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Ok so i was googling some random stuff an found out about masterbation so i tryed it and after one or two times it didnt work then i tryed harder and finally got an organism that was mabye 2-3 months ago. Now i just can't stop my life is basic im a nerd (dont really care about that tho) and I just can't stop i mean i tell my self no and i end up doing it then noticing at the last second that it is wrong so please help me oh an im 12 years old. (link)
Im him on an account and i feel realy bad when i do and it makes me feel farther away from God please help


I've been married to my beautiful wife for 3 years now. I told her I'd do anything in the world to make her happy and to please her. About a week ago she confessed to me that she wants to experiment with other men. She wants to actually have sex with another man to see what it's like since she has only been with one other man before our marriage. I can't really overcome this and it makes me feel like a bad husband. I told her I'd have to think about a lot of things first. She said that it's the only way she'll be completely happy in this marriage. What do I do? I feel like if I say yes then I am degrading myself and this marriage, but if I say no then I'm holding her back from what will truly make her happiest in this world. (link)
If she wanted to marry you then she should only be with you it doesnt matter if she wants to if my wife did that and she acually did without asking me be4 then i would devorse right away!!


short version: 20 yr old step daughter torturing us. tried everything, almost out of ideas. she\'s distroying our marriage. any ideas to stop her appreciated!

long version: i\'m a 32 yr old female in the us. i started dating a guy 5 yrs ago who had full custody of his 16 yr old daughter. he\'s 16 yrs my senior. soon, she began a quest to break us up. she was rude, ruined our dates on purpose, etc. he was blind & didn\'t see it. she\'s very sneaky & hid it well. eventually, i told him about her actions & when he confronted her, she was proud of her behavior!
when she was 18, he proposed to me. we had been together for 2 yrs. i agreed to marry, but only when she moved out & quit causing trouble. he gained control for a short while & i thought it was over. she moved out at 18 and we got married. he let his boundaries slide & her quest to torture us continued. he talked to her many times, but she had no remorse. she said she had no choice but to be this way because it\'s the only way to treat a stepmom. he has asked her many times if i had ever done anything. she quickly said \"no, her only crime was loving you.\"
i\'ve been called &^*&(@#(*& so many times and until recently, my husband wouldn\'t stand up for me. he also expected me to not do anything to her in return, so out of respect for him, i didn\'t.
she\'s 20 now (will be 21 in 4 months.) this past saturday, his daughter got drunk and called my hubby & asked him to come over & not judge her. she thought he wasn\'t coming & cursed him out. she called him everything from a sperm donor to a effin\' a$$hole. i heard her call me an effin\' b#$ch. when he arrived to her house, she was drunk, in her panties, lying face down on the floor, throwing up and cursing her mother on the phone. he yelled at her not to speak to her mother that way, took care of her, put her to bed & left saying \"i don\'t deserve to be treated this way. we will talk tomorrow.\"
on monday, he confronted her, but she was arrogant and angry. she said her fear with me is that we will both need him at the same time & he will be there for me. she was very self righteous & showed no remorse. he told her he would slap the $hi% out of her if she ever spoke about us that way again.
i\'ve never done anything to her. infact, i tried to be super nice & pray for her in private. then i moved on to ignoring her & avoiding her. next was trying to protect myself from her actions. now, i\'m flaming mad & need this to end or i\'m leaving!!! my curent idea is to make her scared of me. i don't know if it\'ll stop her from hurting us, but idk what else to do. i was in the marines & i am good at intimidating. i hate doing it, but i don't know what to do.
my husband & i are in marriage counceling & struggling due to the damage she caused.
so, last night, i went to her house and put stink things under her doormat & garage. when she steps on them, they\'ll make a huge stink. then, i went to her work & while in the parking lot, i poured one of the stink viles on her car, so she smells it at both places. i confronted her in the parking lot, telling her she doesn\'t know what an effin\' b is & i\'m going to give her an education. she just got all weepy & ran in her car saying \"i don\'t want to talk to you.\" i\'m planning to do a few \"revenge\" type things to her so she\'ll be looking over her sholder all the time. maybe, she\'ll be too scared to mess with us anymore. since she wanted an evil stepmom, will giving her one help? what to do??? if i do nothing, my marriage is over.
i don\'t want to be mean. honest to God i don\'t. i want to be a good stepmom, love her and be kind to her. but i\'ve taken all i can take for almost 5 years. all opinions appreciated. thanks in advance!!!!!!!!!! (link)
Well you could allways ask her if she wants to go to dinner or a movie or if she is going to hate you forever just tune her out hope this helps


Me and my boyfriend wanna have sex now. WE don't have any condoms and Im not on the pill but we're sooo horny for eachother. If we have sex in the shower could I still get pregnant? We talked about it and it's like the water is gonna wash away the sperm fluids and yeah then you can't really get pregnate right? Is it safe to shower w/a guy like this? (link)
Ok sperm dies if it dries to mabye taking a shower then drying off


I haveto give a testimony for younglife soon. Im going to takl about a death in my family and how younglife has helped.culd anybody help em with an outline or just ideas ? im so so nervous. (link)
You could take a deep breath say it in front of friends or parents or other people that would make u think of an audience(even a pet) so yeah take a deep breath and just to it you can do it


im making a band and my nickname is "Jinxx" cuz i always bring bad luck and my name starts with a "J" so it fit, i have two other friends who are in the band there names both start with a D, ones a boy the other is a girl. Dan and Daphne. Any ideas? (the band is an emo band) THANKS!!! (link)
Mabye Darten, dareous,denson
Girls name: dandy,darston
I wish i could become more emo that i am already >:3


I like a guy at school, how do i get him hot, turn him on? stuff like that?
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Ummmmm you might want to make little love poems or notes and put them in his seat or in his locker. Mabye by looking at him during class would show him thats about all becausr im
A guy lolz >:3



I was friends with a woman for about 13 years,until I realized she was just a user,incapable of much honesty.When I discovered that her annoying flirting with me was only for her ego,and I discovered she was/is,swinging and prostituting,(this,on top of her being a teacher and married),I cut the relationship off,I simply could not support that sort of behavior,in spite of knowing her for so long,and will not speak to her.Now,she is obsessing on me,and endlessly spamming me.What should I do? (link)
You probably think she becoming a prostitute was a very different change but she might need the money tp support her family just because someone does something different doesnt mean they did that on purpose.


I'm female, 20 years old. My walk to class is about 5 to 10 minutes. On my way to class my face always gets really sweaty and so its just embarrassing when i get to class. I dont know what to do..its not like the walk is hard, i'm very in shape and im on my schools varisty volleyball team. it seems like no matter what, hot or cold my face always sweats and i just look gross when i get to class...what do i do? i dont have the option of driving. (link)
Mabye before you get to school you might wanna bring like sone kleenx or some wet ones and clean off your face before you get to school


Hello, I am wondering if there are any good sites that have information as well as multiple pictures of the Victorian style dresses and lolita sort of things? I would also think there should be some outfits for males as well. I've looked everywhere, but I'm having trouble finding the right kind. Mostly darkly colored ones is what I am looking for, or blues and purples maybe?

Thank you :)! (link)
The best place you can and might want to use to find most everythin you want to know GOOGLE!!!!!! I hope that helped


where would i get some? i've had insomnia for a long time and i don't like taking sleeping pills because that builds up an tolerance. (link)
You might want to try a local store or mabye a person at the pharamasyst at a wallmart or giant eagle


My boyfriend and i had sex and we used a condom. afterward, he took off the condom, put on hand sanitzer, used a hand sanitizer wipe, and fingered me like five minutes later. i'm freaking out about the possibility of pregnancy because i feel like he could have touched sperm when he took off the condom, and apparently hand sanitizer doesn't kill sperm. but, i also thought that if his hands were completely dry before he fingered me, which they were, it would be okay because sperm is killed when it dries. also, he used a hand sanitizer wipe, so that could have at least wiped the sperm off of his hands. so, am i okay, or should i go buy the morning after pill?... (link)
You might want to just buy the pill just incase the time arouses where this happens and he cums inside you so mabye just for a percaution u know the saying :) u can never be too prepared


My names Megan and I'm 18 years old. I'm in love with a boy who's the same age. We've been friends for two years, and we just started dating three months ago. I love the boy to death. Just.. lately I feel so distance. I don't know if its because it seems like he doesn't try as hard as I do or not. Almost every night I send him something sweet.. or something meaningful. The other night I sent him a paragraph of how much I wanted to be with him and admire him. He didn't respond. He claimed he didn't have the time to respond, which is understandable because he had a lot of plans that day. But, its happened numerous times. I asked him already if I do it too much, and he claims I don't and that he loves it. I threw him a suprise birthday party, bought him a kitten, wrote poetry for him, ect. I do anything for him, but not overly. I just.. I don't feel appreciated. All that I'd want is him to give me something small.. even if it were plastic. Hell, he wouldn't even need to buy it.. I just want proof he's trying. I can't explain it enough how trapped I feel. I feel like if I bring it up he'll take it offensively. So someone, can you please give me direction? (link)
Ok i hope this helps you schould try to make plans with HIM so you can have time with just him and you so u could talk an stuff like a dinner date or to go to a movie somthing like that and when the time comes you just ask shyly why he doesnt have enough time for you mabye you could help him reorganize his scudual so you and him have time to talk and do othr stuff hope this helped


``jello" id rather not say my name but i am a ten year old virgin i am very good in class(until the teacher turns around) but i masterbate. i dont do the whole fingering thing becuase i think thats just nasty.i just turn on the bath water and do my own thing.but i dont know if its against god either.and my mother doesnt know.i learned how to do it on my own.(thats another story)i just dont know to stop or keep doing it and if i do that i dont get pregnant acually doing it! (link)
Ok first off ur a dude u dont have babys only women have babys for every animal execpt for seahorses the males have the babys weird huh? So back to the topic yeah basicaly if you can know what masterbation is and what it does you are good. now getting into stopping if you are christen (sorry for spelling) you might want to ask God or who ever you worship to help you through this rough road in your life hopes this helps




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