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I had sex with my boyfriend. When he went to go to the bathroom he saw that the condom wasnt on anymore we looked all over for it then he suggested it was inside me. I checked and it was it was really deep but i pulled it out. I didnt look at it or anything i just flushed it but now i think there a possibility im pregnat. What do you think?

There IS a possiblity.

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alright,I like to guys and I'm pretty sure they like me too but I'm not sure which one to date.

Ehh, make a list of the things you like about each guy and pick the one with the best list? Or just pick the one you know best?

I can't think of something better to suggest without more details :)

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okay, so i'm one of those girls that has a lot of guy friends. Well, one of my guy friends likes me, but i don't like him. i've told him that, but he constantly hugs me, puts his arm around me, etc. i try to be nice and just shrug it off, but it keeps happening. And it'd just be awkward if i said something about it. What on earth do i do?

also, i went to a party that he and his friend went to, and his friend is one of my really good friends, and he and i hung out a lot, and the guy who likes me got a little ticked.

i really really just want him to not like me. it's too difficult! Any suggestions as to what i should do?

You could get somebody who knows both you and the guy that likes you to tell him that he's wasting his time hitting on you. In a nice way, without him knowing you send that person to say it.

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ok so this is sooo annoying...me and my bf *who we will call adam* have been goin out for about 2 months right? and everything is fine with us. but there is this girl *who is a freshman* and she's like, always around because...i dunno she just is. well i'll be kinda off and talkin with my best friend and i'll look over at "adam" and his best friend "jake" and that freshman is standing there looking at us, and as soon as we look over there, she starts trying to flirt with them both and then when she stops she glares at us. i'm thinkin *ok b***h, i'm already with "adam" and you're like 4 years younger than him, he's not interested so back off* and then when me and "adam" are holding hands or kiss or something she like, starts talkin to him about needing to do something like go to a concert or whatever and O MY GOSH it just makes me sooo mad!! she's not a threat to our relationship or anything, but i just wish i could find a way to get her to back off. this is also effecting my best friend because her and "adam's" best friend are hitting it off, and this stupid freshman makes it so that when she is around, they can't talk much. what do i do?

all of us are almost 18, and she's like...i dunno 14 or 15?

You can try and convince your boyfriend that she is every bit as annoying as you think she is - trash talk the hell out of her to him!

If he's really not interested (and doens't even like her) in her she'll probably go find somebody elses boyfriend to stalk.
Don't worry about your boyfriend talking less with "jake" - not your problem. And then just make sure to ignore her completely

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I have this friend. She has been my friend all of my life literally but lately we've been drawing apart. :( what do i do to get this relationship back togeter?

Spend more time with her!
It'd be great to start a new hobby with her - besides the new thing youøre doing, you'll also meet new people to talk with your friend about.

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What are some good ways to keep a cat from scratching you??? I REALLY NEED TO KNOW! it's on a test tomorrow...! Thanks

Avoid picking it up. Or if it's a complete psycho cat avoid going near it :)

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whats "come hither"??

Come towards me.

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i got dared to tounge some1 and i did it soo now that i did im feelin like i should take it up a noch but i dont think he does what do i do?

I'm not sure what you're asking... do you feel like you should take it up a noch with the person you tongued or the person who dared you?

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i just found a baby mouse. it cant walk yt, so if i put it back in the wild, my dogs'll eat it. if i keep it my parents will get mad. what should i do w/ the poor mouse?!

Keep it, try to make sure your parents doesn't find out.
Make sure to keep it warm.
And (obviously I hope) make sure always to clean your hands after you've touched it.

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I am 17/female. I am wanting bigger boobs. I am a 32A and I'd like to go up to a B or a C cup. Do you know of any natural ways to get a bigger bust? Even if you can find a link please post it.

Thanks!

Gain weight.

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whats a good website to download FREE crazy fonts-alot at one time. im working on yearbook stuff and i need cute fonts to write stuff in. thanks soo much babes!
hearts&&&kisses.

I use

www.abstractfonts.com

and

www.dafont.com/en/

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should i carry a purse to a homecoming dance tonight?

If you need it to cary stuff in, yes.

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okay omg okay well like, i had this hc date but he aint my hc date n e more *long story* so like i met this really hott guy through my friend and hes comming to my homecoming and i dont know if like hes my date or watever like i want him to but all i know is that hes comming so we're like, trying to get to know each other and all....meanwhile theres this guy thats been like crushing on me for like more than a year and he asked me to go with him and i told him i already had a date *it was the 1st guy but now me and him are off* so when he found out he was like oh you can still come with me but then i was lyke aw yeah id want to but i have this other guy that might wanna go with me too okay well i really wanna go with this guy thats been crushing on me for more than a year and i did like him at a point but im afraid that if i go with him i might hurt his feelings because i know that if that hott guy goes and i get all freaky with him im gonna end up with him the rest of the night and diss my date...omg i soo do not know what to do please help me!! i'll rate and sorry this is longg thanx so muchh...

Don't go to HC on a date with CrushOnYou Guy if you want to get freaky with Hott Guy.

Try to decline his date offer in a nice way and you won't have to decide weather to hook up with him or Hott Guy before you get to the dance.

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Does anyone know a good site to get LJ icons? i am OBSESSED with them but i forgot the website were i got them before. please help! i`ll rate!=)thanks in advance.

Get them on LJ of course!

Just go to http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=icons and look through the communities for some you like.

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there is ALWAYS this popup from internet explorer that says

Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

and something else.. but it gets really annoying because if im doing a project, it would pop up so many times! how can i get rid of it?

I'd try uninstalling Internet Explover and then re-installing it.

Or you could download another webbrowser. Firefox is such a nice program.

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is it bad at the of 14 to wear under-wired bras?cause i heard that it is.

What could be bad about it? As long as it is the right size bras cause no harm.

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ok so heres the deal, there is this guy in some of my classes and iive known him for a couple of years weve just never been friends really, and for two night in a row now ive had this wierd dream with him in it, whats this all about??

and i didnt know what category to put this in

It would have been easier to answer what it was about if you'd described what took place in the dream.

But really, it's quite normal to dream about somebody, anybody! Just the fact that they are somebody you know (even if you don't know them well) means that they take up a bit of your subconcious and could appear in your dream.

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Does anyone know a good place to get a mushroom/fungi identification guide? the woods and caverns near my homestead are chock full of mushrooms and I want to know which ones to pick.

A bookstore? Ask the sales-person what they'd recomend.

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when you make a Promo do you have to have to be signed to a label? cos I wanted to make a Promo from a song but I don't have a label, so I could just sell it to afew people, & then make a singel from that song & then release a full length album with that song on it

so what I'm asking, is that do you have to have a record deal to make an Promo, & if you don't, will they put it on your Promo when you get it & then sell it to stores?

& what is the diffrence between a Promo & a Singel? I know they can't be the same cos on the inside of my singles or promos they say what it is (its the same lable & artist, Sarah McLachlan), & I know Promos can't be pre-record deals cos there are promos for songs made in the middle of a career

thanks

I've always thought promos where tracks a person/band recorded with the intend of sending them to music lables, hoping the lables would like your stuff and sign and contract with you.
But then why would you have any? I guess the term might also cover free singles handed out to the public as promotion?

You have every right to make a promo/single/full album etc. yourself with out a record lable. You'd probably have a hard time getting stores to sell it without the help of a company though.
But I'd say, go ahead and make it and sell to yourself. It's a good start, right?

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what exactly are blue balls
i rate!

Blue balls happen when males have gotten sexually aroused but haven't gotten an orgasm. (Extra) Blood traveled to the naughty parts doing the arousal, but didn't leave due to the lack of climax.

Blue balls are painful. Can be fixed by reaching an orgasm.

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