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I still play old-school Pokemon, thankyouverymuch. I am weak when it comes to grammar, but I will enforce it with whatever knowledge I have. I am over-analytical. I depise it when people try and change who I am, because I do not feel the need to conform. I have a long tongue, but obscenely short fingers. I am nice to people who are nice to me, and those people only. Rude behavior is not tolerated.


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I noticed in answer to one question you told a girl sperm can live outside the body for 2-3 days. In fact it can survive INSIDE the female cervis for that amount of time, 3-5 days in the rest of the female reproductive organs (to allow it to get to an egg) and only about an hour outside the body as it needs to be in a warm, moist environment to survive. Don't mean to be a smart arse, just for future reference!

Well then, I suggest you beat my health teacher with a lead pipe.

I appreciate you telling me this. =D
Thanks!
No. Really. Beat my health teacher. He is such as asshole.

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this week end my best friend's family is coming over for easter. The boy I like is my best friends brother so he's coming to. I'm really worried I'll do something wrong and make him not like me because i think he does like me. what should i do??

Don't try and impress him.
I mean, if he can't handle you even at your worst, does he deserve you at your best?

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Okay, so I like this boy and I asked him out. He said he did't know. Then my friend kept on going up to him and saying "yes or no" and he kept on saying "maybe" or "I don't know" It's getting really annoying because I really want to know! So my question is, does he not want to go out with me? Or does he? I'm just not sure.
13/f

It depends on why he is hesitating.
It could just be a way to dance around the question because he doesn't want to offend you,
or something may be hindering him from saying a straight out "yes."

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how old should i be to have sex in your opinion (f)?

After marriage:
Sex is a connection that should not be treated lightly, and if you are devoted enough to a person to marry him, then you are prepared for sex.

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okay well my boyfriend is coming over tomorrow after his baseball game. and i figured since he would probley be sore and sweaty a nice romantic bath would be nice for him. well i was wondering if he did pre-cum or actually cum...could it still survive in the water? i know that when it hits air it dies quickly but what about water? should i have him wear a condom...not that we will have sex. please help. i rate 5's

Since when does sperm die when exposed to air? It can survive up to three days in the open, dear.

As for the bath, sperm cannot survive in high temperatures. That's why the scrotum and epididymus are located away from the body: to regulate a cooler temperature.

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miNd because he’s going out with me now. My BFF and BF came over to my house one day and I told him I made out with other guys, which I didn’t. I only said it to make myself sound more interesting. I only French kissed a guy once. And we played truth or Dare and even when my Bf and BFF were friends my friends dared them to do stuff like kiss and make out. They chickened out Then after my party he asked me out and I said yes, but my birthday is coming up and when my Bff’s told me the top game we will play is Truth or dare, then I got scarred because now that we are a couple I thought what if people ask us to make out or something? I bet he wont mind because he did it all the time but I said I did too! I partly want to do it for the fun but I am also worried and I really want to do it partly but I also am worried. and on top of all that He smokes!

Well you set off on the wrong foot.
When your lies come through, then your relationship will be strained, because some trust will be lost.
Reading this, I am assuming that you are quite young. Also assuming that he is your age, I say not to get too involved with him, at all.... Smoking at a young age shows bad decision making skills.
You could be headed for trouble.


Also, this really wasn't a question. It was more just a bunch of statements looking for opinions.

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i think i might be having some boyfriend problems. a few days ago i was like 1% considering that i should break up with this guy i've been going out with. then the next morning it was completely out of the question. i couldnt tell my friends my problem because i knew the moment they heard this, it would be all around the school. the thing is, he's really cute, smart, well-known, and sweet to me. the first time i talked to him on the phone, he seemed like he was myself in another sex! we just had soo much in common, like a lot of the little things. we also had a few things that made us different. i like heights, scary movies, and partying with my friends. he on the other hand, wouldn't dance even if he was paid, likes his feet on the ground, and perfers comdedies. i mean, i shouldnt judge him by those stupid things though right?

well anyway, we've been going out for 6 months which is pretty rare for 13 year olds. when i really thought about it, i knew i would regret breaking up with him in the end. i like the idea that he's loyal, honest, and walks me to my class whenever he sees me. now whenever he calls, we run out of things to talk about in less than 10 minutes. when my other guy friends call, im usually the one babbling on about the most random things. sometimes i even feel like i should make up an excuse to get off the phone with him. do i just have nothing to say because i really like my boyfriend and dont want to embarrass myself by saying something stupid?

its weird, but part of me wants to leave my options open. but then again, my boyfriend was the best one i've ever had in my life.

i planned a party for next week and he's invited. i think that will help us reconnect a little more because i've had parties like this before and they've always resulted with me watching him leave with butterflies in my stomach. he also invited me to come mini golfing with him this friday. but my god, do i suck at mini golf or what. what can i do to make our "date" not boring without making him feel awkward?

i hope you guys can answer my questions (the last sentence of each paragraph haha). please, im wishing i can get some good answers before friday...

If you suck at mini golf, find a reason to laugh at your mistakes. Make the atmosphere light.
Tell jokes. Talk about things he likes to do.

I had a 21 month relationship that started when I was ten (wow that sounds weird, doesn't it?). We would always have those silences on the phone, but they were comfortable. We tried to fill them with other things. Example, we had diverse tastes in music, so we would play our favorite songs for eachother. He would also play his guitar and his trumpet for me. It was kind of painful to the ears at first, but we laughed at it all, in the end.

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14/f
ok well i started to cut my self and then i stopped a few days a go i started to cut again and i had nothing to cut my self with so i found broken glass and got a sharp peace and cut my self what should i do how do i stop with out my dad finding out?
if he found out he would kill me

I know how you feel.
Try and find a reason to stop.
This sounds silly, but I know people who gave up hurting themselves for Lent. It's actually been working. Religion was their reason to stop. Find what gives you strength.
Writing in a journal also helps when something is bothering you: not an online blog, but actually writing it by hand.

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