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Hi my name is Caleb Stefan im 13 and i enjoy many things such as climbing, hiking, biking, swimming, hangin' w/ friends, many games, and chattin' w/ friends online. My main hobby is climbing. I live in Anchorage Alaska and its not an ice age up here and, if u have any questions feel free to ask.
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what are the "birds and the bees"? i have heard it a lot and i have an idea of what it is but can someone explain it completely? thanks! ill rate! (link)
I was never told it i basically figured out what it had to do w/ and asnwered the questions throught my life i dont have a dad and my moms to shy. and i never asked my friends because they thought i had major problems. as you get older you should be hearing conversations about what it has to do with and how it works.

Good Luck ^_^


do people really like stick gerbils or animals in thier buttholes? (link)
if they did i dont know how in the hell they would get them back out and man would it hurt.


see my friend she always flirts w/ this boy i like and it gets me sooooo mad am i just jealous and should i tell my friend to stop i know she does it on accident but she does it everyday! so help plz (link)
well its not unusuall this happens it happens alot w/ my friends lol i would say its not a big deal i mean as long as shes not hurting any relation ships going on i would tell ur friend that she is making u feel un comfortable doin this and ask her to plz stop im sure she wont mind anyways hope i helped. =^)


Ok...to start off, my b/f moved to Georgia back in July and now all his friends are calling me and wanting me to go places with them. And the thing is, they know that I still love my b/f. Me and my b/f still talk on the phone every night and he found out that his friends have been calling me and he got mad at me! When I can't help that they called me. But he wants me to tell them to leave me alone. But how do I say it nicely without hurting their feelings? They already know that I still love my b/f.Please help me..I don't know what to do. (link)
Just tell them hey im sorry to say this but im still in love w/ my bf even tho he. i sorry but im not intersted no thank u, im sorry ill c u tommorow. bye hope i helped u problly not tho
lol =^).


Alright well first of all.. I'm 16/female.. if you needed that info to help me out or whatever

Well.. last night I was over at my friend caitlin's house and we got bored so we walked around the corner and met up with some friends(rachel,chrus,anthony,katie) and we were hangin out talkin and what not.. and then we decided to walk back to rachels house.. so we're walkin and talkin and I'm a smart ass.. and someone said somethin stupid so i made a remark about it.. ya know? but chris stares at me and laughs.. like nto staring bad way.. just staring.. but yeah.. then we're back at rachels and chris wanted to swim so he strips down to his boxers and jumps in.. hah it was cute.. but anywhos.. the whole time when we're all sittin out there talkin I would look over and catch chris lookin at me.. I mean it feels like there's somethin there.. but I don't know.. I mean.. he's an awesome kid.. I'd like for there to be somethin there but I don't know.. I mean he's a grade younger than me.. but he's not immature and sldflk I don't know.. I wanna get to know him better to see if there is something there and everything.. but he's not one of the people that I hang out with all the time.. so what do i do?

Thanks a bunch (link)
just ask him if he wants to hang out and start a conersation i mean i know people that go married that and over 5 years apart so it really doesnt matter for all u know maybe thers somthin there ur not c'n or maybe ur missin the piont hope i helped =^).


how do you kiss? i need help lol (link)
good question if u ever find out let me know ok seriously.


I love my boyfriend with all my heart. He is the best thing that ever happened to me, but he has this one little problem. He likes to play by the hand a little too much. He doesn't hurt me or anything, but like if I'm sitting at the computer, he will pass by me and knock me upside the head, or flick the back of my neck or something. It doesnt hurt but its really annoying. Sometimes I yell at him because i get so agrivated, but that doesnt seem to help. I also try telling him, but I just think its a really bad habit he has. How do I get him to stop. (link)
just ignore him that usually works wait no it doesnt well at least for me sorry.


what are some things two girls can do together? like besides making out, i mean things that lead into sex and everything, i just need some step-by-step things for me to do. (link)
i dont know anyof that stuff but i do know its good to use a dildo it really helps.


How do I meet my favorite celebrity? (link)
maybe an online chat i know that hillary duff was calling people today if ask her to she might call u. anyways other than that i think its vurtually impossible. sorry


hey. my name's ren. well, to start off. i just started back to school, everythings going great. i'm so happy. i'm doing good, getting every accomplished. i know it's my junior year & i have to buckle down.

but theres still a part of me thats lonley and sad. all i feel like doing is sitting in my room, cry, listen to my music, cut, and read.

i'm a recovering cutter. i still every-so often cut, but.. i don't know what wrong with me.

please help. (link)
well one of ur propblems could be that u r stressed, absessed, or nervous its good that ur tryin to stop cutting. i might be somthin w/ ur boy friend or ur family, cousin, aunt, anything
somthin that ur worried about that will do it anything at all there r many things and ur just gonna have to find the right one or maybe ur just not happy w who u r or just ur self well i hoed i helped =^) rate plz.


my aunt has breast cancer. shes like my 2nd mom. i love her so much and im so scared! someone help me (link)
well if ur mom hs cancaer then pray about it to god just ask him to heal ur auntfrom all her pain and suffering.


i am 13/f & im not sure what masterbating is? can you tell me??? i think i masterbate but i dont know what it is? or fingering myself doesnt give me, much please what all can i do to help me, feel better? and give me orgasisms? i rub it too but that gets boring, what can i do other than that to make it feel good? please help & i rate high! (link)
Masturbation — Stimulating one's genitals, often to achieve orgasm.

Orgasm — The pleasurable release of sexual tension; the climax. In males who have reached puberty, it is normally accompanied by ejaculation.

Ejaculation — The emission of semen from the penis, usually at the climax of sexual intercourse or masturbation.
i hoped i helped.


Hey guys question...mK... Do you like for a girl to act girly? just out of curiosity...thanks! (link)
dude it doesnt make sense thats y no one is answering it.


I have acne not too much just a bit so its okay I tried clearasil (didnt help) (stridex)didnt help what can i use to make my skin be clear before school which is in 2 days doesnt have to be right before it but just something to clear them up help please! (link)
u could try laying out in the sun since it has vitamins in it it should clear ur skin right up just do it alot not everyonce in awhile. rank plz


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i want an MP3 player for my birthday and i have 2 get a dell cuz my mom gets a discount from her work lol but i was wondering how u down load songs on them and does it cost money and if u wanted 2 copy the songs from a friends DELL MP3 player then how do u do that and do u need a special cable with it...and just need 2 know how u use it in genaral...any info anyone cud give me wud be great!!!thanks!!! (link)
u need a computer or a laptop but the cheaper way is to build it ur self anyways if u wanna know u can ask my bro hes a computer kid he can answer ur question i hope rte me!o and his im for aim is MicroSurjj88.


My boyfriend is currently in the military, and I was wondering about mailing different types of care packages and fun gift letters instead of boring ones... Does anyone have any great ideas of easy and fun things I can send to him? Or any sites that could help a little. Thank you so much! (link)
http://www.lovingyou.com/content/romance/?ID=ideas


My friend is gonig outw ith my first love and ever and I am a little upset because he has half of my heart and i know she loves him so much and he loves her so ,much but half of me feels jealous is that normal? (link)
yes that is normal in some ways i fell the same way somtimes u should just let it go because u know that u can get a better guy.


Wellllll.......I have a boyfriend, and I love him with ALLLLLLLLL my heart, and trust me, I do...I'm not just some girl saying 'i love you' and not meaning it, he's everything to me. But...I'm 15, and I have never had a serious relationship until now...I'm the type of girl who goes out and does spontaneous stuff.....well ok a few weeks ago I started feeling REALLY tied down. It got to be the end of summer ya know and I just wanted to be FREEEE....and i ended up telling him i wanted to go on a break...while we were 'on a break' i kissed another guy. well that's what made me realize how much he REALLY meant to me, and the next day i talked to him and told him how much i really loved him and everything....but i left the part about kissing another guy out. i have a guilty conscious about it, and i really want to tell him, but at the same time i have this feeling it would only break us up.... n that's the LAST thing i want.... even if it didn't break us up he would totally lose my trust for obvious reasons, but we go to different schools and that's one of the things we HAVE to have....I dono what to do......there's no way he could find out but i dono if i should tell him or not...I know everyone would say 'just tell him it's better' and all that...but put urself in my position and think about what u'd really do, cuz it's a lot harder then to just tell him because it's the right thing to do...thanks in advance! (link)
well it really depends on where u kissed him and y. c if my girlfriend i ever had one told me she kissed another guy i would wanna know where she kissed him and y if u can answer those questions i can help u w/ the rest.


Last question today i swear ..
Well whenever my best friend is around her boyfriend she id relly mean to me and starts like changing what do i do? (link)
ask her what did i do wrong i did nothing wrong to affend u in any way or to make u mad and if she says yes u did ask her what u did wrong.


im a 7th grader and i would like to know if it ok to date a 6th grader i mean hes cute and i talk to him but i dont want people to be all like mean and like talk about it the rest of my life. by the way im a girl.... (link)
lol thats cute i would have to say no. the right time for dating having this doin that is the age of 17 thats the age even tho hes cute. You can still be his boyfriend but the right time is 17. hope it works out.




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