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the background is me. i no you cant really tell if im a boy or girl but my surgeoun was bad. does any one no of a good surgeon? pleaz let me no.Dinoxthunder- ilu!

my name is Angie. i am 18 and i work as a showgirl in vegas. i liek mcdonalds and breakdancing. my boyfriend's name is Chan. ghe is a sumo in training. my idols are Michael Jackson & Dr. Phil. I'm a transey so i couild b more like them.


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Age: 18
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Iam 17 years old and my mom just got me tested for (add)attention defficince disorder becouse I was doing really badly in school and my iq came out 69 and they say that's mentally retarded is that true?what causes (add)attention defficence disorder)?my mom wants to put me in special ed classes at school for the mentally challenged kids but I don't get how that is suppose to work?

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ok my mom is a speech pathologist so here goes. ok yur not retarded yu just have a focus problem. try doing small focusing activities so that yull build up yur focus. also see about taking sum medication. thay hve ones that will make yoou focues really well


I am going to be getting a car in the spring and i was wondering if anyone had any suggestions
here are some things i am looking for

1) affordable- I'm prob gonna have a max of $10,000 to spend on a used car (with under like 60,000 miles)
2) safe- will be a good quality car and will last me a couple of years atleast
3) decent mileage- gas is expensive
4) its cute- because every teen girl wants a "cute" car



My first pick is a 2004 Hyndai elantra but I need some more back up options


if it helps i live in pittsburgh pa



give reasons why i pick your car too!
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you should get like a 10 year old chrysler convertable. its cute, itll b affordaeble if its old & since yur a girl guys will notice yur hot ride & wind blowing yoou==r hair round yor face will look hot to most guys


Ok so theres this guy i like. We talk all the time at school. I want to ask him to hang out without sounding too desperate or clingy. We have none of the same friends. Any advice? :) (link)
just say hey we have so much fun in skool together that we should hang sometimes. itll open up our "cliques" and introduce us to more peopl. do yuu wanna catch a movie sumtime?


this one girl wont leave me alone.she is jealous of our michael jackson impersonating skills! and she is so hairy.and she is jealous because we can pulloff being transeys and she cant! (link)
she isnt a transey! shes julia! ha! she just a man. shes a confused man who thinks shes a girl & she wears manskirts. he scares the heck outta me!


i have a serious question for you.how do monkeys get so hairy?! and why does michael joackson get to have all the fun witht he eh hee hee hees and the camels and giraffes?! lol ilu alex (link)
you see darliink, monkeys gaet so hairee because dey need all dat fuur to protaect dem from de wiig makerz so dey can b shaved smooth like de babbies bottom and steel regain dere innate cuteness (like michael jackson). michael jackson likes to go to Val-mart wher leetle boys pants are haf-off. ee likes de camels and de giraffes because dey lure hees cheeldren's friends over.

AH-HEE-HEE-HEE!

Ronnie I LOVE YOU HA laugh out loud
transeys rock!


13/f. well, i have been wearing makeup for about 3 years now and its the natual stuff so it doesn't clog my pores or look caked on or anything. well, i've been getting these little white splotche(?)spots on my face and i've tried using conceler, and bronzer and stuff, but it never works! help! i don't know what to do. thanks!

p.s. by the way, the type of makeup i use is bare minerals, if anyone needs to know to give my advice. thanks!
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ok ur getting whiteheads. make sure you wash your face regularly. when the whiteheads get ready to come off dip tweasers in peroxide and pull them off


Is glue REALLY made of horses? D: (link)
yes! it should be stopped! it is the vilest thing in the world. its horrible and shoul be stopped. the peopl ein that business should be killed slwly and pain fully


13/f

long story short is me and my friend got a little pissed at each other, no big deal, but when i tried to talk about it he turned into a complete asshole, i feel like hes changed and whenever i say that he just turns into a jerk with like "mk....i beg to differ...whatever" and so basicly i got rele pissed told him f u and i hate you and i sent him this email being like "this is the last email you'll ever get from me" and he sent bak "ouch that hurts" all sarcastic....and i really dont want to lose him as a friend, but hes being such a jerk about this....and i cant just pretend its all my fault if hes acting like this....what should i do? (link)
you need to takl about it face to face. alot can be misinterpreted in text. work it out. its no ones fault. you need to share the blame. if u guys r such good friends then u need to treat this as a rock in the road not the end of it for your relationship. it should strenghten your bond, not break it. the fact that you can wokr this out will say alot for you character.


I'm very shy. I'm so shy that I don't even want to get up to go turn in my paper because people stare at me. I don't even raise my hand to answer questions in class because I'm scared that I will get the wrong answer and people will make fun of me. If a person is shy (like me), are they always going to be shy for their whole life or do you eventually stop being shy? If so, how? (link)
if your shy, you have to do something to break out of your shell. join a club or a team. do something fun. show off the side that wants to come out but cant. people will love you for the person you are not the person you hide.


well im not sure if im just desperate to be in a ralationship or what because im not sure if i really like a couple people or what. like i think i might like this one person that i go to school with but im not for sure because i dont know how they feel and i really want to ask them and the other person i think i might like tends to be a player but i think theyve changed. i just dont know who i really like or i just want to be with someone that won't hurt me because ive been hurt really bad in the past. and i really dont want to be hurt again. so from this information do you think im just desperate or what? if u need more information tell me (link)
you're not desperate! far from it. you just want love and security. everyone does. the fact that you want 2 give this "playre"the cahnce says you have a big caring heart and that you believe people can change and are not bad at heart. that is a rare thing in todays world


how do i stand up for myself at school .. im the type of person that keeps it all inside until i freak out because i get so mad. (link)
if you want to express yourself, then you can say it tactfully and with a certain eloquence that will earn you respect and you will not be hated. if something bothers you, address it right away, if you leave it bottled up, then grudges form. they take a short time to form and a long time to break down.


Ok, my friends and i have a pretty big group, a group of 9 people, plus some others that sometimes hang out with us. Usually Me, Jennifer and Hanna are kind of like the leaders of our group, although me and jennifer are really really close. Well, not really but we are the closest to eachother. Well, for about 2 weeks hanna would not let me and jennifer ever say 2 words to eachother without her being in the conversation too, which we thought was kind of annoying. (oh and by the wayI have 2 classes with Jennifer and Hanna and they have all their classes together) Lately all they want to do is be together and i feel really left out. Like they go over to eachothers houses and stuff and go on the computers at school and make shopping lists for when they go shopping together.
It really hurts because i dont know what i am doing wrong.
They will also have little eye conversations when i say something.
I really want it to be back the way it was. They are truly my best friends and i love them to peices, but the last weeek i have been so mad at them! I tried talking to Jennifer but she put all the blame on hanna, saying that she's the one who always brings things up and doesn't want her talking to me. I dont know what to do. (link)
ok so you want to fit in with your friends, and you have tried busting into the conversations. your getting left out. have you tried telling them openly how you feel? that you feel left out and that you love them a lot and it breaks your heart when tehy do that


So I like this kid.
He has a girlfriend now, but we used to have a thing during the summer.
We are friends and all but like in front of his friends he's mean to me.. etc.
But I noticed that on days that i look pretty , he is less mean to me and tries to be around more
and he'll talk to me on online that day and try and find reasons to talk to me [online].
I dont mind this because i love talking to him but why is this?

ps. one time he even sat with me on the bus, and that was a day where i probably looked the best.

pss, im not trying to sound stuckup , im not very pretty lol. (link)
so this kid lieks you on days you look pretty. he sounds pretty shallow to me. he is mean 2 you w/ his friends too. you need 2 find yourself a nice boy who will like you no matter waht you look like & embrace you as a friend not push you away.




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