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Since Vanyn is totally illiterate, I, Chloe, am writing her about me. She's not really illiterate. She's actually very smart. She's also really competitive, so don't get her started. If you do, you're fucked. Anyway- She wanted me to write this, because she loves me and what not. I love her too. Vanyn is probably one of the most amazing and random, if not the most amazing and most random, person you'll probably ever meet. Last time I checked, she has a works at the zoo... She is one of the last people on Earth that has some common sense, and for that, I admire her. Did I forget to mention that we throw watermelons at cars? I can go to this girl with anything, without feeling like I'm about to be crucified. I tend to bring out the best of the worst in her, and that's why her mama hates me. Her mom even lectured me bout how she didn't hate me... BUT I DON'T THINK YOU MOM HATES ME ANYMORE, VANYN.. DON'T PUT ON THE PHONE WITH HER AGAIN PLEASE.. Ahem.. Vanyn's down with the wicked clown for life. lmao



advice

13/f
me and my boyfriend have been together over 2 years (yeah i know, that's a long time!!). we're really close and spend a lot of time together. well anyway, some of his friends have recently broken up with their girlfriends because they want to "focus on football." they say they don't want a girlfriend because girls cause too much distraction. so now i'm really worried that this is going to influence my boyfriend, and that he might get the same idea. i love him to death and i dont know what i'd do without him. i don't feel like i distract him from anything... i support him in football and help him with homework, etc... but is there anything i can do to make sure he doesnt feel that way?

Talk to him.
Tell him what's on your mind. you guys have been together for a long time, and it seems that it would be a waste just to throw it all away just for football, so if you love him and he loves you, he won't ditch you.

Vanyn

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Well i use to date an older guy, not like creepy old, but you know. And we dated for a long time and we had sex. and he had a big you know what, and after we broke up i started dateing a kid my age, and well he has a small you know what. and we tryed to have sex before but i didnt feel anything. these are the only two people i'v had sex with before so its not cause im loose. But now i feel awkward touching him down there or if we had sex because hes small. and i cant be the only one to get pleasured. so what do i do to fix this?
anything is apreciated.
thanxx.

There is really no way to fix this.
Its like sex on extacy.
You try regular sex after that, and you cant get off at all.
I've had this problem before.
Had a bigger guy, and then dated a smaller guy and didn't get pleasure.
it's not fun, but if you really like this guy, sex shouldn't be an issue.
if sex really IS an issue, start dating older guys again..

vanyn

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Hi, I'm a 16-year old female and I'm not sure if this is the right category but I need help. When my period comes on and I wear pads they tend to irritate me. Sometimes when I walk it feels really funny. Is there something wrong with the ALWAYS pad, or do I need to go to the doctor? Please help

I think you might need to try tampons.
They usually are the only fix for that type of thing.
And to me, easier to manage.
But if the problem persist, and you dont want to switch to tampons, consult your local physician.

Vanyn

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Ok so today some guy asked me to put this weird code in my personal msg, he said he wanted to see if it looked the same. So being the nice person I am I put it in not knowing it would DISCONNECT ME.

So now everytime I try to log in, it disconnects me because that code being there.

How can I get the code out? I was thinking of trying another computer, because now personal messages do go onto other computers but depending on the computer it usually takes like 2 minutes. So if I could quickly get the code out of there that would be fine, except it takes 2 minutes so when I try it on my main computer you have to be logged on before it changes.

Anyway to fix it? If not, when I'm on another computer I'll save my contact list and import it onto a new email address I make.

At this point, trying all of that isn't really any option.
This has happened to me.
You have to make a new account, and go through your computer, find EVERY file you have associated with MSN messanger.
Delete it.
And re install.


Vanyn

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16/f
last night me and my boyfriend we're messing around..
then we starting to have sex.. after i was putting my panties on and i noticed blood, not a lot, but some..
so I had a pad on over night and there was nothing on it, at all(i dont like tampons)
and if it is my period its about 5 days early..
any advice on whats going on?

Popped cherry my love.




You weren't wearing a condom?
well in a few weeks or next time you're supposed to have your period, if it skips get a pregnancy test.
Even if it doesnt skip
still get a pregnancy test

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lol, let me just tell you right off the bat that soul meets body is my favorite song.

what are some like upbeat songs that have the leads voice like soul meets body? i have some other DCFC songs, but soul meets body is my favorite out of them.

Postal service has the same lead singer.
The flamming lips
Minus the Bear
The Scene Asthetic
Sufjan Stevens
Tegan and Sara
Teh velvet underground

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umm ok
see i had a dream about me owning a coffee shop.
and i invented this thing wherei froze fire and made it into icecubes for the coffee so it will be ice coffee but when the ice thaws and melts out, its fire. and it heats the coffe so the person can drink a ice coffe and then in 5-10 min it will be hot coffee.

its not possible to freeze fire is it? and why?

Haha im pretty sure its not possible. Because the ice would immediately melt, but you can do ICE carvings to make it look liek fire

Vanyn

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I was wondering what type of food they have at carnivals. I'm on a diet & thats where were going to eat dinner. Definitely no salads though. I am getting sick of them. What are some choices?? Thanks!!

Lol going to a carnival isnt really the healtiest place to eat. so you might have to settle for one night of things that arent soo helthy.
Turkey legs, thought not as healty as somethings, is protein, also if they offer anything like vegetables, or fruits.
eat those

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Where can I download a free program to make a sign like this?:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=188274786

blibs.com works
but also you'd have to pay money for a REAL photoshop program

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okay so my name is kristin and i have not made out or kissed anyone yet and i am planing to go to the movies with this guy and he wants to make out and i want to too. i told him that i have made out b4 too. how do you make out? and also is it okay to make out with my retainer in because if i take it out i have a missing tooth HELP!!!

you can keep the retainer in.
Basically use lots of tongue.
Really its just all instincts.
and study what the guy does.
Usually if you do what they do, they will think you're freaking amazingggg

Vanyn

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ok so im ok w/ the way my body looks except for my stomach. i kind of have a gut. how can i get rid of a couple inches off my waist? and how can i lose my love handles? they're not huge but they are there. please and thank you. :]

50 sit ups , 50 crunches, 50 leg lifts. and start running.
anything that does cardio or works with the muscles around the stomache will ton it up and you'll loose the layer of fat you have
also drink 7 or 8 glasses of water aday

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can anyone give me some GOOD songs.
Im open to anything. Just not the music where the dude screams the hole time. Anything else but that. ((song name and the singer name please! =] Thanks!! =]

A lot of classic rock, like guns n roses, eric clapton, def leppard, van halen, black sabbath.


Also
Anything by cartel, a change of pace, the rocket summer (my favorite band), 3 days grace, 3 doors down,new found glory, the academy is...,, alkaline trio, Anberlin, Paramore, atreyu, augustana Basshunter, ben lee, ben harper, Bloc Party, blue october, blue oyster cult, blood hound gang, boys night out, the early november, bus driver, chiodos, cobra starship, colbie caillat, cute is what we aim for, the cure depeche mode, DJ tiesto, eiffel 65, End to pass (you can only find them on myspace),The fall of troy, fall out boy, family force 5, aqua bats, flogging molly, the flaming lips, the format, fountain of wayne, front 242, good night nurse, group x (if you wanna laugh), hawthorne hieghts, head automatica, HIM, Hit the lights, alexisonfire, hot hot heat, houston calls, the hush sound, imogen heap, jack johnson, incubus, jimmy eats world, the julian theory, kill hannah, Korn, kt tunstall, lady sovereign, minus the bear, muse, nine inche nails, OK GO, placebo,the postal service, puddle of mud, rage against the machines, the ramones, the red jumpsuit apparatus, reel big fish, rooney,the scene aesthetic, the secret handshake, seether, the smiths, the smashing pumpkins, staind, special d,the subways, sum 41, system of a down, taking back sunday, tegan and sara, tenacious d, tila tequila, trapt, trivium, vast.


Thats only a portion of my iPod.
Hope i helped :)

Vanyn

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how come every time i take a shower i loose soooo much hair...its gross it jus keeps coming out

Its common. Though its also might be a result of too much conditioner, you should only use conditioner about3 times a week. so every other shower you take don't wash your hair. cause your hair also loves the natural oils.


Vanyn

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okay, once i already posted a picture on myspace..
and someone comments it.
and i want to use that comment as a jpg image
to use for a caption.
how do i get the comment to a jpg image?

Press the button "print screen sysrq"

then go to paint. and crop it. save it as a jpeg. then go to tinypic.com and put in the code

Just take out the stars. those are there so you can see what the code is.

Vanyn

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What's the website that gives you the code to making the name about your myspace picture bigger and a different color?

I know there is one because I had it before but I forgot it.

Also, if you just have the code and not the site that works too =)

Well if you are talking abuot your display name, Myspace banned it. The code was messing with their system.

Vanyn

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Ok...the other night i went to a party with my cousin and some of his friends. Well we were all riding in one his friend's jeep..and none of the guys made any conversation. I didnt know understand why? I just sat there and looked out the window while the guys were talking about all sorts of nasty stuff. It bothered me because im not a bad lookin girl? Most guys think im pretty or w/e but i didnt understand? So it made me start thinkin..i wanna be sexier..and more of a catch. Any advice on how and why these guys did this? (17/F)

Mini skirt.
Heavy smokey eye make up, heels, stay in shape but still have some curves. make your hait sorta messy but sexy you know?
Idk how to explain but a lot of guys like that.


Vanyn

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Well ilike this boy and he likes me.
Well 2 weeks ago he said he was gonna ask me out just not at the moment and its been 2 weeks and he still hasn't i mean im patient but we always and that i just want to know what do you think is he over me,dosnt he want a gf or want just curious.

Thanks muchh !

He could be waiting for the right time, you know?
I've been in this perdicament before.
I was interested in this guy and he liked me too, but he hadnt asked me out. And one day he was like "when is the right time to ask out someone" and i thought he was gonna ask me out then.
LMFAO was i wrong. he didnt ask me out for 3 weeks after that

Vanyn

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is marilyn manson a transexual. why is he androgonous? wouldn't he just be considered a male? is he like jeffree star & michael jackson?

He is not transexual.
He is straight and a male.
He just dresses femanine sometimes.
I mean he is married to a really pretty STRAIGHT pin up girl.

Vanyn

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I have troubles finding jobs that i can work at. My friend asked a local skating rink if they hire under16 they said no.I'm really confused cause it thought i could maybe ask if they hire but after hearing my friend i'm total out of ideals on where to ask.

Life guard jobs hire at 15.
But it also depends on where you apply.

I know for a FACT that whataburger doesnt hire at 15 ahaha.

Sorry
side tracked

Some fitness places need life guards year round so apply there

Vanyn

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i just turned 17 a few days ago. i got a ticket for going 75 in a 55, and me and my parents have to go to court. could i loose my licence? i live in rhode island and this is my first ticket, if that helps.


thanks!

Small chance. Doubt it'll happen since it's your first offense. They'll will fine you, tell you that next time the fine will be bigger and you might have to do community service.
Blah blah blah.
Nothing too bad.

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