i need 1 realy bad i have not had 1 in almost a year (link)
I'd say get some prostitute a couple bucks, cheap motel and bang her. And we all know this is Matt because only him as himself would ask such a nasty and retarded question! :-) lol luv yah kid.


what do i do if my mom finds out ive been smoking marijuana?
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say, yea i was. Let her give you this big speech then do whatever you want. And hide it in better place next time sport.



I have a boy friend but i like other guys but my buy friend loves me to death but last time i broke up with him i missed him soo much even when i hung out with him .. do u no what i should do ?


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if you love him than stay with him, it's hard to find someone you love and for them to love you back. you wouldn't wanna throw it away like that, peer stupidity.


there is a guy that i have known for almost 6 years. I love him to death. Litterally. I cant stand it when I'm not around him. But the thing is. He thinks I cheated on him the last time we went out by sitting on my ex bfs lap. and he thinks that I kissed him because thats what he was told by my evil brother and parents. He doesn't trust me now and I can't get his trust back. I seriously can't stand it anymore. I'm like, about ready to cry just writing this. I love everything about him, the way he laughs, the way he smiles, his sense of humor...just..everything. And I want him back so bad. I can't stand waiting anymore. I have been waiting for a couple of months, waiting and trying my best to get his trust back. It isnt working and I cant stand it! I went out with this other guy to get over him and it didn't work. I can't just forget him because its hard with how long i've known him. and his sister is my best friend. He has me wrapped around his finger. I will do anything and everything he asks for. (not sex tho but he doesnt want that anyway) He doesn't tell me to do stuff and he doesnt know how wrapped up he has me. I'm in love with him but it doesnt matter to him. or anyone else. I'm the only one who cares how bad I have it for him. I have everything he has ever given me, all the notes, all the presents, the pictures, the memories. Its been a couple of months and I still remember what his kiss feels like, I remember how he used to rub my side when he held me. just, everything. how can i get him to trust me again and get him back............fast. or at least kinda fast. (link)
Tell him to give you another shot, everyone makes mistakes in life... but people have to help them by learning their mistake. You love him, obviously it's there. He's upset. and it's going to take a while for that pain of someone you love cheating on you, or thinking they did. Do things out of the blue for him, something nobody would ever think of. Do fantastic but odd things to stand out and make you more out THERE and noticeable, and show him that you would do anything for him. If you need anything else, feel free to ask me. Your question was amazing and i would love to help you.




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